The Merchant Of Venice,: A Legend Of Italy Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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I believe there are fewA
But have heard of a JewA
Named Shylock of Venice as arrant a 'screw'B
In money transactions as ever you knewA
An exorbitant miser who never yet lentC
A ducat at less than three hundred per centC
Insomuch that the veriest spendthrift in VeniceD
Who'd take no more care of his pounds than his penniesE
When press'd for a loan at the very first sightF
Of his terms would back out and take refuge in FlightF
It is not my purpose to pause and inquireB
If he might not in managing thus to retireB
Jump out of the frying pan into the fireB
Suffice it that folks would have nothing to doA
Who could possibly help it with Shylock the JewA
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But however discreetly one cuts and contrivesE
We've been most of us taught in the course of our livesE
That 'Needs must when the Elderly Gentleman drives '-
In proof of this ruleG
A thoughtless young foolG
Bassanio a Lord of the Tomnoddy schoolG
Who by showing at Operas Balls Plays and CourtH
A 'swelling' Payne Collier would read 'swilling' 'port '-
And inviting his friends to dine breakfast and supI
Had shrunk his 'weak means ' and was 'stump'd ' and 'hard up '-
Took occasion to sendJ
To his very good friendJ
Antonio a merchant whose wealth had no endJ
And who'd often before had the kindness to lendJ
Him large sums on his note which he'd managed to spendJ
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'Antonio ' said he 'Now listen to meK
I've just hit on a scheme which I think you'll agreeK
All matters consider'd is no bad designL
And which if it succeeds will suit your book and mineL
'In the first place you know all the money I've gotM
Time and often from you has been long gone to potM
And in making those loans you have made a bad shotM
Now do as the boys do when shooting at sparrowsE
And tom tits they chance to lose one of their arrowsE
Shoot another the same way I'll watch well its trackN
And turtle to tripe I'll bring both of them backN
So list to my planO
And do what you canO
To attend to and second it that's a good manO
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'There's a Lady young handsome beyond all compare atP
A place they call Belmont whom when I was there atP
The suppers and parties my friend Lord MountferratP
Was giving last season we all used to stare atP
Then as to her wealth her solicitor told mineL
Besides vast estates a pearl fishery and gold mineL
Her iron strong boxE
Seems bursting its locksE
It's stuffed so with shares in 'Grand Junctions ' and 'Docks '-
Not to speak of the money's she's got in the stocksE
French Dutch and Brazilian Columbian and ChilianL
In English Exchequer bills full half a millionL
Not 'kites ' manufactured to cheat and inveigleG
But the right sort of 'flimsy ' all signed by MonteagleG
Then I know not how much in Canal shares and RailwaysE
And more speculations I need not detail waysE
Of vesting which if not so safe as some think'emQ
Contribute a deal to improving one's incomeR
In short she's a MintP
Now I say deuce is in'tP
If with all my experience I can't take a hintP
And her 'eye's speechless messages ' plainer than printP
At the time that I told you of know from a squintP
In short my dear TonyP
My trusty old cronyP
Do stump up three thousand once more as a loan IS
Am sure of my game though of course there are brutesE
Of all sorts and sizes preferring their suitsE
To her you may call the Italian Miss CouttsE
Yet Portia she's named from that daughter of Cato'sE
Is not to be snapp'd up like little potatoesE
And I have not a doubt I shall rout every loutP
Ere you'll whisper Jack Robinson cut them all outP
Surmount every barrier Carry her marry herB
Then hey my old Tony when once fairly noosedP
For her Three and a half per cents New and Reduced '-
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With a wink of his eye His friend made replyS
In his jocular manner sly caustic and dryS
'Still the same boy Bassanio never say 'die'P
Well I hardly know how I shall do't but I'll tryS
Don't suppose my affairs are at all in a hashT
But the fact is at present I'm quite out of cashT
The bulk of my property merged in rich cargoes isE
Tossing about as you know in my ArgosiesE
Tending of course my resources to cripple IS
've one bound to England another to TripoliP
Cyprus Masulipatam and BombayU
A sixth by the way I consigned t'other dayU
To Sir Gregor M'Gregor Cacique of PoyaisE
A country where silver's as common as clayU
Meantime till they tack And come some of them backN
What with Custom house duties and bills falling dueP
My account with Jones Loyd and Co looks rather blueP
While as for the 'ready ' I'm like a Church mouseE
I really don't think there's five pounds in the houseE
But no matter for thatP
Let me just get my hatP
And my new silk umbrella that stands on the matP
And we'll go forth at once to the market we twoP
And try what my credit in Venice can doP
I stand well on 'Change and when all's said and done IS
Don't doubt I shall get it for love or for money '-
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They were going to goV
When lo down belowV
In the street they heard somebody crying 'Old Clo' '-
'By the Pope there's the man for our purpose I knewP
We should not have to search long Salanio run youP
Salarino quick haste ere he get out of viewP
And call in that scoundrel old Shylock the Jew '-
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With a packN
Like a sackN
Of old clothes at his backN
And three hats on his head Shylock came in a crackN
Saying 'Rest you fair Signior Antonio vat prayU
Might your vorship be pleashed for to vant in ma vay '-
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'Why Shylock although As you very well knowV
I am what they call 'warm ' pay my way as I goV
And as to myself neither borrow nor lendP
I can break through a rule to oblige an old friendP
And that's the case now Lord Bassanio would raiseE
Some three thousand ducats well knowing your waysE
And that nought's to be got from you say what one willG
Unless you've a couple of names to the billG
Why for once I'll put mine to itP
Yea seal and sign to itP
Now then old Sinner let's hear what you'll sayU
As to 'doing' a bill at three months from to dayU
Three thousand gold ducats mind all in good bagsE
Of hard money no sealing wax slippers or rags '-
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' Vell ma tear ' says the Jew 'I'll see vat I can doP
But Mishter Antonio hark you 'tish funnyP
You say to me 'Shylock ma tear ve'd have money '-
Ven you very vell knows How you shpit on ma clothesE
And use naughty vords call me Dog and avouchT
Dat I put too much int'resht py half in ma pouchT
And vhile I like de resht of ma tribe shrug and crouchT
You find fault mit ma pargains and say I'm a SmouchT
Vell n o matters ma tear Von vord in your earB
I'd be friends mit you bote and to make dat appearB
Vy I'll find you de monies as soon as you villG
Only von littel joke musht be put in de pillG
Ma tear you musht sayU
If on such and such dayU
Such sum or such sums you shall fail to repayU
I shall cut vere I like as de pargain is prokeV
A fair pound of your flesh chest by vay of a joke '-
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So novel a clause Caused Bassanio to pauseE
But Antonio like most of those sage 'Johnny Raws'E
Who care not three strawsE
About Lawyers or LawsE
And think cheaply of 'Old Father Antic ' becauseE
They have never experienced a gripe from his clawsE
'Pooh pooh'd' the whole thing 'Let the Smouch have his wayU
Why what care I prayU
For his penalty NayU
It's a forfeit he'd never expect me to payU
And come what come may I hardly need sayU
My ships will be back a full month ere the day '-
So anxious to see his friend off on his journeyP
And thinking the whole but a paltry concern heP
Affixed with all speedP
His name to a deedP
Duly stamp'd and drawn up by a sharp Jew attorneyP
Thus againL

Richard Harris Barham



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