To The Poet Laureate Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDEFGGHIJKLHAKMNOP QRKSTSUVSKWSXOSSSYKK HZDA2KKSBSKB2C2SWSD2 E2F2G2H2I2J2HK2SSKL2 HSSM2N2GO2SRSUGSP2SK SM2SSSQ2VHSVA2VFZSSS HFMy dear Poet Laureate | A |
Do not I implore you | B |
Be perturbed | C |
It is not my purpose to harp | D |
Upon old strings | E |
Or to express the smallest satisfaction | F |
Either with you as an official personage | G |
Or with your verses as a production of an official personage | G |
I have called to day as it were | H |
For a little quiet talk | I |
You are a fellow townsman of mine | J |
Consequently | K |
I am a fellow townsman of yours | L |
We ought to get on well together | H |
Between ourselves my dear Poet Laureate | A |
It seems to me | K |
That if you were to set about it | M |
In the right way | N |
You might with very little trouble | O |
Render a real service to the State | P |
Being as you are | Q |
The only writer fellow | R |
Who in his literary capacity | K |
Is associated with the Court | S |
You have if I may say so chances and opportunities | T |
Such as do not appear to have been vouchsafed | S |
To any other contemporary worker in the department of Letters | U |
Our Gracious Sovereign Lord King Edward VII | V |
I make no doubt | S |
Continually consults you on matters literary | K |
Dear Mr Austen I can hear him saying | W |
Would you now advise me to read | S |
Mr Newverse's Sonnets | X |
And Miss Jumpabouti's new novel | O |
Or would you not | S |
Of course my dear Poet Laureate | S |
If you were one of those stiff ungenerous Poets Laureate | S |
Who make it a rule to stick to business | Y |
You would say very respectfully | K |
Your Majesty honours me | K |
But I am not your Majesty's Book Taster | H |
Being as your Majesty is aware | Z |
Paid only to wangle my harp | D |
In celebration of Births Deaths and Marriages | A2 |
Therefore I must respectfully civilly humbly and generally otherwisely | K |
Beg to decline to answer your Majesty's kind inquiry | K |
But my dear Poet Laureate | S |
There is nothing of that sort about you | B |
You believe that a Poet Laureate | S |
Should not only be a sort of walking rhyming dictionary | K |
But also a general compendium of advice counsel and straight tips | B2 |
For crowned heads | C2 |
Hence I make no doubt | S |
That when his Majesty the King | W |
Does ask you for a hint as to the kind of book he ought to read | S |
You break the marble box of your wisdom | D2 |
Upon the palace floor | E2 |
And expound things to him | F2 |
Having thus the ear | G2 |
Of an exceedingly amiable and capable Monarch | H2 |
You should by all means | I2 |
Take advantage of the circumstance | J2 |
To do what you can in that quarter | H |
For the benefit of your brethren and sisters of the pen | K2 |
Many of them my dear Poet Laureate | S |
Are at the present moment | S |
Going about the country | K |
With weary souls and tattered nerves | L2 |
Because their Services to Literature | H |
Have not been blessed and approved | S |
Not to say recognised | S |
By the Crown | M2 |
Some of them believe in their hearts | N2 |
That they ought to have a peerage | G |
Others desire to be Baronets Knights and so forth | O2 |
In order that their wives may be called Lady | S |
Others whom I know | R |
Would be well content with a humble K C B | S |
And yet others | U |
Would go off their heads with joy | G |
If they might only be invited regularly | S |
To the King's Levees and Droring Rooms | P2 |
My dear Poet Laureate | S |
I charge you to do your best for these suffering people | K |
WRITING IS A NOBLE ART | S |
IT SHOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE RECOGNISED BY THE CROWN | M2 |
Rub these facts well in my dear Poet Laureate | S |
You know who to rub 'em into | S |
And while you are about it | S |
There are two persons | Q2 |
On whose behalf | V |
You might use every legitimate endeavour | H |
To rub your hardest | S |
One of them my dear Poet Laureate is YOURSELF | V |
And the other is | A2 |
MYSELF | V |
Your own desires in the way of recognition | F |
Are of course your own affair | Z |
Ask for what you like my dear Poet Laureate | S |
And see that you get it | S |
For me | S |
Let me whisper | H |
I want a pension | F |
Thomas William Hodgson Crosland
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