Shooting Pains Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BCDDC EFGGF HIJJI KLLLL MJNNJ OLMML PIOOI JOOOO QRSSR JLAA TUVVU OOOOO OWWO JPOOP JXOOX OJLLJThe charge is prepar'd Macheath | A |
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If I shoot any more I'll be shot | B |
For ill luck seems determined to star me | C |
I have march'd the whole day | D |
With a gun for no pay | D |
Zounds I'd better have been in the army | C |
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What matters Sir Christopher's leave | E |
To his manor I'm sorry I came yet | F |
With confidence fraught | G |
My two pointers I brought | G |
But we are not a point towards game yet | F |
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And that gamekeeper too with advice | H |
Of my course he has been a nice chalker | I |
Not far were his words | J |
I could go without birds | J |
If my legs could cry out they'd cry Walker | I |
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Not Hawker could find out a flaw | K |
My appointments are modern and Mantony | L |
And I've brought my own man | L |
To mark down all he can | L |
But I can't find a mark for my Anthony | L |
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The partridges where can they lie | M |
I have promis'd a leash to Miss Jervas | J |
As the least I could do | N |
But without even two | N |
To brace me I'm getting quite nervous | J |
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To the pheasants how well they're preserv'd | O |
My sport's not a jot more beholden | L |
As the birds are so shy | M |
For my friends I must buy | M |
And so send silver pheasants and golden | L |
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I have tried ev'ry form for a hare | P |
Every patch every furze that could shroud her | I |
With toil unrelax'd | O |
Till my patience is tax'd | O |
But I cannot be tax'd for hare powder | I |
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I've been roaming for hours in three flats | J |
In the hope of a snipe for a snap at | O |
But still vainly I court | O |
The percussioning sport | O |
I find nothing for setting my cap at | O |
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A woodcock this month is the time | Q |
Right and left I've made ready my lock for | R |
With well loaded double | S |
But 'spite of my trouble | S |
Neither barrel can I find a cock for | R |
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A rabbit I should not despise | J |
But they lurk in their burrows so lowly | L |
This day's the eleventh | A |
It is not the seventh | A |
But they seem to be keeping it hole y | - |
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For a mallard I've waded the marsh | T |
And haunted each pool and each lake oh | U |
Mine is not the luck | V |
To obtain thee O Duck | V |
Or to doom thee O Drake like a Draco | U |
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For a field fare I've fared far a field | O |
Large or small I am never to sack bird | O |
Not a thrush is so kind | O |
As to fly and I find | O |
I may whistle myself for a black bird | O |
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I am angry I'm hungry I'm dry | - |
Disappointed and sullen and goaded | O |
And so weary an elf | W |
I am sick of myself | W |
And with Number One seem overloaded | O |
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As well one might beat round St Paul's | J |
And look out for a cock or a hen there | P |
I have search'd round and round | O |
All the Baronet's ground | O |
But Sir Christopher hasn't a wren there | P |
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Joyce may talk of his excellent caps | J |
But for nightcaps they set me desiring | X |
And it's really too bad | O |
Not a shot I have had | O |
With Hall's Powder renown'd for quick firing | X |
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If this is what people call sport | O |
Oh of sporting I can't have a high sense | J |
And there still remains one | L |
More mischance on my gun | L |
Fined for shooting without any licence | J |
Thomas Hood
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