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ContrarianAlex: In case you needed further confirmation that Cathy Kelley is The One, here she is making a pretty deepcut Mitch Hedberg reference.

drummarts: 256.) Mitch Hedberg Live in Seattle, WA 11/02/2001 Funny Mitch set. Has some bits I heard before but they still land. Hard to hear at the start but that quickly clears up

comedynews: Mitch Hedberg’s Lost Sundance Comedy Deserves to Be Released – 

RayBoomhower: “I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”Mitch Hedberg, who died on this day in 2005

entoncesallora: *mitch hedberg voice* i don't even have kids, i just apply for daycare anyway. cuz by the time i'm off the waitlist, who knows?

justplainbill1: "This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!" ~ Mitch Hedberg

RayBoomhower: "I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread." Mitch Hedberg

mwiegand: Reposting all Mitch Hedberg content from here to eternity is the only form of positive entertainment on this platform.

BogartMcJoint: this might be the funniest comedy piece ive seen since the trans mitch hedberg impersonator

TheDiscourse187: Needs Mustafa Ali to start doing Mitch Hedberg bits

Mikizee: I think about the Mitch Hedberg Dr Scholl joke at least once a month. And it still makes me chuckle every time

honestbetting: “I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.” ~ Mitch Hedberg

gabbydozal: I asked it to edit a few sentences in the style of comedian Mitch Hedberg:

_ChrisDeWeese: Finally walked in to a Mitch Hedberg joke

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chumunculus: I wish Mitch Hedberg were alive to comment on this.

m50: Mitch Hedberg just saved my life

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j51Roper: Mitch Hedberg voice: Those Florida Parents are still considered backwards and ignorant, but they used to be to

GSWSyndicate: I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.- Mitch Hedberg

Mm2211Misha: About addictions : ,,I love playing blackjack but I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle" Mitch Hedberg.

loody6632: “Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.” –Mitch Hedberg

JonHeredia: do not worship or subscribe to "heroes" of yours you don't know in person. i love hunter s thompson, I love anthony bourdian, I wish I could be as funny as mitch hedberg, instead find people who you view as successful in your eyes and try to learn from them.

GSWSyndicate: If my kid couldn�t draw I�d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn�t work.- Mitch Hedberg

OriginalRoddick: “I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.” “When I was a boy, I would lay in my twin-size bed wondering where my brother was.” Mitch Hedberg Miss that dude.

davutozgur432: “Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.” –Mitch Hedberg

UberGooseUS: on one tiktok ive been told i sound like: christopher walken, mitch hedberg, and kermit the frog no idea if i should take any of these as compliments or insults

Vinny__B: Mitch Hedberg was pure laughs!

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BelowBored: Friday's are for the Fellows! As we're returning home from LA and resting our bones, meet us in the Discord tonight at 5pm PST to catch a live streaming of Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg stand up comedy!

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VariousFails: *mitch hedberg voice* this threads better than you acted

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