Toilet Seats Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDD EEFFGGHI JAKKHHAA| While I am emulating Keats | A |
| My brother fabrics toilet seats | A |
| The which they say are works of art | B |
| Aesthetic features of the mart | B |
| So exquisitely are they made | C |
| With plastic of a pastel shade | C |
| Of topaz ivory or rose | D |
| Inviting to serene repose | D |
| - | |
| Rajahs I'm told have seats of gold | E |
| They must I fear be very cold | E |
| But Tom's have thermostatic heat | F |
| With sympathy your grace to greet | F |
| Like silver they are neon lit | G |
| Making a halo as you sit | G |
| Then lo they play with dulset tone | H |
| A melody by Mendelssohn | I |
| - | |
| Oh were I lyrical as Yeats | J |
| I would not sing of toilet seats | A |
| But rather serenade a star | K |
| Yet I must take things as they are | K |
| For even kings must coyly own | H |
| Them as essential as a throne | H |
| So as I tug the Muse's teats | A |
| I envy Tom his toilet seats | A |
Robert Service
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