To Mr. Pierpont Morgan Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDEFGHIAJKLMNOPAQR SOTAUOOOOVOOAWXYXDZE A2YB2OC2OD2AOOAVQETQ TE2TOEOE2E2OTEAEF2Dear Mr Pierpont Morgan | A |
I hasten to give you a hearty British welcome | B |
Come to my arms | C |
I am in the Trust line myself | D |
That is to say I used to be | E |
Before people started putting up announcements | F |
To the effect that | G |
Poor Trust is dead | H |
Bad pay killed him | I |
Some day an I mistake not Mr Morgan | A |
Your Trust will die | J |
All Trusts are grass | K |
Ponder it | L |
I am a political economist and I know | M |
Meanwhile I am very pleased to think | N |
That we have amongst us a man of your financial prowess | O |
And purchasing power | P |
There is a certain class of British person | A |
Who apparently goes in bodily fear of you | Q |
That class of person has groaned loudly over your steel exploit | R |
And he has groaned loudlier still | S |
Over your purchase of the Leyland Line of Steamships | O |
To groan over a fair deal of any kind | T |
Appears to me my dear Mr Pierpont Morgan | A |
To be an entirely stupid proceeding | U |
Nobody can come to grief by selling things | O |
Providing they sell them at the right price | O |
You have bought the Leyland Line of Steamships | O |
I see no reason why you should not buy all the other lines | O |
If you want them and have the wherewithal to pay for them | V |
For in the long run everything comes to him who vends | O |
You buy my steamships or my steelworks | O |
Or for that matter my caller herrin' | A |
I take your money I put it in your bank | W |
And live sumptuously on the interest | X |
You have all the trouble | Y |
Inasmuch as you have to rake up the interest | X |
I sit at home and enjoy myself | D |
You scheme and scheme and scheme and scheme and scheme and scheme and scheme | Z |
I am happy | E |
I hope you are | A2 |
Between ourselves I should not tremble | Y |
If you bought up Great Britain and Ireland especially Ireland | B2 |
And all that in them is | O |
Providing always as I have said before | C2 |
That you paid the price | O |
Indeed I hope to live to see the day | D2 |
When Englishmen will cease to toil and spin | A |
And derive their incomes | O |
Wholly and solely from American dividends | O |
Fools buy things my dear Mr Pierpont Morgan | A |
Wise men sell them | V |
That is particularly true | Q |
When the article involved happens to be poetry | E |
Nevertheless as you appear to be in a buying frame of mind | T |
I take this opportunity of informing you | Q |
That I have at my villa at Hindhead | T |
A large and varied stock | E2 |
Of sonnets odes rhymes jingles and what not | T |
Which I am prepared to sell at an enormous sacrifice | O |
My price to you for the lot would be | E |
Fifteen Million Dollars | O |
If you care to deal I undertake to melt your cheque | E2 |
At your own bank | E2 |
And to invest the proceeds in any concerns | O |
In which you happen to be interested | T |
So that you would not only get the poetry | E |
But also your money back again | A |
This at any rate is how it seems to me | E |
Vale | F2 |
Thomas William Hodgson Crosland
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