A Public Dinner Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AB AACCDDEFGGGGHHIJFFDD AADDAAGGDDDD KKCCGGLLCCDDMMFFFFCC AAIIGGNIAAFFOODDAAII DDDDPPDDDDDDQQIIDDDD AAHHAACCCDDCCDDCCGGG GOOGGAAGGGGAAGGCCAAI IAADDDDHHGGDDCCDDGGD DDDDDDDIIHHDDPPHHHDD DDDDDD| Sit down and fall to said the Barmecide | A |
| Arabian Nights | B |
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| At seven you just nick it | A |
| Give card get wine ticket | A |
| Walk round through the Babel | C |
| From table to table | C |
| To find a hard matter | D |
| Your name in a platter | D |
| Your wish was to sit by | E |
| Your friend Mr Whitby | F |
| But stewards' assistance | G |
| Has placed you at distance | G |
| And thanks to arrangers | G |
| You sit amongst strangers | G |
| But too late for mending | H |
| Twelve sticks come attending | H |
| A stick of a Chairman | I |
| A little dark spare man | J |
| With bald shining nob | F |
| 'Mid committee swell mob | F |
| In short a short figure | D |
| You thought the Duke bigger | D |
| Then silence is wanted | A |
| Non Nobis is chanted | A |
| Then Chairman reads letter | D |
| The Duke's a regretter | D |
| A promise to break it | A |
| But chair he can't take it | A |
| Is grieved to be from us | G |
| But sends friend Sir Thomas | G |
| And what is far better | D |
| A cheque in the letter | D |
| Hear hear and a clatter | D |
| And there ends the matter | D |
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| Now soups come and fish in | K |
| And C brings a dish in | K |
| Then rages the battle | C |
| Knives clatter forks rattle | C |
| Steel forks with black handles | G |
| Under fifty wax candles | G |
| Your soup plate is soon full | L |
| You sip just a spoonful | L |
| Mr Roe will be grateful | C |
| To send him a plateful | C |
| And then comes the waiter | D |
| Must trouble for tater | D |
| And then you drink wine off | M |
| With somebody nine off | M |
| Bucellas made handy | F |
| With Cape and bad Brandy | F |
| Of East India Sherry | F |
| That's very hot very | F |
| You help Mr Myrtle | C |
| Then find your mock turtle | C |
| Went off while you lingered | A |
| With waiter light fingered | A |
| To make up for gammon | I |
| You order some salmon | I |
| Which comes to your fauces | G |
| With boats without sauces | G |
| You then make a cut on | N |
| Some lamb big as mutton | I |
| And ask for some grass too | A |
| But that you must pass too | A |
| It served the first twenty | F |
| But toast there is plenty | F |
| Then while lamb gets coldish | O |
| A goose that is oldish | O |
| At carving not clever | D |
| You're begged to dissever | D |
| And when you thus treat it | A |
| Find no one will eat it | A |
| So hungry as glutton | I |
| You turn to your mutton | I |
| But no sight for laughter | D |
| The soup it's gone after | D |
| Mr Green then is very | D |
| Disposed to take Sherry | D |
| And then Mr Nappy | P |
| Will feel very happy | P |
| And then Mr Conner | D |
| Requests the same honor | D |
| Mr Clark when at leisure | D |
| Will really feel pleasure | D |
| Then waiter leans over | D |
| To take off a cover | D |
| From fowls which all beg of | Q |
| A wing or a leg of | Q |
| And while they all peck bone | I |
| You take to a neck bone | I |
| But even your hunger | D |
| Declares for a younger | D |
| A fresh plate you call for | D |
| But vainly you bawl for | D |
| Now taste disapproves it | A |
| No waiter removes it | A |
| Still hope newly budding | H |
| Relies on a pudding | H |
| But critics each minute | A |
| Set fancy agin it | A |
| That's queer Vermicelli | C |
| I say Vizetelly | C |
| There's glue in that jelly | C |
| Tarts bad altogether | D |
| That crust's made of leather | D |
| Some custard friend Vesey | C |
| No batter made easy | C |
| Some cheese Mr Foster | D |
| Don't like single Glo'ster | D |
| Meanwhile to top table | C |
| Like fox in the fable | C |
| You see silver dishes | G |
| With those little fishes | G |
| The whitebait delicious | G |
| Borne past you officious | G |
| And hear rather plainish | O |
| A sound that's champagnish | O |
| And glimpse certain bottles | G |
| Made long in the throttles | G |
| And sniff very pleasant | A |
| Grouse partridge and pheasant | A |
| And see mounds of ices | G |
| For patrons and vices | G |
| Pine apple and bunches | G |
| Of grapes for sweet munches | G |
| And fruits of all virtue | A |
| That really desert you | A |
| You've nuts but not crack ones | G |
| Half empty and black ones | G |
| With oranges sallow | C |
| They can't be called yellow | C |
| Some pippins well wrinkled | A |
| And plums almond sprinkled | A |
| Some rout cakes and so on | I |
| Then with business to go on | I |
| Long speeches are stutter'd | A |
| And toasts are well butter'd | A |
| While dames in the gallery | D |
| All dressed in fallallery | D |
| Look on at the mummery | D |
| And listen to flummery | D |
| Hip hip and huzzaing | H |
| And singing and saying | H |
| Glees catches orations | G |
| And lists of donations | G |
| Hush a song Mr Tinney | D |
| Mr Benbow one guinea | D |
| Mr Frederick Manual | C |
| One guinea and annual | C |
| Song Jocky and Jenny | D |
| Mr Markham one guinea | D |
| Have you all filled your glasses | G |
| Here's a health to good lasses | G |
| The subscription still skinny | D |
| Mr Franklin one guinea | D |
| Franklin looks like a ninny | D |
| Mr Boreham one guinea | D |
| Mr Blogg Mr Finney | D |
| Mr Tempest one guinea | D |
| Mr Merrington twenty | D |
| Rough music in plenty | D |
| Away toddles Chairman | I |
| The little dark spare man | I |
| Not sorry at ending | H |
| With white sticks attending | H |
| And some vain Tomnoddy | D |
| Votes in his own body | D |
| To fill the void seat up | P |
| And get on his feet up | P |
| To say with voice squeaking | H |
| Unaccustomed to speaking | H |
| Which sends you off seeking | H |
| Your hat number thirty | D |
| No coach very dirty | D |
| So hungry and fever'd | D |
| Wet footed spoilt beaver'd | D |
| Eyes aching in socket | D |
| Ten pounds out of pocket | D |
| To Brook Street the Upper | D |
| You haste home to supper | D |
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