The Canonization Of Saint Butterworth Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A BABA CACA DEDE FAFA AGAG HAHA IAIA AJAJ KLKL BABA AIAI MAMA NANA

A Christian of the best edition RABELAISA
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Canonize him yea verily we'll canonize himB
Tho' Cant is his hobby and meddling his blissA
Tho' sages may pity and wits may despise himB
He'll ne'er make a bit the worse Saint for all thisA
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Descend all ye Spirits that ever yet spreadC
The dominion of Humbug o'er land and o'er seaA
Descend on our Butterworth's biblical headC
Thrice Great Bibliopolist Saint and M PA
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Come shade of Joanna come down from thy sphereD
And bring little Shiloh if 'tisn't too farE
Such a sight will to Butterworth's bosom be dearD
His conceptions and thine being much on a parE
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Nor blush Saint Joanna once more to beholdF
A world thou hast honored by cheating so manyA
Thou'lt find still among us one Personage oldF
Who also by tricks and the Seals makes a pennyA
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Thou too of the Shakers divine Mother LeeA
Thy smiles to beatified Butterworth deignG
Two lights of the Gentiles are thou Anne and heA
One hallowing Fleet Street and t'other Toad LaneG
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The heathen we know made their Gods out of woodH
And Saints may be framed of as handy materialsA
Old women and Butterworths make just as goodH
As any the Pope ever bookt as EtherealsA
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Stand forth Man of Bibles not Mahomet's pigeonI
When perched on the Koran he dropt there they sayA
Strong marks of his faith ever shed o'er religionI
Such glory as Butterworth sheds every dayA
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Great Galen of souls with what vigor he cramsA
Down Erin's idolatrous throats till they crack againJ
Bolus on bolus good man and then damnsA
Both their stomachs and souls if they dare cast them back againJ
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How well might his shop as a type representingK
The creed of himself and his sanctified clanL
On its counter exhibit the Art of TormentingK
Bound neatly and lettered Whole Duty of ManL
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Canonize him by Judas we will canonize himB
For Cant is his hobby and twaddling his blissA
And tho' wise men may pity and wits may despise himB
He'll make but the better shop saint for all thisA
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Call quickly together the whole tribe of CantersA
Convoke all the serious Tag rag of the nationI
Bring Shakers and Snufflers and Jumpers and RantersA
To witness their Butterworth's CanonizationI
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Yea humbly I've ventured his merits to paintM
Yea feebly have tried all his gifts to portrayA
And they form a sum total for making a SaintM
That the Devil's own advocate could not gainsayA
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Jump high all ye Jumpers ye Ranters all roarN
While Butterworth's spirit upraised from your eyesA
Like a kite made of foolscap in glory shall soarN
With a long tail of rubbish behind to the skiesA

Thomas Moore



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