Rum And Water Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABBCDEDE BFGHBIGI ICDBBBIB JEBEBKGI DLJLMNBI GIJIGJII BDGDIIBI OIBIDPGI QIRIBBBC| Stifling was the air and heavy blowflies buzzed and held a levee | A |
| And the mid day sun shone hot upon the plains of Bungaroo | B |
| As Tobias Mathew Carey a devout bush missionary | B |
| Urged his broken winded horse towards the township of Warhoo | C |
| He was visiting the stations and delivering orations | D |
| About everlasting torture and the land of Kingdom Come | E |
| And astounding all his hearers both the rouseabouts and shearers | D |
| When descanting on the horrors that result from drinking rum | E |
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| As Tobias Mathew Carey lost in visions bright and airy | B |
| Tried to goad his lean Pegasus to a canter from a jog | F |
| All his visions were sent flying as his horse abruptly shying | G |
| At a newly wakened something that was camped beside a log | H |
| It was bearded bronzed and hairy and Tobias Mathew Carey | B |
| Had a very shrewd suspicion as the object he espied | I |
| And observed its bleary winking that the object had been drinking | G |
| A suspicion which was strengthened by a bottle at its side | I |
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| It was Jacob William Wheeler better known as quot Jake the Spieler quot | I |
| Just returning from a sojourn in the township of Warhoo | C |
| Where by fast repeated stages he had swamped his cheque for wages | D |
| And for language made a record for the plains of Bungaroo | B |
| Then the earnest missionary Mr Toby Mathew Carey | B |
| Like a busy bee desiring to improve each shining hour | B |
| Gave his horse a spell much needed and immediately proceeded | I |
| To pour down on Jake the Spieler an admonitory shower | B |
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| He commenced his exhortation with a striking illustration | J |
| Of the physical and moral degradation that must come | E |
| To the unrepentant sinner who takes whisky with his dinner | B |
| And converts his stomach into a receptacle for rum | E |
| quot Give attention to my query quot said the ardent missionary | B |
| quot Do you not perceive that Satan is this moment calling you | K |
| He is shouting He is calling in a voice that is appalling | G |
| Do you hear him And the Spieler answered sadly quot Yes I do quot | I |
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| quot I can prove it is impious quot said the eloquent Tobias | D |
| quot To drink stuff containing alcohol and liquors that are strong | L |
| And I'll prove to demonstration that your guzzling inclination | J |
| Is quite morally and socially and physically wrong | L |
| When about to drain a bottle or pour whisky down your throttle | M |
| You should think about the thousands who have perished for its sake | N |
| Gone To the Davey Jones's locker through the wine that is a mocker | B |
| And which biteth like a serpent's tooth and stingeth like a snake quot | I |
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| Toby paused and Jake replying said quot It ain't no use denying | G |
| That your logic is convincing and your arguments are sound | I |
| I have heard with admiration your remarks and peroration | J |
| And your knowledge of the subject seems extensive and profound | I |
| Yet in spite of all your spouting there is just one thing I'm doubting | G |
| But I'm open to conviction so convince me if you can | J |
| As the iron's hot now strike it just convince me I don't like it | I |
| And I'll chuck the grog and sign the pledge and keep it like a man quot | I |
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| Then Tobias Mathew Carey eyed the Spieler bronzed and hairy | B |
| But his tongue no word could utter and the silence was intense | D |
| As the Spieler slowly rising in a style quite patronising | G |
| Blandly smiled upon Tobias and continued his defence | D |
| quot In your arguments I noticed that the scriptures you misquoted | I |
| But you know Old Nick proved long ago that two could play at that | I |
| Which has caused the greatest slaughter Was it rum or was it water | B |
| If you say it was the former then I'll contradict it flat | I |
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| quot When Old Noah in the deluge in the Ark was taking refuge | O |
| All the other people in the world by water met their fate | I |
| And King Pharaoh's countless army Did they drink and all go balmy | B |
| No You'll find they died by water if you'll just investigate | I |
| All the records of the ages mentioned in the sacred pages | D |
| Only tell of one example and the fact you know well | P |
| Where a cove a drink was craving and for water started raving | G |
| And that beggar was located where he ought to be in Hell quot | I |
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| Jake then dropped the tone effusive and began to be abusive | Q |
| Swore he'd quot pick the missionary up and dropp him in the dirt quot | I |
| Vowed he'd quot twist his blooming nose up make him turn his blinded toes up | R |
| Sing him for a dusty fiver or else fight him for his shirt quot | I |
| And the air was hot and heavy and the blowflies held their levee | B |
| And the evening sun shone red upon the plains of Bungaroo | B |
| As Tobias Mathew Carey a disgusted missionary | B |
| Spurred his broken winded steed towards the township of Warhoo | C |
Thomas E. Spencer
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