Tussaud's Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AB CDEF GHI JJKLMNOM PCAQR STUC CVC WNMXYZ NG S UA2 B2QS C2D2E2C WF2G2 UF2H2 D2S I2CIn the wax museum with Attila and Genghis and Tamerlane all so | A |
close in spirit with our century | B |
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At Madame Tussaud's in London Neill Cream Burke and Hare It's | C |
hard to keep the legitimate heroes straight from the villains I expect | D |
Houdini to make this Niagara Falls and appear at midnight | E |
Halloween | F |
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With so many real and picturesque notables in abundance I plan | G |
the idea of creating my own arch criminal wax museum assembled | H |
from the hallways and stairwells of my own life | I |
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I imagine employment counsellors from across the years with sardonic | J |
laughs and strings tripping off records to make them authentic | J |
Then busts of fiendish ex teachers and hatchet fanatics that | K |
pass as librarians giving me advanced nausea because my card | L |
has technically expired Think the occasional gesture at remembering | M |
a swine or two from freeway driving might not be entirely out of | N |
place or that mindless clerks administering my life from afar and | O |
costing a future deserve an enshrining | M |
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A nickel short droned the bureaucrat no transfer secures him | P |
passage to my waxworks | C |
Sorry and we'll certainly keep you in mind as a litany of woe | A |
with its users made to memorize and make good all promises ever | Q |
made | R |
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Wish the mind and her memories could be enlarged I would recreate | S |
my own historic scenes to stand alongside Nelson's Death | T |
the Little Princes in the Tower Detail Israeli Nazi hunters to | U |
track down my Adolf Eichmanns | C |
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Instead of samples from Jack the Ripper's handwriting in the waxworks | C |
rejection slips and the stylized flowery we'll keep your | V |
application on file would be served up as horror epics | C |
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Dunces that compose form letters made to live out the threadbare | W |
future promises Each human roadblock making decisions out of | N |
ignorance would have his statement dutifully recorded before entering | M |
a world of his own design | X |
Ad agency types made to explain in effortless detail to packed | Y |
houses why their ketchup commercial should stand up | Z |
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Crooked garage operators made to oil and grease the chassis of | N |
every car owner hoodwinked since the automobile began | G |
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Football made a crime punishable by fate | S |
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Shyster store owners too cheap to bag my newspaper made to | U |
launder all the soiled white pants across a lifetime | A2 |
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Tailors that mistakenly think they are being shortchanged | B2 |
and become vocal made to attend Sartre courses where hell is other | Q |
people doctrines predominate | S |
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The huckster the con man those who prey on the multitude | C2 |
transposed from whatever city of origin then made to tramp the | D2 |
streets of Toronto where every wrong syllable or misbegotten | E2 |
accent costs them a dollar of their savings | C |
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My whole museum a living aviary a subway at rush hour where | W |
snotty telephone receptionists are fed a steady diet of the Biblical | F2 |
injunction by words they shall be known | G2 |
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Well meaning but ignorant people endlessly poking with the you | U |
should smile more placed in a house of mirrors with durable | F2 |
cassettes of Laugh In | H2 |
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Belligerent restaurant owners telling kids they can't use the | D2 |
washroom then made to mop up the waste they helped create | S |
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The world a stand up comic throwing away his happy face then | I2 |
coming to sit in disgust at the unchronicled petty evil of our times | C |
Paul Cameron Brown
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