To The Stock Exchange Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BCDEFGEHBGHIJAKLBMNO PPBBQRGBSSHESTSHEEUU HVWSESBXGSSYUSXZDA2S EUB2UUOEC2C2D2On its Centenary | A |
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My dear Stock Exchange | B |
I am given to understand | C |
That to day you are a hundred years old | D |
And that to day therefore | E |
You will celebrate | F |
What nine men out of every ten of you | G |
Call your Centeenary | E |
By taking a whole holiday instead of a half one | H |
It would be easy for me my dear Stock Exchange | B |
To present you | G |
With a sort of illuminated address on this occasion | H |
But I refrain | I |
One short year ago | J |
I tumbled into a little money | A |
It was not enough to live upon | K |
But it was a nice sum | L |
A man introduced me to a member of the Stock Exchange | B |
The member of the Stock Exchange introduced me to a little game of in and out | M |
And my five hundred pounds folded its tents like the Arabs | N |
That is to say it silently stole away | O |
It was not the member of the Stock Exchange's fault | P |
Certainly it was not my fault | P |
And I will not say that it was the fault of the Stock Exchange | B |
But I am not giving the Stock Exchange | B |
Any illuminated addresses | Q |
At present | R |
On the other hand let me assure you | G |
That I believe the Stock Exchange | B |
To be a highly respectable | S |
Honourable | S |
And useful institution | H |
It leaves the court without a stain upon its character | E |
I say these latter things advisedly | S |
Because some time back | T |
A friend of mine who writes articles on food supply | S |
Having delivered himself of the opinion | H |
That London's milk was largely water | E |
Was sued for slander | E |
By the Amalgamated Society of Dairymen's Daughters | U |
And had to climb down and apologise | U |
So that on the whole I repeat that in my humble opinion | H |
If you want to find | V |
Really sound white men | W |
Men of spotless character and impregnable probity | S |
You cannot do better | E |
Than wend your way to Gorgonzola Hall | S |
And joking apart my dear Stock Exchange | B |
You really are a blessing | X |
If it were not for you | G |
People with a lot of money | S |
And people with only a little | S |
Would simply not lose it | Y |
It would lie in banks and old stockings and kindred receptacles | U |
Till it went mouldy | S |
You keep things going | X |
You are the heart of the monetary world | Z |
You pump in the gold | D |
You pump out all that you don't happen to want | A2 |
And you go and live in Maida Vale | S |
Keep a butler | E |
Drive two horses | U |
And change your name from Manassah to Howard | B2 |
This Centeenary holiday of yours | U |
Gives me much pause | U |
Supposing instead of taking a day | O |
You were to take a year | E |
What would happen to England | C2 |
SHE WOULD BE RUINED | C2 |
Yeth indeed | D2 |
Thomas William Hodgson Crosland
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