The Fudges In England. Letter Vii. From Miss Fanny Fudge, To Her Cousin, Miss Kitty ----. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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IRREGULAR ODEA
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Bring me the slumbering souls of flowersB
While yet beneath some northern skyC
Ungilt by beams ungemmed by showersB
They wait the breath of summer hoursB
To wake to light each diamond eyeC
And let loose every florid sighC
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Bring me the first born ocean wavesD
From out those deep primeval cavesD
Where from the dawn of Time they've lainE
THE EMBRYOS OF A FUTURE MAINE
Untaught as yet young things to speakF
The language of their PARENT SEAG
Polyphlysbaean named in GreekF
Tho' soon too soon in bay and creekF
Round startled isle and wondering peakF
They'll thunder loud and long as HEG
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Bring me from Hecla's iced abodeA
Young firesB
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I had got dear thus far in my ODEA
Intending to fill the whole page to the bottomH
But having invoked such a lot of fine thingsI
Flowers billows and thunderbolts rainbows and wingsI
Didn't know what to do with 'em when I had got 'emH
The truth is my thoughts are too full at this minuteJ
Of Past MSS any new ones to tryC
This very night's coach brings my destiny in itK
Decides the great question to live or to dieC
And whether I'm henceforth immortal or noL
All depends on the answer of Simpkins and CoL
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You'll think love I rave so 'tis best to let outM
The whole secret at once I have publisht a bookN
Yes an actual Book if the marvel you doubtM
You have only in last Monday's Courier to lookN
And you'll find This day publisht by Simpkins and CoL
A Romaunt in twelve Cantos entitled 'Woe Woe '-
By Miss Fanny F known more commonly so symbol handO
This I put that my friends mayn't be left in the darkP
But may guess at my writing by knowing my markP
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How I managed at last this great deed to achieveQ
Is itself a Romaunt which you'd scarce dear believeQ
Nor can I just now being all in a whirlR
Looking out for the Magnet explain it dear girlR
Suffice it to say that one half the expenseS
Of this leasehold of fame for long centuries henceS
Tho' God knows as aunt says my humble ambitionT
Aspires not beyond a small Second EditionT
One half the whole cost of the paper and printingU
I've managed to scrape up this year past by stintingU
My own little wants in gloves ribands and shoesV
Thus defrauding the toilet to fit out the MuseV
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And who my dear Kitty would not do the sameW
What's eau de Cologne to the sweet breath of fameW
Yards of riband soon end but the measures of rhymeX
Dipt in hues of the rainbow stretch out thro' all timeX
Gloves languish and fade away pair after pairY
While couplets shine out but the brighter for wearY
And the dancing shoe's gloss in an evening is goneZ
While light footed lyrics thro' ages trip onA2
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The remaining expense trouble risk and alasB2
My poor copyright too into other hands passB2
And my friend the Head Devil of the County GazetteC2
The only Mecaenas I've ever had yetC2
He who set up in type my first juvenile laysD2
Is now see up by them for the rest of his daysD2
And while Gods as my Heathen Mythology saysE2
Live on naught but ambrosia his lot how much sweeterF2
To live lucky devil on a young lady's metreF2
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As for puffing that first of all literary boonsG2
And essential alike both to bards and balloonsG2
As unless well supplied with inflation 'tis foundH2
Neither bards nor balloons budge an inch from the groundH2
In this respect naught could more prosperous befallI2
As my friend for no less this kind imp can I callI2
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Knows the whole would of critics the hypers and allI2
I suspect he himself indeed dabbles in rhymeX
Which for imps diabolic is not the first timeX
As I've heard uncle Bob say 'twas known among GnosticsG2
That the Devil on Two Sticks was a devil at AcrosticsG2
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But hark there's the Magnet just dasht in from TownJ2
How my heart Kitty beats I shall surely drop downJ2
That awful Court Journal Gazette AthenaeumH
All full of my book I shall sink when I see 'emH
And then the great point whether Simpkins and CoU
Are actually pleased with their bargain or noU
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Five o'clockU
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All's delightful such praises I really fearK2
That this poor little head will turn giddy my dearK2
I've but time now to send you two exquisite scrapsG2
All the rest by the Magnet on Monday perhapsG2
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FROM THE MORNING POSTL2
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'Tis known that a certain distinguisht physicianT
Prescribes for dyspepsia a course of light readingU
And Rhymes by young Ladies the first fresh editionT
Ere critics have injured their powers of nutritionT
Are he thinks for weak stomachs the best sort of feedingU
Satires irritate love songs are found calorificU
But smooth female sonnets he deems a specificU
And if taken at bedtime a sure soporificU
Among works of this kind the most pleasing we knowU
Is a volume just published by Simpkins and CoU
Where all such ingredients the flowery the sweetM2
And the gently narcotic are mixt per receiptM2
With a hand so judicious we've no hesitationT
To say that 'bove all for the young generationT
'Tis an elegant soothing and safe preparationT
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Nota bene for readers whose object's to sleepN2
And who read in their nightcaps the publishers keepN2
Good fire proof binding which comes very cheapN2
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ANECDOTE FROM THE COURT JOURNALO2
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T' other night at the Countess of 's routM
An amusing event was much whispered aboutM
It was said that Lord at the Council that dayP2
Had move than once jumpt from his seat like a rocketJ
And flown to a corner where heedless they sayP2
How the country's resources were squandered awayP2
He kept reading some papers he'd brought in his pocketJ
Some thought them despatches from Spain or the TurkU
Others swore they brought word we had lost the MauritiusG2
But it turned out 'twas only Miss Fudge's new workU
Which his Lordship devoured with such zeal expeditiousG2
Messrs Simpkins and Co to avoid all delayP2
Having sent it in sheets that his Lordship might sayP2
He had distanced the whole reading world by a dayP2

Thomas Moore



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