Phantasmagoria Canto Vi ( Dyscomfyture ) Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABAAB CDCCD EFEGF HIHHI JKJJL MNMMN OPOOP Q QQR SBSSB TUTTT VUVVT WTWTT XUXXU LMLKM YUYYU TUTTT WZWTZ TTTTT TXTTX TTTTA2 TUTTU B2UB2B2U C2D2C2C2 TE2TTF2As one who strives a hill to climb | A |
Who never climbed before | B |
Who finds it in a little time | A |
Grow every moment less sublime | A |
And votes the thing a bore | B |
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Yet having once begun to try | C |
Dares not desert his quest | D |
But climbing ever keeps his eye | C |
On one small hut against the sky | C |
Wherein he hopes to rest | D |
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Who climbs till nerve and force are spent | E |
With many a puff and pant | F |
Who still as rises the ascent | E |
In language grows more violent | G |
Although in breath more scant | F |
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Who climbing gains at length the place | H |
That crowns the upward track | I |
And entering with unsteady pace | H |
Receives a buffet in the face | H |
That lands him on his back | I |
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And feels himself like one in sleep | J |
Glide swiftly down again | K |
A helpless weight from steep to steep | J |
Till with a headlong giddy sweep | J |
He drops upon the plain | L |
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So I that had resolved to bring | M |
Conviction to a ghost | N |
And found it quite a different thing | M |
From any human arguing | M |
Yet dared not quit my post | N |
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But keeping still the end in view | O |
To which I hoped to come | P |
I strove to prove the matter true | O |
By putting everything I knew | O |
Into an axiom | P |
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Commencing every single phrase | Q |
With 'therefore' or 'because ' | - |
I blindly reeled a hundred ways | Q |
About the syllogistic maze | Q |
Unconscious where I was | R |
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Quoth he quot That's regular clap trap | S |
Don't bluster any more | B |
Now DO be cool and take a nap | S |
Such a ridiculous old chap | S |
Was never seen before | B |
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quot You're like a man I used to meet | T |
Who got one day so furious | U |
In arguing the simple heat | T |
Scorched both his slippers off his feet quot | T |
I said quot THAT'S VERY CURIOUS quot | T |
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quot Well it IS curious I agree | V |
And sounds perhaps like fibs | U |
But still it's true as true can be | V |
As sure as your name's Tibbs quot said he | V |
I said quot My name's NOT Tibbs quot | T |
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quot NOT Tibbs quot he cried his tone became | W |
A shade or two less hearty | T |
quot Why no quot said I quot My proper name | W |
Is Tibbets quot quot Tibbets quot quot Aye the same quot | T |
quot Why then YOU'RE NOT THE PARTY quot | T |
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With that he struck the board a blow | X |
That shivered half the glasses | U |
quot Why couldn't you have told me so | X |
Three quarters of an hour ago | X |
You prince of all the asses | U |
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quot To walk four miles through mud and rain | L |
To spend the night in smoking | M |
And then to find that it's in vain | L |
And I've to do it all again | K |
It's really TOO provoking | M |
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quot Don't talk quot he cried as I began | Y |
To mutter some excuse | U |
quot Who can have patience with a man | Y |
That's got no more discretion than | Y |
An idiotic goose | U |
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quot To keep me waiting here instead | T |
Of telling me at once | U |
That this was not the house quot he said | T |
quot There that'll do be off to bed | T |
Don't gape like that you dunce quot | T |
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quot It's very fine to throw the blame | W |
On ME in such a fashion | Z |
Why didn't you enquire my name | W |
The very minute that you came quot | T |
I answered in a passion | Z |
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quot Of course it worries you a bit | T |
To come so far on foot | T |
But how was I to blame for it quot | T |
quot Well well quot said he quot I must admit | T |
That isn't badly put | T |
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quot And certainly you've given me | T |
The best of wine and victual | X |
Excuse my violence quot said he | T |
quot But accidents like this you see | T |
They put one out a little | X |
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quot 'Twas MY fault after all I find | T |
Shake hands old Turnip top quot | T |
The name was hardly to my mind | T |
But as no doubt he meant it kind | T |
I let the matter drop | A2 |
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quot Good night old Turnip top good night | T |
When I am gone perhaps | U |
They'll send you some inferior Sprite | T |
Who'll keep you in a constant fright | T |
And spoil your soundest naps | U |
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quot Tell him you'll stand no sort of trick | B2 |
Then if he leers and chuckles | U |
You just be handy with a stick | B2 |
Mind that it's pretty hard and thick | B2 |
And rap him on the knuckles | U |
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quot Then carelessly remark 'Old coon | C2 |
Perhaps you're not aware | D2 |
That if you don't behave you'll soon | C2 |
Be chuckling to another tune | C2 |
And so you'd best take care ' | - |
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quot That's the right way to cure a Sprite | T |
Of such like goings on | E2 |
But gracious me It's getting light | T |
Good night old Turnip top good night quot | T |
A nod and he was gone | F2 |
Lewis Carroll
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