An Address To The Steam Washing Company Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Archer How many are there ScrubA
Scrub Five and forty Sir Beaux' StratagemB
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For shame let the linen alone M W of WindsorC
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Mr Scrub Mr Slop or whoever you beD
The Cock of Steam Laundries the head PatenteeE
Of Associate Cleansers Chief founder and primeF
Of the firm for the wholesale distilling of grimeF
Co partners and dealers in linen's proprietyE
That make washing public and wash in societyE
O lend me your ear if that ear can foregoG
For a moment the music that bubbles belowG
From your new Surrey Geisers all foaming and hotE
That soft simmer's sang so endear'd to the ScotE
If your hands may stand still or your steam without dangerC
If your suds will not cool and a mere simple strangerC
Both to you and to washing may put in a rubA
O wipe out your Amazon arms from the tubA
And lend me your ear Let me modestly pleadE
For a race that your labors may soon supersedeE
For a race that now washing no living affordsH
Like Grimaldi must leave their aquatic old boardsH
Not with pence in their pockets to keep them at easeI
Not with bread in the funds or investments of cheeseI
But to droop like sad willows that liv'd by a streamJ
Which the sun has suck'd up into vapor and steamJ
Ah look at the laundress before you begrudgeK
Her hard daily bread to that laudable drudgeK
When chanticleer singeth his earliest matinsI
She slips her amphibious feet in her pattensI
And beginneth her toil while the morn is still grayL
As if she was washing the night into dayL
Not with sleeker or rosier fingers AuroraM
Beginneth to scatter the dewdrops before herC
Not Venus that rose from the billow so earlyE
Look'd down on the foam with a forehead more pearlyE
Her head is involv'd in an a rial mistE
And a bright beaded bracelet encircles her wristE
Her visage glows warm with the ardor of dutyE
She's Industry's moral she's all moral beautyE
Growing brighter and brighter at every rubA
Would any man ruin her No Mr ScrubA
No man that is manly would work her mishapN
No man that is manly would covet her capN
Nor her apron her hose nor her gown made of stuffO
Nor her gin nor her tea nor her wet pinch of snuffO
Alas so she thought but that slippery hopeP
Has betrayed her as tho' she had trod on her soapP
And she whose support like the fishes that flyQ
Was to have her fins wet must now drop from her skyQ
She whose living it was and a part of her fareR
To be damp'd once a day like the great white sea bearR
With her hands like a sponge and her head like a mopS
Quite a living absorbent that revell'd in slopS
She that paddled in water must walk upon sandE
And sigh for her deeps like a turtle on landE
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Lo then the poor laundress all wretched she standsI
Instead of a counterpane wringing her handsI
All haggard and pinch'd going down in life's valeT
With no fagot for burning like Allan a daleT
No smoke from her flue and no steam from her paneU
There once she watch'd heaven fearing God and the rainU
Or gaz'd o'er her bleach field so fairly engross'dE
Till the lines wander'd idle from pillar to postE
Ah where are the playful young pinners ah whereR
The harlequin quilts that cut capers in airR
The brisk waltzing stockings the white and the blackV
That danced on the tight rope or swung on the slackV
The light sylph like garments so tenderly pinn'dE
That blew into shape and embodied the windE
There was white on the grass there was white on the sprayL
Her garden it looked like a garden of MayL
But now all is dark not a shirt's on a shrubA
You've ruin'd her prospects in life Mr ScrubA
You've ruin'd her custom now families drop herC
From her silver reduc'd nay reduc'd from her copperC
The last of her washing is done at her eyeQ
One poor little kerchief that never gets dryQ
From mere lack of linen she can't lay a clothW
And boils neither barley nor alkaline brothW
But her children come round her as victuals grow scantE
And recall with foul faces the source of their wantE
When she thinks of their poor little mouths to be fedE
And then thinks of her trade that is utterly deadE
And even its pearlashes laid in the graveX
Whilst her tub is a dry rotting stave after staveX
And the greatest of Coopers ev'n he that they dubA
Sir Astley can't bind up her heart or her tubA
Need you wonder she curses your bones Mr ScrubA
Need you wonder when steam has depriv'd her of breadE
If she prays that the evil may visit your headE
Nay scald all the heads of your Washing CommitteeE
If she wishes you all the soot blacks of the cityE
In short not to mention all plagues without numberC
If she wishes you all in the Wash at the HumberC
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Ah perhaps in some moment of drowth and despairR
When her linen got scarce and her washing grew rareR
When the sum of her suds might be summ'd in a bowlY
And the rusty cold iron quite enter'd her soulY
When perhaps the last glance of her wandering eyeQ
Had caught the Cock Laundresses' Coach going byQ
Or her lines that hung idle to waste the fine weatherC
And she thought of her wrongs and her rights both togetherC
In a lather of passion that froth'd as it roseI
Too angry for grammar too lofty for proseI
On her sheet if a sheet were still left her to writeE
Some remonstrance like this then perchance saw the lightE

Thomas Hood



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