To The Stock Exchange Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A BCDEFGEHBGHIJAKLBMNO PPBBQRGBSSHESTSHEEUU HVWSESBXGSSYUSXZDA2S EUB2UUOEC2C2D2

On its CentenaryA
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My dear Stock ExchangeB
I am given to understandC
That to day you are a hundred years oldD
And that to day thereforeE
You will celebrateF
What nine men out of every ten of youG
Call your CenteenaryE
By taking a whole holiday instead of a half oneH
It would be easy for me my dear Stock ExchangeB
To present youG
With a sort of illuminated address on this occasionH
But I refrainI
One short year agoJ
I tumbled into a little moneyA
It was not enough to live uponK
But it was a nice sumL
A man introduced me to a member of the Stock ExchangeB
The member of the Stock Exchange introduced me to a little game of in and outM
And my five hundred pounds folded its tents like the ArabsN
That is to say it silently stole awayO
It was not the member of the Stock Exchange's faultP
Certainly it was not my faultP
And I will not say that it was the fault of the Stock ExchangeB
But I am not giving the Stock ExchangeB
Any illuminated addressesQ
At presentR
On the other hand let me assure youG
That I believe the Stock ExchangeB
To be a highly respectableS
HonourableS
And useful institutionH
It leaves the court without a stain upon its characterE
I say these latter things advisedlyS
Because some time backT
A friend of mine who writes articles on food supplyS
Having delivered himself of the opinionH
That London's milk was largely waterE
Was sued for slanderE
By the Amalgamated Society of Dairymen's DaughtersU
And had to climb down and apologiseU
So that on the whole I repeat that in my humble opinionH
If you want to findV
Really sound white menW
Men of spotless character and impregnable probityS
You cannot do betterE
Than wend your way to Gorgonzola HallS
And joking apart my dear Stock ExchangeB
You really are a blessingX
If it were not for youG
People with a lot of moneyS
And people with only a littleS
Would simply not lose itY
It would lie in banks and old stockings and kindred receptaclesU
Till it went mouldyS
You keep things goingX
You are the heart of the monetary worldZ
You pump in the goldD
You pump out all that you don't happen to wantA2
And you go and live in Maida ValeS
Keep a butlerE
Drive two horsesU
And change your name from Manassah to HowardB2
This Centeenary holiday of yoursU
Gives me much pauseU
Supposing instead of taking a dayO
You were to take a yearE
What would happen to EnglandC2
SHE WOULD BE RUINEDC2
Yeth indeedD2

Thomas William Hodgson Crosland



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