To Dan Leno Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDEFGHIJKKCKKLAEMN AOLPAQIDRENSATKDDUVD DDMOVWIKXAMDRROKFYMZ FA2KKDYAFB2ECDYIIYKCDear Mr Leno | A |
It is now many happy weeks | B |
Since I had the pleasure of addressing you | C |
On the last occasion you will remember | D |
You were fresh from Sandringham | E |
With a medal and sundry excellent stories | F |
As to the manner in which you had been received | G |
By His Majesty the King | H |
And the Members of the Royal Family | I |
To see them laugh you told us was a treat | J |
Since then you have gone about | K |
With a diamond E in your cravat | K |
And The King's Jester written all over you | C |
As I have already stated | K |
I do not doubt for a moment | K |
That the King really did laugh | L |
At Mr Leno | A |
I have laughed at him | E |
That is to say at Mr Leno myself | M |
And I know what it is | N |
But to day Mr Leno | A |
To day being the st of April | O |
It is my turn to laugh | L |
And I do so with a right good will | P |
For to day Mr Leno | A |
Your cup appears to be full | Q |
Inasmuch as for this day only | I |
You are actually editing a paper | D |
Now when a man takes to editing papers | R |
All is over with him | E |
The next step is | N |
Into the unutterable dark | S |
I have read your paper Mr Leno | A |
And I find that on the whole | T |
It has been remarkably well edited | K |
That is to say you as Editor | D |
And your big co editor | D |
Mr Campbell of that ilk | U |
Have had the good sense | V |
To edit the paper | D |
In the only way in which an editor | D |
Should edit a paper | D |
Namely by leaving it to itself | M |
As much as possible | O |
If all editors would have the sense | V |
To take this wise course | W |
Contributors and subordinates generally | I |
Would to say the least of it | K |
Have a fairly happy life | X |
It seems in a way a pity Mr Leno | A |
That you should waste yourself | M |
Upon an evening paper | D |
When there are so many morning papers | R |
Requiring Editors | R |
The Daily Chronicle for example | O |
Would have offered you a fair field | K |
For the exercise of your extraordinary abilities | F |
Even the Times might for once in a way | Y |
Have added lustre to itself | M |
By taking on | Z |
Your joyous and winning lucubrations | F |
Then there is Punch | A2 |
Which journal I understand | K |
Is always and still on the look out | K |
For that humour | D |
Which somehow never comes its way | Y |
But there Mr Leno | A |
You have missed your chance | F |
And possibly it will not come round again | B2 |
As you are young in journalism | E |
Let me say three things to you | C |
Imprimis never be an Editor | D |
It is better to be in the ballet | Y |
Item always be on either a morning paper or a weekly | I |
The all day papers keep one too busy | I |
Item if you are an editor only for a day | Y |
Be sure to subscribe to the Newspaper Press Fund | K |
Otherwise what will your widow do | C |
Thomas William Hodgson Crosland
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