Hudibras: Part 1 - Canto I Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BCDDEE FFGGHHIIJJHHHHJJKKJJ JJEELMIIJJIINNEEJJOO JJPPJJJJOJHHEEJJJJJJ JJOO HHJJJJOOEEOOQQJJRRST FFHHOOUVJJOOQQQQEEOO JJWWJJQQXXOOOOIIEEJJ JIIIYZIIJHJJHHEEQQOO JEIIEEEEOOEEJJEEJJOO JJJJQQJJOOJJJJIIEEEE JJII JJEEJJQQEIOOQQQQJJOO OOHHJJEEJJTHE ARGUMENT | A |
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Sir Hudibras his passing worth | B |
The manner how he sallied forth | C |
His arms and equipage are shown | D |
His horse's virtues and his own | D |
Th' adventure of the bear and fiddle | E |
Is sung but breaks off in the middle | E |
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When civil dudgeon a first grew high | F |
And men fell out they knew not why | F |
When hard words jealousies and fears | G |
Set folks together by the ears | G |
And made them fight like mad or drunk | H |
For Dame Religion as for punk | H |
Whose honesty they all durst swear for | I |
Though not a man of them knew wherefore | I |
When Gospel Trumpeter surrounded | J |
With long ear'd rout to battle sounded | J |
And pulpit drum ecclesiastick | H |
Was beat with fist instead of a stick | H |
Then did Sir Knight abandon dwelling | H |
And out he rode a colonelling | H |
A wight he was whose very sight wou'd | J |
Entitle him Mirror of Knighthood | J |
That never bent his stubborn knee | K |
To any thing but Chivalry | K |
Nor put up blow but that which laid | J |
Right worshipful on shoulder blade | J |
Chief of domestic knights and errant | J |
Either for cartel or for warrant | J |
Great on the bench great in the saddle | E |
That could as well bind o'er as swaddle | E |
Mighty he was at both of these | L |
And styl'd of war as well as peace | M |
So some rats of amphibious nature | I |
Are either for the land or water | I |
But here our authors make a doubt | J |
Whether he were more wise or stout | J |
Some hold the one and some the other | I |
But howsoe'er they make a pother | I |
The diff'rence was so small his brain | N |
Outweigh'd his rage but half a grain | N |
Which made some take him for a tool | E |
That knaves do work with call'd a fool | E |
And offer to lay wagers that | J |
As MONTAIGNE playing with his cat | J |
Complains she thought him but an ass | O |
Much more she wou'd Sir HUDIBRAS | O |
For that's the name our valiant knight | J |
To all his challenges did write | J |
But they're mistaken very much | P |
'Tis plain enough he was no such | P |
We grant although he had much wit | J |
H' was very shy of using it | J |
As being loth to wear it out | J |
And therefore bore it not about | J |
Unless on holy days or so | O |
As men their best apparel do | J |
Beside 'tis known he could speak GREEK | H |
As naturally as pigs squeek | H |
That LATIN was no more difficile | E |
Than to a blackbird 'tis to whistle | E |
Being rich in both he never scanted | J |
His bounty unto such as wanted | J |
But much of either would afford | J |
To many that had not one word | J |
For Hebrew roots although they're found | J |
To flourish most in barren ground | J |
He had such plenty as suffic'd | J |
To make some think him circumcis'd | J |
And truly so he was perhaps | O |
Not as a proselyte but for claps | O |
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He was in LOGIC a great critic | H |
Profoundly skill'd in analytic | H |
He could distinguish and divide | J |
A hair 'twixt south and south west side | J |
On either which he would dispute | J |
Confute change hands and still confute | J |
He'd undertake to prove by force | O |
Of argument a man's no horse | O |
He'd prove a buzzard is no fowl | E |
And that a lord may be an owl | E |
A calf an alderman a goose a justice | O |
And rooks Committee men and Trustees | O |
He'd run in debt by disputation | Q |
And pay with ratiocination | Q |
All this by syllogism true | J |
In mood and figure he would do | J |
For RHETORIC he could not ope | R |
His mouth but out there flew a trope | R |
And when he happen'd to break off | S |
I' th' middle of his speech or cough | T |
H' had hard words ready to show why | F |
And tell what rules he did it by | F |
Else when with greatest art he spoke | H |
You'd think he talk'd like other folk | H |
For all a rhetorician's rules | O |
Teach nothing but to name his tools | O |
His ordinary rate of speech | U |
In loftiness of sound was rich | V |
A Babylonish fdialect | J |
Which learned pedants much affect | J |
It was a parti colour'd dress | O |
Of patch'd and pie bald languages | O |
'Twas English cut on Greek and Latin | Q |
Like fustian heretofore on satin | Q |
It had an odd promiscuous tone | Q |
As if h' had talk'd three parts in one | Q |
Which made some think when he did gabble | E |
Th' had heard three labourers of Babel | E |
Or CERBERUS himself pronounce | O |
A leash of languages at once | O |
This he as volubly would vent | J |
As if his stock would ne'er be spent | J |
And truly to support that charge | W |
He had supplies as vast and large | W |
For he cou'd coin or counterfeit | J |
New words with little or no wit | J |
Words so debas'd and hard no stone | Q |
Was hard enough to touch them on | Q |
And when with hasty noise he spoke 'em | X |
The ignorant for current took 'em | X |
That had the orator who once | O |
Did fill his mouth with pebble stones | O |
When he harangu'd but known his phrase | O |
He would have us'd no other ways | O |
In MATHEMATICKS he was greater | I |
Than TYCHO BRAHE or ERRA PATER | I |
For he by geometric scale | E |
Could take the size of pots of ale | E |
Resolve by sines and tangents straight | J |
If bread or butter wanted weight | J |
And wisely tell what hour o' th' day | J |
The clock does strike by algebra | I |
Beside he was a shrewd PHILOSOPHER | I |
And had read ev'ry text and gloss over | I |
Whate'er the crabbed'st author hath | Y |
He understood b' implicit faith | Z |
Whatever sceptic could inquire for | I |
For ev'ry why he had a wherefore | I |
Knew more than forty of them do | J |
As far as words and terms cou'd go | H |
All which he understood by rote | J |
And as occasion serv'd would quote | J |
No matter whether right or wrong | H |
They might be either said or sung | H |
His notions fitted things so well | E |
That which was which he could not tell | E |
But oftentimes mistook th' one | Q |
For th' other as great clerks have done | Q |
He could reduce all things to acts | O |
And knew their natures by abstracts | O |
Where entity and quiddity | J |
The ghosts of defunct bodies fly | E |
Where truth in person does appear | I |
Like words congeal'd in northern air | I |
He knew what's what and that's as high | E |
As metaphysic wit can fly | E |
In school divinity as able | E |
As he that hight Irrefragable | E |
A second THOMAS or at once | O |
To name them all another DUNCE | O |
Profound in all the Nominal | E |
And Real ways beyond them all | E |
For he a rope of sand cou'd twist | J |
As tough as learned SORBONIST | J |
And weave fine cobwebs fit for skull | E |
That's empty when the moon is full | E |
Such as take lodgings in a head | J |
That's to be let unfurnished | J |
He could raise scruples dark and nice | O |
And after solve 'em in a trice | O |
As if Divinity had catch'd | J |
The itch on purpose to be scratch'd | J |
Or like a mountebank did wound | J |
And stab herself with doubts profound | J |
Only to show with how small pain | Q |
The sores of Faith are cur'd again | Q |
Although by woeful proof we find | J |
They always leave a scar behind | J |
He knew the seat of Paradise | O |
Could tell in what degree it lies | O |
And as he was dispos'd could prove it | J |
Below the moon or else above it | J |
What Adam dreamt of when his bride | J |
Came from her closet in his side | J |
Whether the devil tempted her | I |
By a High Dutch interpreter | I |
If either of them had a navel | E |
Who first made music malleable | E |
Whether the serpent at the fall | E |
Had cloven feet or none at all | E |
All this without a gloss or comment | J |
He could unriddle in a moment | J |
In proper terms such as men smatter | I |
When they throw out and miss the matter | I |
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For his Religion it was fit | J |
To match his learning and his wit | J |
'Twas Presbyterian true blue | E |
For he was of that stubborn crew | E |
Of errant saints whom all men grant | J |
To be the true Church Militant | J |
Such as do build their faith upon | Q |
The holy text of pike and gun | Q |
Decide all controversies by | E |
Infallible artillery | I |
And prove their doctrine orthodox | O |
By apostolic blows and knocks | O |
Call fire and sword and desolation | Q |
A godly thorough reformation | Q |
Which always must be carried on | Q |
And still be doing never done | Q |
As if religion were intended | J |
For nothing else but to be mended | J |
A sect whose chief devotion lies | O |
In odd perverse antipathies | O |
In falling out with that or this | O |
And finding somewhat still amiss | O |
More peevish cross and splenetick | H |
Than dog distract or monkey sick | H |
That with more care keep holy day | J |
The wrong than others the right way | J |
Compound for sins they are inclin'd to | E |
By damning those they have no mind to | E |
Still so perverse and opposite | J |
As if they worshipp'd God for spite | J |
Samuel Butler
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