Stinkomalee Triumphans Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABAABB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABAAB ABAAB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABAAAAB ABAAAB ABAAAB ABACABB D CABWHENE'ER with pitying eye I view | A |
Each operative sot in town | B |
I smile to think how wondrous few | A |
Get drunk who study at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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What precious fools 'The People' grew | A |
Their alma mater not in town | B |
The 'useful classes' hardly knew | A |
Four was composed of two and two | A |
Until they learned it at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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But now they're taught by JOSEPH HU | A |
ME by far the cleverest Scot in town | B |
Their items and their tottles too | A |
Each may dissect his sister Sue | A |
From his instructions at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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Then L E comes like him how few | A |
Can caper and can trot in town | B |
In pirouette or pas de deux | A |
He beats the famed Monsieur Giroux | A |
And teaches dancing at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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And GILCHRIST see that great Gentoo | A |
Professor has a lot in town | B |
of Cockney boys who fag Hindoo | A |
And larn Jem nasties at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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SAM R corpse of vampire hue | A |
Comes from its grave to rot in town | B |
For Bays the dead bard's crowned with Yew | A |
And chaunts the Pleasures of the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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FRANK JEFFREY of the Scotch Review | A |
Whom MOORE had nearly shot in town | B |
Now with his pamphlet stitched in blue | A |
And yellow d ns the other two | A |
But lauds the ever glorious U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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Great BIRKBECK king of chips and glue | A |
Who paper oft does blot in town | B |
From the Mechanics' Institu | A |
tion comes to prate of wedge and screw | A |
Lever and axle at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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LORD WAITHMAN who long since withdrew | A |
From Mansion House to cot in town | B |
Adorn'd with chair of ormolu | A |
All darkly grand like Prince Lee Boo | A |
Lectures on Free Trade at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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Fat F with his coat of blue | A |
Who speeches makes so hot in town | B |
In rhetoric spells his lectures through | A |
And sounds the V for W | A |
The vay they speaks it at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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Then H e comes who late at New | A |
gate market sweetest spot in town | B |
Instead of one clerk popped in two | A |
To make a place for his nephew | A |
Seeking another at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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There's Captain Ross a traveller true | A |
Has just presented what in town | B |
's an article of great virtu | A |
The telescope he once peep'd through | A |
And 'spied an Esquimaux canoe | A |
On Croker Mountains to the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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Since MICHAEL gives no roast nor stew | A |
Where Whigs might eat and plot in town | B |
And swill his port and mischief brew | A |
Poor CREEVY sips his water gru | A |
el as the beadle of the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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There's JERRY BENTHAM and his crew | A |
Names ne'er to be forgot in town | B |
In swarms like Banquo's long is sue | A |
Turk Papist Infidel and Jew | A |
Come trooping on to join the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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To crown the whole with triple queue | A |
Another such there's not in town | B |
twitching his restless nose askew | A |
Behold tremendous HARRY BROUGH | C |
AM Law Professor at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
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GRAND CHORUS | D |
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Huzza Huzza for HARRY BROUGH | C |
AM Law Professor at the U | A |
niversity we've Got in town | B |
Richard Harris Barham
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