Fum And Hum, The Two Birds Of Royalty Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABCDDEEFGHIDAAJJKFL LMMNF OOHPJJJQQHHRDJJJ AAAFEHH

One day the Chinese Bird of Royalty FUMA
Thus accosted our own Bird of Royalty HUMA
In that Palace or China shop Brighton which is itB
Where FUM had just come to pay HUM a short visitC
Near akin are these Birds tho' they differ in nationD
The breed of the HUMS is as old as creationD
Both full crawed Legitimates both birds of preyE
Both cackling and ravenous creatures half wayE
'Twixt the goose and the vulture like Lord CastlereaghF
While FUM deals in Mandarins Bonzes BoheaG
Peers Bishops and Punch HUM are sacred to theeH
So congenial their tastes that when FUM first did light onI
The floor of that grand China warehouse at BrightonD
The lanterns and dragons and things round the domeA
Where so like what he left Gad says FUM I'm at homeA
And when turning he saw Bishop L GE Zooks it isJ
Quoth the Bird Yes I know him a Bonze by his phizJ
And that jolly old idol he kneels to so lowK
Can be none but our round about god head fat FoF
It chanced at this moment the Episcopal PrigL
Was imploring the Prince to dispense with his wigL
Which the Bird overhearing flew high o'er his headM
And some TOBIT like marks of his patronage shedM
Which so dimmed the poor Dandy's idolatrous eyeN
That while FUM cried Oh Fo all the court cried Oh fieF
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But a truce to digression these Birds of a featherO
Thus talkt t'other night on State matters togetherO
The PRINCE just in bed or about to depart for'tH
His legs full of gout and his arms full of HARTFORDP
I say HUM says FUM FUM of course spoke ChineseJ
But bless you that's nothing at Brighton one seesJ
Foreign lingoes and Bishops translated with easeJ
I say HUM how fares it with Royalty nowQ
Is it up is it prime is it spooney or howQ
The Bird had just taken a flash man's degreeH
Under BARRYMORE YARMOUTH and young Master L EH
As for us in Pekin here a devil of a dinR
From the bed chamber came where that long MandarinD
Castlereagh whom FUM calls the Confucius of ProseJ
Was rehearsing a speech upon Europe's reposeJ
To the deep double bass of the fat Idol's noseJ
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Nota bene his Lordship and LIVERPOOL comeA
In collateral lines from the old Mother HUMA
CASTLEREAGH a HUM bug LIVERPOOL a HUM drumA
The Speech being finisht out rusht CASTLEREAGHF
Saddled HUM in a hurry and whip spur awayE
Thro' the regions of air like a Snip on his hobbyH
Ne'er paused till he lighted in St Stephen's lobbyH

Thomas Moore



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