The Cynotaph, Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Poor Tray charmantA
Poor Tray de mon AmiB
Dog bury and VergersC
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Oh where shall I bury my poor dog TrayD
Now his fleeting breath has pass'd awayD
Seventeen years I can venture to sayD
Have I seen him gambol and frolic and playD
Evermore happy and frisky and gayD
As though every one of his months was MayD
And the whole of his life one long holidayD
Now he's a lifeless lump of clayD
Oh where shall I bury my faithful TrayD
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I am almost tempted to think it hardA
That it may not be there in yon sunny churchyardA
Where the green willows waveE
O'er the peaceful graveE
Which holds all that once was honest and braveE
Kind and courteous and faithful and trueF
Qualities Tray that were found in youF
But it may not be you sacred groundA
By holiest feelings fenced aroundA
May ne'er within its hallow'd boundA
Receive the dust of a soul less houndA
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I would not place him in yonder faneG
Where the mid day sun through the storied paneG
Throws on the pavement a crimson stainG
Where the banners of chivalry heavily swingH
O'er the pinnacled tomb of the Warrior KingH
With helmet and shield and all that sort of thingH
No come what mayD
My gentle TrayD
Shan't be an intruder on bluff Harry TudorI
Or panoplied monarchs yet earlier and ruderI
Whom you see on their backsC
In stone or in waxC
Though the sacristans now are 'forbidden to ax'C
For what Mister Hume calls 'a scandalous tax '-
While the Chartists insist they've a right to go snacksC
No Tray's humble tomb would look but shabbyB
'Mid the sculptured shrines of that gorgeous AbbeyB
Besides in the placeC
They say there's not spaceC
To bury what wet nurses call 'a Babby '-
Even 'Rare Ben Jonson ' that famous wightA
I am told is interr'd there bolt uprightA
In just such a posture beneath his bustA
As Tray used to sit in to beg for a crustA
The epitaph tooF
Would scarcely doF
For what could it say but 'Here lies TrayD
A very good sort of a dog in his day '-
And satirical folks might be apt to imagine itA
Meant as a quiz on the House of PlantagenetA
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No no The Abbey may do very wellJ
For a feudal 'Nob' or poetical 'Swell '-
'Crusaders ' or 'Poets ' or 'Knights of St John '-
Or Knights of St John's Wood who last year went onK
To the Castle of Goode Lorde EglintonneK
Count Fiddle fumkin and Lord Fiddle faddleJ
'Sir Craven ' 'Sir Gael ' and 'Sir Campbell of Saddell '-
Who as Mr Hook said when he heard of the featA
'Was somehow knock'd out of his family seat '-
The Esquires of the bodyA
To my Lord TomnoddyA
'Sir Fairlie ' 'Sir Lamb '-
And the 'Knight of the Ram '-
The 'Knight of the Rose ' and the 'Knight of the Dragon '-
Who save at the flagonK
And prog in the waggonK
The Newspapers tell us did little 'to brag on '-
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And more though the Muse knows but little concerning 'emL
'Sir Hopkins ' 'Sir Popkins ' 'Sir Gage ' and 'Sir Jerningham '-
All Preux Chevaliers in friendly rivalryA
Who should best bring back the glory of Chi valryA
Pray be so good for the sake of my songM
To pronounce here the ante penultimate longM
Or some hyper critic will certainly cryA
'The word 'Chivalry' is but a 'rhyme to the eye ''-
And I own it is clearA
A fastidious earA
Will be more or less always annoy'd with you when youF
Insert any rhyme that's not perfectly genuineK
As to pleasing the 'eye '-
'Tisn't worth while to tryA
Since Moore and Tom Campbell themselves admit 'spinach'N
Is perfectly antiphonetic to 'GreenwichN
But stay I sayD
Let me pause while I mayD
This digression is leading me sadly astrayD
From my object A grave for my poor dog TrayD
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I would not place him beneath thy wallsC
And proud o'ershadowing dome St Paul'sC
Though I've always consider'd Sir Christopher WrenK
As an architect one of the greatest of menK
And talking of Epitaphs much I admire hisC
'Circumspice si Monumentum requiris '-
Which an erudite Verger translated to meA
'If you ask for his Monument Sir come spy see '-
No I should not know whereA
To place him thereA
I would not have him by surly Johnson beA
Or that Queer looking horse that is rolling on PonsonbyA
Or those ugly minxesC
The sister SphynxesC
Mix'd creatures half lady half lioness ergoO
Denon says the emblems of Leo and VirgoO
On one of the backs of which singular jumbleJ
Sir Ralph Abercrombie is going to tumbleJ
With a thump which alone were enough to despatch himP
If that Scotchman in front shouldn't happen to catch himP
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No I'd not have him there nor nearer the doorA
Where the Man and the Angel have got Sir John MooreA
And are quietly letting him down through the floorA
Near Gillespie the one who escaped at VelloreA
Alone from the rowA
Neither he nor Lord HoweQ
Would like to be plagued with a little Bow wowQ
No Tray we must yieldA
And go further a fieldA
To lay you by Nelson were downright effront'ryA
We'll be off from the City and look at the countryA
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It shall not be thereA
In that sepulchred squareA
Where folks are interr'd for the sake of the airA
Though pay but the dues they could hardly refuseC
To Tray what they grant to Thuggs and HindoosC
Turks Infidels Heretics Jumpers and JewsC
Where the tombstones are placedA
In the very best tasteA
At the feet and the headA
Of the elegant DeadA
And no one's received who's not 'buried in lead '-
For there lie the bones of Deputy JonesC
Whom the widow's tears and the orphan's groansC
Affected as much as they do the stonesC
His executors laid on the Deputy's bonesC
Little rest poor knaveE
Would he have in his graveE
Since Spirits 'tis plainK
Are sent back againK
To roam round their bodies the bad ones in painK
Dragging after them sometimes a heavy jack chainK
Whenever they met alarmed by its groans hisC
Ghost all night long would be barking at Jones'sC
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Nor shall he be laidA
By that cross Old MaidA
Miss Penelope Bird of whom it is saidA
All the dogs in the Parish were always afraidA
He must not be placedA
By one so strait lacedA
In her temper her taste and her morals and waistA
For 'tis said when she went up to heaven and St PeterA
Who happened to meet herA
Came forward to greet herA
She pursed up with scorn every vinegar featureA
And bade him 'Get out for a horrid Male Creature '-
So the Saint after looking as if he could eat herA
Not knowing perhaps very well how to treat herA
And not being willing or able to beat herA
Sent her back to her grave till her temper grew sweeterA
With an epithet which I decline to repeat hereA
No if Tray were interr'dA
By Penelope BirdA
No dog would be e'er so be 'whelp''d and be 'cur'r'dA
All the night long her cantankerous SpriteA
Would be running about in the pale moon lightA
Chasing him round and attempting to lickR
The ghost of poor Tray with the ghost of a stickR
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Stay let me seeC
Ay here it shall beC
At the root of this gnarl'd and time worn treeC
Where Tray and IA
Would often lieA
And watch the light clouds as they floated byA
In the broad expanse of the clear blue skyA
When the sun was bidding the world good b'yeC
And the plaintive Nightingale warbling nighA
Pour'd forth her mournful melodyC
While the tender Wood pigeon's cooing cryA
Has made me say to myself with a sighA
'How nice you would eat with a steak in a pie '-
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Ay here it shall be far far from the viewF
Of the noisy world and its maddening crewF
Simple and fewF
Tender and trueF
The lines o'er his grave They have some of them tooF
The advantage of being remarkably newF

Richard Harris Barham



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