To The Motorist Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCCDEFCGACHIJKLMNAG COPQMCCCRSTUBVWGCBXC YGCCCZKAGKA2LTTCAMB2 C2TD2E2ATMy dear Sir | A |
When men have nightmares they dream about you | B |
I myself have been chased over the tops of pinnacles | C |
By flaming eyed Panhards and Durkopps | C |
In my sleep | D |
Nor is this all | E |
For if one brings oneself | F |
To read reports of the proceedings of police courts | C |
One finds that the average citizen | G |
Gets more or less chased by you sir | A |
In his waking moments | C |
The Police I know sir seldom speak the truth | H |
They remember so well the day | I |
When a horseless carriage had to be taken through the street | J |
At the speed of a funeral march | K |
And with a red flag in front of it | L |
That the spectacle of an affable motorist | M |
Bowling through a Surrey village | N |
To the tune of six miles an hour | A |
Shocks ther imagination | G |
And they believe for the rest of their natural lives | C |
That the affable motorist aforesaid | O |
Must have been travelling | P |
At the rate of anything from to miles per minute | Q |
Hence my dear motorist | M |
It comes to pass that you are afforded so many opportunities | C |
For airing your eloquence and the fatness of your purse | C |
Before the police magistrates | C |
In my opinion it seems just possible | R |
That the real trouble lies in the fact | S |
That you my dear sir do actually | T |
Go through villages at a very low speed | U |
And that really the best thing you can do | B |
Would be to make a point of going through them | V |
At the highest speed consistent | W |
With the safety of your own person | G |
For if you did this | C |
No policeman of my acquaintance would be able to catch you | B |
Hence you would never be fined | X |
I have been out of sympathy with motor cars | C |
Right up to the other night | Y |
The other night I had the felicity to take a small trip on one | G |
The motorist would fain have driven me to my house | C |
Which is half an hour's cab drive from Charing Cross | C |
He offered to do the distance in ten minutes | C |
And started stirring up his petroleum | Z |
But I said No Let us go to the Marble Arch | K |
We went through the Mall to Hyde Park Corner | A |
to South Kensington to Paddington | G |
Into the Edgware Road and so to the Marble Arch | K |
Time at the outside min | A2 |
I am willing to admit | L |
That we went down certain streets quite rapidly | T |
What time the policemen at odd corners stared stupidly | T |
And fumbled for their note books | C |
But as a result of that trip my dear sir | A |
I have become an enthusiastic motorist | M |
I am convinced that speed and wind and the smell of petroleum mixed | B2 |
Is the only thing which can be considered worth living for | C2 |
And if you happen to know anybody | T |
Who would be willing to take | D2 |
A typewriter and a pair of skates not much worn | E2 |
In exchange for a Durkopp racer | A |
Kindly communicate with me | T |
Thomas William Hodgson Crosland
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