A Sailor's Apology For Bow-legs. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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There's some is born with their straight legs by naturA
And some is born with bow legs from the firstB
And some that should have grow'd a good deal straighterA
But they were badly nurs'dB
And set you see like Bacchus with their pegsC
Astride of casks and kegsC
I've got myself a sort of bow to larboardB
And starboardB
And this is what it was that warp'd my legsC
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'Twas all along of Poll as I may sayD
That foul'd my cable when I ought to slipE
But on the tenth of MayD
When I gets under weighD
Down there in Hertfordshire to join my shipE
I sees the mailF
Get under sailF
The only one there was to make the tripE
Well I gives chaseG
But as she runH
Two knots to oneH
There warn't no use in keeping on the raceG
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Well casting round about what next to try onI
And how to spinJ
I spies an ensign with a Bloody LionH
And bears away to leeward for the innJ
Beats round the gableK
And fetches up before the coach horse stableK
Well there they stand four kickers in a rowA
And soA
I just makes free to cut a brown 'un's cableK
But riding isn't in a seaman's naturA
So I whips out a toughish end of yarnL
And gets a kind of sort of a land waiterA
To splice me heel to heelM
Under the she mare's keelM
And off I goes and leaves the inn a starnL
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My eyes how she did pitchN
And wouldn't keep her own to go in no lineO
Tho' I kept bowsing bowsing at her bow lineO
But always making lee way to the ditchN
And yaw'd her head about all sorts of waysP
The devil sink the craftB
And wasn't she trimendus slack in staysP
We couldn't no how keep the inn abaftB
Well I supposeQ
We hadn't run a knot or much beyondB
What will you have on it but off she goesQ
Up to her bends in a fresh water pondB
There I am all a backR
So I looks forward for her bridle gearsS
To heave her head round on the t'other tackR
But when I startsT
The leather partsT
And goes away right over by the earsS
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What could a fellow doB
Whose legs like mine you know we're in the bilboesS
But trim myself upright for bringing toB
And square his yard arms and brace up his elbowsS
In rig all snug and cleverA
Just while his craft was taking in her waterA
I didn't like my berth tho' howsomdeverA
Because the yarn you see kept getting tauterA
Says I I wish this job was rayther shorterA
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The chase had gain'd a mileU
A head and still the she mare stood a drinkingV
Now all the whileU
Her body didn't take of course to shrinkingV
Says I she's letting out her reefs I'm thinkingV
And so she swell'd and swell'dB
And yet the tackle heldB
'Till both my legs began to bend like winkinO
My eyes but she took in enough to founderA
And there's my timbers straining every bitB
Ready to splitB
And her tarnation hull a growing rounderA
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Well there off Hertford NessS
We lay both lash'd and water logg'd togetherA
And can't contrive a signal of distressS
Thinks I we must ride out this here foul weatherA
Tho' sick of riding out and nothing lessS
When looking round I sees a man a starnO
Hollo says I come underneath her quarterA
And hands him out my knife to cut the yarnO
So I gets off and lands upon the roadB
And leaves the she mare to her own consarnO
A standing by the waterA
If I get on another I'll be blow'dB
And that's the way you see my legs got bow'dB

Thomas Hood



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