The 'monstre' Balloon Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AAAAAAAAAAB AAAAAAAAAA CDDDDDDDDD EEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFF EEEEEE GGGG HHHHHHHHHHH AHH EH GGGGGG GGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAOh the balloon the great balloon | A |
It left Vauxhall one Monday at noon | A |
And every one said we should hear of it soon | A |
With news from Aleppo or Scanderoon | A |
But very soon after folks changed their tune | A |
'The netting had burst the silk the shalloon | A |
It had met with a trade wind a deuced monsoon | A |
It was blown out to sea it was blown to the moon | A |
They ought to have put off their journey till June | A |
Sure none but a donkey a goose or baboon | A |
Would go up in November in any balloon ' | B |
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Then they talk'd about Green' Oh where's Mister Green | A |
And where's Mister Hollond who hired the machine | A |
And where is Monk Mason the man that has been | A |
Up so often before twelve times or thirteen | A |
And who writes such nice letters describing the scene | A |
And where's the cold fowl and the ham and poteen | A |
The press'd beef with the fat cut off nothing but lean | A |
And the portable soup in the patent tureen | A |
Have they got to Grand Cairo or reach'd Aberdeen | A |
Or Jerusalem Hamburgh or Ballyporeen | A |
No they have not been seen Oh they haven't been seen ' | - |
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Stay here's Mister Gye Mr Frederick Gye | C |
'At Paris ' says he 'I've been up very high | D |
A couple of hundred of toises or nigh | D |
A cockstride the Tuilleries' pantiles to spy | D |
With Dollond's best telescope stuck at my eye | D |
And my umbrella under my arm like Paul Pry | D |
But I could see nothing at all but the sky | D |
So I thought with myself 'twas of no use to try | D |
Any longer and feeling remarkably dry | D |
From sitting all day stuck up there like a Guy | D |
I came down again and you see here am I ' | - |
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But here's Mr Hughes What says young Mr Hughes | E |
'Why I'm sorry to say we've not got any news | E |
Since the letter they threw down in one of their shoes | E |
Which gave the Mayor's nose such a deuce of a bruise | E |
As he popp'd up his eye glass to look at their cruise | E |
Over Dover and which the folks flock'd to peruse | E |
At Squier's bazaar the same evening in crews | E |
Politicians newsmongers town council and blues | E |
Turks heretics infidels jumpers and Jews | E |
Scorning Bachelor's papers and Warren's reviews | E |
But the wind was then blowing towards Helvoetsluys | E |
And my father and I are in terrible stews | E |
For so large a balloon is a sad thing to lose ' | - |
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Here's news come at last Here's news come at last | F |
A vessel's come in which has sail'd very fast | F |
And a gentleman serving before the mast | F |
Mister Nokes has declared that 'the party has past | F |
Safe across to the Hague where their grapnal they cast | F |
As a fat burgomaster was staring aghast | F |
To see such a monster come borne on the blast | F |
And it caught in his waistband and there it stuck fast ' | - |
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Oh fie Mister Nokes for shame Mister Nokes | E |
To be poking your fun at us plain dealing folks | E |
Sir this isn't a time to be cracking your jokes | E |
And such jesting your malice but scurvily cloaks | E |
Such a trumpery tale every one of us smokes | E |
And we know very well your whole story's a hoax | E |
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'Oh what shall we do Oh where will it end | G |
Can nobody go Can nobody send | G |
To Calais or Bergen op zoom or Ostend | G |
Can't you go there yourself Can't you write to a friend | G |
For news upon which we may safely depend ' | - |
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Huzzah huzzah one and eight pence to pay | H |
For a letter from Hamborough just come to say | H |
They descended at Weilburg about break of day | H |
And they've lent them the palace there during their stay | H |
And the town is becoming uncommonly gay | H |
And they're feasting the party and soaking their clay | H |
With Johannisberg Rudesheim Moselle and Tokay | H |
And the landgraves and margraves and counts beg and pray | H |
That they won't think as yet about going away | H |
Notwithstanding they don't mean to make much delay | H |
But pack up the balloon in a waggon or dray | H |
And pop themselves into a German 'po shay ' | - |
And get on to Paris by Lisle and Tournay | A |
Where they boldly declare any wager they'll lay | H |
If the gas people there do not ask them to pay | H |
Such a sum as must force them at once to say 'Nay ' | - |
They'll inflate the balloon in the Champs Elys es | E |
And be back again here the beginning of May | H |
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Dear me what a treat for a juvenile f te | G |
What thousands will flock their arrival to greet | G |
There'll be hardly a soul to be seen in the street | G |
For at Vauxhall the whole population will meet | G |
And you'll scarcely get standing room much less a seat | G |
For this all preceding attraction must beat | G |
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Since there they'll unfold what we want to be told | G |
How they cough'd how they sneezed how they shiver'd with cold | G |
How they tippled the 'cordial ' as racy and old | G |
As Hodges or Deady or Smith ever sold | G |
And how they all then felt remarkably bold | G |
How they thought the boil'd beef worth its own weight in gold | G |
And how Mister Green was beginning to scold | G |
Because Mister Mason would try to lay hold | G |
Of the moon and had very near overboard roll'd | G |
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And there they'll be seen they'll be all to be seen | A |
The great coats the coffee pot mugs and tureen | A |
With the tight rope and fire works and dancing between | A |
If the weather should only prove fair and serene | A |
And there on a beautiful transparent screen | A |
In the middle you'll see a large picture of Green | A |
Mr Hollond on one side who hired the machine | A |
Mr Mason on t'other describing the scene | A |
And Fame on one leg in the air like a queen | A |
With three wreaths and a trumpet will over them lean | A |
While Envy in serpents and black bombazine | A |
Looks on from below with an air of chagrin | A |
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Then they'll play up a tune in the Royal Saloon | A |
And the people will dance by the light of the moon | A |
And keep up the ball till the next day at noon | A |
And the peer and the peasant the lord and the loon | A |
The haughty grandee and the low picaroon | A |
The six foot life guardsman and little gossoon | A |
Will all join in three cheers for the 'monstre' balloon | A |
Richard Harris Barham
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