As I walk down the road,I stumble and fall because of the enormous potholes .One may even see the hidden minerals underneath this road.
Wait! didn't our beloved Member of Parliament offer to make a donation to the UNRA to give us the best roads in the country?
Anyway, maybe he forgot and remembered to build his state of the art apartment in Munyonyo.

As I get up on my feet, I see a queue on the water tap that is longer than the python I saw in "Snakes in the City" on the National Geographic channel.
Wait!didn't they send an agent from the National Water and Sewerage Cooperation to give us 100 water tanks and pipes and also dig underneath the Earth's surface to extract that water?
Anyway,maybe he forgot and remembered to shoot a Rwenzori water commercial this morning.

As I struggle to dodge the long queue,I see the St. Peter's Catholic Church that is in ruins and can almost be mistaken for the walls of Jericho. The roof is nolonger visible and one might think it was replaced by a thin sheet of paper that has turned reddish brown due to the weather changes in this town. The church has only one seat covered in suede fabric that is only meant for the Main Celebrant of mass. The windows and doors are so tiny that breathing usually takes place outside.
Wait! didn't Reverend Moses preach that he will use our tithe to make this church the Vatican of Africa?
Anyway, maybe he forgot and remembered to take a vacation with his family to Jerusalem to baptize their newly born baby.

As I rest by the roadside, I see little children clad in untidy and torn outfits making a marathon to every car that passes by asking kindly for money and complaining about something known as "enjala"
Wait! Didn't the mayor promise to build a shelter for these children and offer them enough food and education?
Anyway,maybe he forgot and remembered to lure many of these children's mothers to go and work as maids in Saudi Arabia with a promising salary of one million dollars per month.

As I stand up to go back to my home and eat, I recall that I nolonger have one because it was demolished by unknown people of this town.
Wait! Was it because I praised the administration of my rotting town that makes me sick to my stomach?
Anyway, maybe I forgot and remembered to mind my own business by writing this down.