The Ballad Of Salvation Bill Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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'Twas in the bleary middle of the hard boiled Arctic nightA
I was lonesome as a loon so if you canB
Imagine my emotions of amazement and delightA
When I bumped into that Missionary ManB
He was lying lost and dying in the moon's unholy leerC
And frozen from his toes to finger tips'D
The famished wolf pack ringed him but he didn't seem to fearC
As he pressed his ice bond Bible to his lipsD
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'Twas the limit of my trap line with the cabin miles awayE
And every step was like a stab of painF
But I packed him like a baby and I nursed him night and dayE
Till I got him back to health and strength againG
So there we were benighted in the shadow of the PoleH
And he might have proved a priceless little pardE
If he hadn't got to worrying about my blessed soulH
And a quotin' me his Bible by the yardE
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Now there was I a husky guy whose god was NicotineI
With a coffin nail a fixture in my mugJ
I rolled them in the pages of a pulpwood magazineI
And hacked them with my jack knife from the plugJ
For Oh to know the bliss and glow that good tobacco meansD
Just live among the everlasting iceD
So judge my horror when I found my stock of magazinesD
Was chewed into a chowder by the miceD
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A woeful week went by and not a single pill I hadE
Me that would smoke my forty in a dayE
I sighed I swore I strode the floor I felt I would go madE
The gospel plugger watched me with dismayE
My brow was wet my teeth were set my nerves were rasping rawC
And yet that preacher couldn't understandE
So with despair I wrestled there when suddenly I sawD
The volume he was holding in his handE
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Then something snapped inside my brain and with an evil startE
The wolf man in me woke to rabid rageK
I saved your lousy life says I so show you have a heartE
And tear me out a solitary pageK
He shrank and shrivelled at my words his face went pewter whiteE
'Twas just as if I'd handed him a blowL
And then and then he seemed to swell and grow to Heaven's heightE
And in a voice that rang he answered NoL
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I grabbed my loaded rifle and I jabbed it to his chestE
Come on you shrimp give me that Book says IM
Well sir he was a parson but he stacked up with the bestE
And for grit I got to hand it to the guyM
If I should let you desecrate this Holy Word he saidE
My soul would be eternally accurstE
So go on Bill I'm ready You can pump me full of leadE
And take it but you've got to kill me firstE
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Now I'm no foul assassin though I'm full of sinful waysD
And I knew right there the fellow had me beatE
For I felt a yellow mongrel in the glory of his gazeD
And I flung my foolish firearm at his feetE
Then wearily I turned away and dropped upon my bunkN
And there I lay and blubbered like a kidE
Forgive me pard says I at last for acting like a skunkN
But hide the blasted rifle Which he didE
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And he also hid his Bible which was maybe just as wellO
For the sight of all that paper gave me painF
And there were crimson moments when I felt I'd o to hellO
To have a single cigarette againG
And so I lay day after day and brooded dark and deepP
Until one night I thought I'd end it allQ
Then rough I roused the preacher where he stretched pretending sleepP
With his map of horror turned towards the wallQ
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See here my pious pal says I I've stood it long enoughR
Behold I've mixed some strychnine in a cupS
Enough to kill a dozen men believe me it's no bluffR
Now watch me for I'm gonna drink it upS
You've seen me bludgeoned by despair through bitter days and nightsD
And now you'll see me squirming as I dieE
You're not to blame you've played the game according to your lightsD
But how would Christ have played it Well good byeE
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With that I raised the deadly drink and laid it to my lipsD
But he was on me with a tiger boundE
And as we locked and reeled and rocked with wild and wicked gripsD
The poison cup went crashing to the groundE
Don't do it Bill he madly shrieked Maybe I acted wrongT
See here's my Bible use it as you willU
But promise me you'll read a little as you go alongT
You do Then take it Brother smoke your fillU
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And so I did I smoked and smoked from Genesis to JobV
And as I smoked I read each blessed wordE
While in the shadow of his bunk I heard him sigh and sobV
And then a most peculiar thing occurredE
I got to reading more and more and smoking less and lessD
Till just about the day his heart was brokeW
Says I Here take it back me lad I've had enough I guessD
Your paper makes a mighty rotten smokeW
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So then and there with plea and prayer he wrestled for my soulH
And I was racked and ravaged by regretsD
But God was good for lo next day there came the police patrolH
With paper for a thousand cigarettesD
So now I'm called Salvation Bill I teach the Living LawD
And Bally hoo the Bible with the bestE
And if a guy won't listen why I sock him on the jawD
And preach the Gospel sitting on his chestE

Robert Service



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