Shooting Pains Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A BCDDC EFGGF HIJJI KLLLL MJNNJ OLMML PIOOI JOOOO QRSSR JLAA TUVVU OOOOO OWWO JPOOP JXOOX OJLLJ

The charge is prepar'd MacheathA
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If I shoot any more I'll be shotB
For ill luck seems determined to star meC
I have march'd the whole dayD
With a gun for no payD
Zounds I'd better have been in the armyC
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What matters Sir Christopher's leaveE
To his manor I'm sorry I came yetF
With confidence fraughtG
My two pointers I broughtG
But we are not a point towards game yetF
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And that gamekeeper too with adviceH
Of my course he has been a nice chalkerI
Not far were his wordsJ
I could go without birdsJ
If my legs could cry out they'd cry WalkerI
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Not Hawker could find out a flawK
My appointments are modern and MantonyL
And I've brought my own manL
To mark down all he canL
But I can't find a mark for my AnthonyL
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The partridges where can they lieM
I have promis'd a leash to Miss JervasJ
As the least I could doN
But without even twoN
To brace me I'm getting quite nervousJ
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To the pheasants how well they're preserv'dO
My sport's not a jot more beholdenL
As the birds are so shyM
For my friends I must buyM
And so send silver pheasants and goldenL
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I have tried ev'ry form for a hareP
Every patch every furze that could shroud herI
With toil unrelax'dO
Till my patience is tax'dO
But I cannot be tax'd for hare powderI
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I've been roaming for hours in three flatsJ
In the hope of a snipe for a snap atO
But still vainly I courtO
The percussioning sportO
I find nothing for setting my cap atO
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A woodcock this month is the timeQ
Right and left I've made ready my lock forR
With well loaded doubleS
But 'spite of my troubleS
Neither barrel can I find a cock forR
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A rabbit I should not despiseJ
But they lurk in their burrows so lowlyL
This day's the eleventhA
It is not the seventhA
But they seem to be keeping it hole y-
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For a mallard I've waded the marshT
And haunted each pool and each lake ohU
Mine is not the luckV
To obtain thee O DuckV
Or to doom thee O Drake like a DracoU
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For a field fare I've fared far a fieldO
Large or small I am never to sack birdO
Not a thrush is so kindO
As to fly and I findO
I may whistle myself for a black birdO
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I am angry I'm hungry I'm dry-
Disappointed and sullen and goadedO
And so weary an elfW
I am sick of myselfW
And with Number One seem overloadedO
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As well one might beat round St Paul'sJ
And look out for a cock or a hen thereP
I have search'd round and roundO
All the Baronet's groundO
But Sir Christopher hasn't a wren thereP
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Joyce may talk of his excellent capsJ
But for nightcaps they set me desiringX
And it's really too badO
Not a shot I have hadO
With Hall's Powder renown'd for quick firingX
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If this is what people call sportO
Oh of sporting I can't have a high senseJ
And there still remains oneL
More mischance on my gunL
Fined for shooting without any licenceJ

Thomas Hood



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