To Dan Leno Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCDEFGHIJKKCKKLAEMN AOLPAQIDRENSATKDDUVD DDMOVWIKXAMDRROKFYMZ FA2KKDYAFB2ECDYIIYKC

Dear Mr LenoA
It is now many happy weeksB
Since I had the pleasure of addressing youC
On the last occasion you will rememberD
You were fresh from SandringhamE
With a medal and sundry excellent storiesF
As to the manner in which you had been receivedG
By His Majesty the KingH
And the Members of the Royal FamilyI
To see them laugh you told us was a treatJ
Since then you have gone aboutK
With a diamond E in your cravatK
And The King's Jester written all over youC
As I have already statedK
I do not doubt for a momentK
That the King really did laughL
At Mr LenoA
I have laughed at himE
That is to say at Mr Leno myselfM
And I know what it isN
But to day Mr LenoA
To day being the st of AprilO
It is my turn to laughL
And I do so with a right good willP
For to day Mr LenoA
Your cup appears to be fullQ
Inasmuch as for this day onlyI
You are actually editing a paperD
Now when a man takes to editing papersR
All is over with himE
The next step isN
Into the unutterable darkS
I have read your paper Mr LenoA
And I find that on the wholeT
It has been remarkably well editedK
That is to say you as EditorD
And your big co editorD
Mr Campbell of that ilkU
Have had the good senseV
To edit the paperD
In the only way in which an editorD
Should edit a paperD
Namely by leaving it to itselfM
As much as possibleO
If all editors would have the senseV
To take this wise courseW
Contributors and subordinates generallyI
Would to say the least of itK
Have a fairly happy lifeX
It seems in a way a pity Mr LenoA
That you should waste yourselfM
Upon an evening paperD
When there are so many morning papersR
Requiring EditorsR
The Daily Chronicle for exampleO
Would have offered you a fair fieldK
For the exercise of your extraordinary abilitiesF
Even the Times might for once in a wayY
Have added lustre to itselfM
By taking onZ
Your joyous and winning lucubrationsF
Then there is PunchA2
Which journal I understandK
Is always and still on the look outK
For that humourD
Which somehow never comes its wayY
But there Mr LenoA
You have missed your chanceF
And possibly it will not come round againB2
As you are young in journalismE
Let me say three things to youC
Imprimis never be an EditorD
It is better to be in the balletY
Item always be on either a morning paper or a weeklyI
The all day papers keep one too busyI
Item if you are an editor only for a dayY
Be sure to subscribe to the Newspaper Press FundK
Otherwise what will your widow doC

Thomas William Hodgson Crosland



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