Fum And Hum, The Two Birds Of Royalty Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCDDEEFGHIDAAJJKFL LMMNF OOHPJJJQQHHRDJJJ AAAFEHHOne day the Chinese Bird of Royalty FUM | A |
Thus accosted our own Bird of Royalty HUM | A |
In that Palace or China shop Brighton which is it | B |
Where FUM had just come to pay HUM a short visit | C |
Near akin are these Birds tho' they differ in nation | D |
The breed of the HUMS is as old as creation | D |
Both full crawed Legitimates both birds of prey | E |
Both cackling and ravenous creatures half way | E |
'Twixt the goose and the vulture like Lord Castlereagh | F |
While FUM deals in Mandarins Bonzes Bohea | G |
Peers Bishops and Punch HUM are sacred to thee | H |
So congenial their tastes that when FUM first did light on | I |
The floor of that grand China warehouse at Brighton | D |
The lanterns and dragons and things round the dome | A |
Where so like what he left Gad says FUM I'm at home | A |
And when turning he saw Bishop L GE Zooks it is | J |
Quoth the Bird Yes I know him a Bonze by his phiz | J |
And that jolly old idol he kneels to so low | K |
Can be none but our round about god head fat Fo | F |
It chanced at this moment the Episcopal Prig | L |
Was imploring the Prince to dispense with his wig | L |
Which the Bird overhearing flew high o'er his head | M |
And some TOBIT like marks of his patronage shed | M |
Which so dimmed the poor Dandy's idolatrous eye | N |
That while FUM cried Oh Fo all the court cried Oh fie | F |
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But a truce to digression these Birds of a feather | O |
Thus talkt t'other night on State matters together | O |
The PRINCE just in bed or about to depart for't | H |
His legs full of gout and his arms full of HARTFORD | P |
I say HUM says FUM FUM of course spoke Chinese | J |
But bless you that's nothing at Brighton one sees | J |
Foreign lingoes and Bishops translated with ease | J |
I say HUM how fares it with Royalty now | Q |
Is it up is it prime is it spooney or how | Q |
The Bird had just taken a flash man's degree | H |
Under BARRYMORE YARMOUTH and young Master L E | H |
As for us in Pekin here a devil of a din | R |
From the bed chamber came where that long Mandarin | D |
Castlereagh whom FUM calls the Confucius of Prose | J |
Was rehearsing a speech upon Europe's repose | J |
To the deep double bass of the fat Idol's nose | J |
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Nota bene his Lordship and LIVERPOOL come | A |
In collateral lines from the old Mother HUM | A |
CASTLEREAGH a HUM bug LIVERPOOL a HUM drum | A |
The Speech being finisht out rusht CASTLEREAGH | F |
Saddled HUM in a hurry and whip spur away | E |
Thro' the regions of air like a Snip on his hobby | H |
Ne'er paused till he lighted in St Stephen's lobby | H |
Thomas Moore
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