The Irish Schoolmaster Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Alack 'tis melancholy theme to thinkB
How Learning doth in rugged states abideC
And like her bashful owl obscurely blinkB
In pensive glooms and corners scarcely spiedC
Not as in Founders' Halls and domes of prideC
Served with grave homage like a tragic queenD
But with one lonely priest compell'd to hideC
In midst of foggy moors and mosses greenD
In that clay cabin hight the College of KilreenD
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This College looketh South and West alsoeE
Because it hath a cast in windows twainD
Crazy and crack'd they be and wind doth blowF
Through transparent holes in every paneD
Which Pan with many paines makes whole againD
With nether garments which his thrift doth teachG
To stand for glass like pronouns and when rainD
Stormeth he puts once more unto the breachG
Outside and in tho' broke yet so he mendeth eachG
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IIIA
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And in the midst a little door there isE
Whereon a board that doth congratulateH
With painted letters red as blood I wisE
Thus writtenD
CHILDREN TAKEN IN TO BATEH
And oft indeed the inward of that gateH
Most ventriloque doth utter tender squeakI
And moans of infants that bemoan their fateH
In midst of sounds of Latin French and GreekI
Which all i' the Irish tongue he teacheth them to speakI
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IVJ
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For some are meant to right illegal wrongsE
And some for Doctors of DivinitieH
Whom he doth teach to murder the dead tonguesE
And soe win academical degreeK
But some are bred for service of the seaK
Howbeit their store of learning is but smallL
For mickle waste he counteth it would beK
To stock a head with bookish wares at allL
Only to be knock'd off by ruthless cannon ballL
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Six babes he sways some little and some bigM
Divided into classes six alsoeK
He keeps a parlor boarder of a pigM
That in the College fareth to and froF
And picketh up the urchins' crumbs belowF
And eke the learned rudiments they scanD
And thus his A B C doth wisely knowF
Hereafter to be shown in caravanD
And raise the wonderment of many a learned manD
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VIJ
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Alsoe he schools some tame familiar fowlsK
Whereof above his head some two or threeK
Sit darkly squatting like Minerva's owlsK
But on the branches of no living treeK
And overlook the learned familyK
While sometimes Partlet from her gloomy perchN
Drops feather on the nose of DominieD
Meanwhile with serious eye he makes researchN
In leaves of that sour tree of knowledge now a birchN
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No chair he hath the awful PedagogueM
Such as would magisterial hams imbedH
But sitteth lowly on a beechen logM
Secure in high authority and dreadH
Large as a dome for Learning seems his headH
And like Apollo's all beset with raysK
Because his locks are so unkempt and redH
And stand abroad in many several waysK
No laurel crown he wears howbeit his cap is baizeK
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And underneath a pair of shaggy browsK
O'erhang as many eyes of gizzard hueO
That inward giblet of a fowl which showsK
A mongrel tint that is ne brown ne blueO
His nose it is a coral to the viewO
Well nourish'd with Pierian PotheenD
For much he loves his native mountain dewO
But to depict the dye would lack I weenD
A bottle red in terms as well as bottle greenD
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As for his coat 'tis such a jerkin shortH
As Spenser had ere he composed his TalesK
But underneath he hath no vest nor aughtH
So that the wind his airy breast assailsK
Below he wears the nether garb of malesK
Of crimson plush but non plushed at the kneeD
Thence further down the native red prevailsK
Of his own naked fleecy hosierieK
Two sandals without soles complete his cap a pieJ
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Nathless for dignity he now doth lapP
His function in a magisterial gownD
That shows more countries in it than a mapP
Blue tinct and red and green and russet brownD
Besides some blots standing for country townD
And eke some rents for streams and rivers wideH
But sometimes bashful when he looks adownD
He turns the garment of the other sideH
Hopeful that so the holes may never be espiedH
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And soe he sits amidst the little packM
That look for shady or for sunny noonD
Within his visage like an almanackM
His quiet smile foretelling gracious boonD
But when his mouth droops down like rainy moonD
With horrid chill each little heart unwarmsD
Knowing that infant show'rs will follow soonD
And with forebodings of near wrath and stormsD
They sit like timid hares all trembling on their formsD
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Ah luckless wight who cannot then repeatH
Corduroy Colloquy or Ki K KodH
Full soon his tears shall make his turfy seatH
More sodden tho' already made of sodH
For Dan shall whip him with the word of GodH
Severe by rule and not by nature mildH
He never spoils the child and spares the rodH
But spoils the rod and never spares the childH
And soe with holy rule deems he is reconcil'dH
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But surely the just sky will never winkM
At men who take delight in childish throeK
And stripe the nether urchin like a pinkM
Or tender hyacinth inscribed with woeF
Such bloody Pedagogues when they shall knowF
By useless birches that forlorn recessD
Which is no holiday in Pit belowF
Will hell not seem design'd for their distressD
A melancholy place that is all bottomlesseD
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Yet would the Muse not chide the wholesome useD
Of needful discipline in due degreeK
Devoid of sway what wrongs will time produceD
Whene'er the twig untrained grows up a treeK
This shall a Carder that a Whiteboy beK
Ferocious leaders of atrocious bandsD
And Learning's help be used for infamieQ
By lawless clerks that with their bloody handsD
In murder'd English write Rock's murderous commandsD
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But ah what shrilly cry doth now alarmQ
The sooty fowls that dozed upon the beamQ
All sudden fluttering from the brandish'd armQ
And cackling chorus with the human screamQ
Meanwhile the scourge plies that unkindly seamQ
In Phelim's brogues which bares his naked skinD
Like traitor gap in warlike fort I deemQ
That falsely lets the fierce besieger inD
Nor seeks the Pedagogue by other course to winD
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No parent dear he hath to heed his criesD
Alas his parent dear is far aloofO
And deep in Seven Dial cellar liesD
Killed by kind cudgel play or gin of proofO
Or climbeth catwise on some London roofO
Singing perchance a lay of Erin's IsleR
Or whilst he labors weaves a fancy woofO
Dreaming he sees his home his Phelim smileR
Ah me that luckless imp who weepeth all the whileR
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Ah who can paint that hard and heavy timeQ
When first the scholar lists in Learning's trainD
And mounts her rugged steep enforc'd to climbQ
Like sooty imp by sharp posterior painD
From bloody twig and eke that Indian caneD
Wherein alas no sugar'd juices dwellS
For this the while one stripling's sluices drainD
Another weepeth over chilblains fellS
Always upon the heel yet never to be wellS
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Anon a third for his delicious rootH
Late ravish'd from his tooth by elder chitH
So soon is human violence afootH
So hardly is the harmless biter bitH
Meanwhile the tyrant with untimely witH
And mouthing face derides the small one's moanD
Who all lamenting for his loss doth sitH
Alack mischance comes seldomtimes aloneD
But aye the worried dog must rue more curs than oneD
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XIXD
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For lo the Pedagogue with sudden drubT
Smites his scald head that is already soreK
Superfluous wound such is Misfortune's rubT
Who straight makes answer with redoubled roarK
And sheds salt tears twice faster than beforeK
That still with backward fist he strives to dryK
Washing with brackish moisture o'er and o'erK
His muddy cheek that grows more foul therebyK
Till all his rainy face looks grim as rainy skyK
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So Dan by dint of noise obtains a peaceD
And with his natural untender knackM
By new distress bids former grievance ceaseD
Like tears dried up with rugged huckabackM
That sets the mournful visage all awrackM
Yet soon the childish countenance will shineD
Even as thorough storms the soonest slackM
For grief and beef in adverse ways inclineD
This keeps and that decays when duly soak'd in brineD
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Now all is hushed and with a look profoundH
The Dominie lays ope the learned pageU
So be it called although he doth expoundH
Without a book both Greek and Latin sageU
Now telleth he of Rome's rude infant ageU
How Romulus was bred in savage woodH
By wet nurse wolf devoid of wolfish rageU
And laid foundation stone of walls of mudH
But watered it alas with warm fraternal bloodH
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Anon he turns to that Homeric warK
How Troy was sieged like Londonderry townD
And stout Achilles at his jaunting carK
Dragged mighty Hector with a bloody crownD
And eke the bard that sung of their renownD
In garb of Greece most beggar like and tornD
He paints with colly wand'ring up and downD
Because at once in seven cities bornD
And so of parish rights was all his days forlornD
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Anon through old Mythology he goesD
Of Gods defunct and all their pedigreesD
But shuns their scandalous amours and showsD
How Plato wise and clear ey'd SocratesD
Confess'd not to those heathen hes and shesD
But thro' the clouds of the Olympic copeV
Beheld St Peter with his holy keysD
And own'd their love was naught and bow'd to PopeV
Whilst all their purblind race in Pagan mist did gropeV
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From such quaint themes he turns at last asideH
To new philosophies that still are greenD
And shows what railroads have been track'd to guideH
The wheels of great political machineD
If English corn should grow abroad I weenD
And gold be made of gold or paper sheetH
How many pigs be born to each spalpeenD
And ah how man shall thrive beyond his meatH
With twenty souls alive to one square sod of peatH
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Here he makes end and all the fry of youthW
That stood around with serious look intenseD
Close up again their gaping eyes and mouthX
Which they had opened to his eloquenceD
As if their hearing were a threefold senseD
But now the current of his words is doneD
And whether any fruits shall spring from thenceD
In future time with any mother's sonD
It is a thing God wot that can be told by noneD
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Now by the creeping shadows of the noonD
The hour is come to lay aside their loreK
The cheerful Pedagogue perceives it soonD
And cries Begone unto the imps and fourK
Snatch their two hats and struggle for the doorK
Like ardent spirits vented from a caskM
All blithe and boisterous but leave two moreK
With Reading made Uneasy for a taskM
To weep whilst all their mates in merry sunshine baskM
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Like sportive Elfins on the verdant sodH
With tender moss so sleekly overgrownD
That doth not hurt but kiss the sole unshodH
So soothly kind is Erin to her ownD
And one at Hare and Hound plays all aloneD
For Phelim's gone to tend his step dame's cowM
Ah Phelim's step dame is a canker'd croneD
Whilst other twain play at an Irish rowF
And with shillelah small break one another's browM
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But careful Dominie with ceaseless thriftH
Now changeth ferula for rural hoeF
But first of all with tender hand doth shiftH
His college gown because of solar glowF
And hangs it on a bush to scare the crowF
Meanwhile he plants in earth the dappled beanD
Or trains the young potatoes all a rowF
Or plucks the fragrant leek for pottage greenD
With that crisp curly herb call'd Kale in AberdeenD
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And so he wisely spends the fruitful hoursD
Linked each to each by labor like a beeK
Or rules in Learning's hall or trims her bow'rsD
Would there were many more such wights as heK
To sway each capital academieQ
Of Cam and Isis for alack at eachG
There dwells I wot some dronish DominieD
That does no garden work nor yet doth teachG
But wears a floury head and talks in flow'ry speechG

Thomas Hood



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