New Hospital For Sick Literati Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBAACCDDEEFFGGHIJJ KKGGLLGGMMNNLLLLOOPP QQQQRRSJGGQQGGQQTTGG UU GGVVTTTT

With all humility we begA
To inform the public that Tom TeggA
Known for his spunky speculationsB
In buying up dead reputationsB
And by a mode of galvanizingA
Which all must own is quite surprisingA
Making dead authors move againC
As tho' they still were living menC
All this too managed in a triceD
By those two magic words Half PriceD
Which brings the charm so quick aboutE
That worn out poets left withoutE
A second foot whereon to standF
Are made to go at second handF
'Twill please the public we repeatG
To learn that Tegg who works this featG
And therefore knows what care it needsH
To keep alive Fame's invalidsI
Has oped an Hospital in townJ
For cases of knockt up renownJ
Falls fractures dangerous Epic fitsK
By some called Cantoes stabs from witsK
And of all wounds for which they're nurstG
Dead cuts from publishers the worstG
All these and other such fatalitiesL
That happen to frail immortalitiesL
By Tegg are so expertly treatedG
That oft times when the cure's completedG
The patient's made robust enoughM
To stand a few more rounds of puffM
Till like the ghosts of Dante's layN
He's puft into thin air awayN
As titled poets being phenomenonsL
Don't like to mix with low and common 'unsL
Tegg's Hospital has separate wardsL
Express for literary lordsL
Where prose peers of immoderate lengthO
Are nurst when they've outgrown their strengthO
And poets whom their friends despair ofP
Are put to bed and taken care ofP
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Tegg begs to contradict a storyQ
Now current both with Whig and ToryQ
That Doctor Warburton M PQ
Well known for his antipathyQ
His deadly hate good man to allR
The race of poets great and smallR
So much that he's been heard to ownS
He would most willingly cut downJ
The holiest groves on Pindus' mountG
To turn the timber to accountG
The story actually goes that heQ
Prescribes at Tegg's InfirmaryQ
And oft not only stints for spiteG
The patients in their copy rightG
But that on being called in latelyQ
To two sick poets suffering greatlyQ
This vaticidal Doctor sent themT
So strong a dose of Jeremy BenthamT
That one of the poor bards but criedG
Oh Jerry Jerry and then diedG
While t'other tho' less stuff was givenU
Is on his road 'tis feared to heavenU
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Of this event howe'er unpleasantG
Tegg means to say no more at presentG
Intending shortly to prepareV
A statement of the whole affairV
With full accounts at the same timeT
Of some late cases prose and rhymeT
Subscribed with every author's nameT
That's now on the Sick List of FameT

Thomas Moore



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