Phantasmagoria Canto Iii ( Scarmoges ) Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABAAB CDCCD EFEEF GHGIH EJE E KEKKE LMLLM NONNO PMPPM EHEEH QHQQH EMEEM RSRRS TMTTM UVVVV WEWWE XYZZY A2EA2ME B2C2B2B2C2 HVHHV XVXXV D2ED2D2E VE2VVE2

AND did you really walk said IA
On such a wretched nightB
I always fancied Ghosts could flyA
If not exactly in the skyA
Yet at a fairish heightB
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It's very well said he for KingsC
To soar above the earthD
But Phantoms often find that wingsC
Like many other pleasant thingsC
Cost more than they are worthD
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Spectres of course are rich and soE
Can buy them from the ElvesF
But WE prefer to keep belowE
They're stupid company you knowE
For any but themselvesF
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For though they claim to be exemptG
From pride they treat a PhantomH
As something quite beneath contemptG
Just as no Turkey ever dreamtI
Of noticing a BantamH
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They seem too proud said I to goE
To houses such as mineJ
Pray how did they contrive to knowE
So quickly that 'the place was low '-
And that I 'kept bad wine'E
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Inspector Kobold came to youK
The little Ghost beganE
Here I broke in Inspector whoK
Inspecting Ghosts is something newK
Explain yourself my manE
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His name is Kobold said my guestL
One of the Spectre orderM
You'll very often see him dressedL
In a yellow gown a crimson vestL
And a night cap with a borderM
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He tried the Brocken business firstN
But caught a sort of chillO
So came to England to be nursedN
And here it took the form of THIRSTN
Which he complains of stillO
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Port wine he says when rich and soundP
Warms his old bones like nectarM
And as the inns where it is foundP
Are his especial hunting groundP
We call him the INN SPECTREM
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I bore it bore it like a manE
This agonizing witticismH
And nothing could be sweeter thanE
My temper till the Ghost beganE
Some most provoking criticismH
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Cooks need not be indulged in wasteQ
Yet still you'd better teach themH
Dishes should have SOME SORT of tasteQ
Pray why are all the cruets placedQ
Where nobody can reach themH
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That man of yours will never earnE
His living as a waiterM
Is that queer THING supposed to burnE
It's far too dismal a concernE
To call a ModeratorM
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The duck was tender but the peasR
Were very much too oldS
And just remember if you pleaseR
The NEXT time you have toasted cheeseR
Don't let them send it coldS
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You'd find the bread improved I thinkT
By getting better flourM
And have you anything to drinkT
That looks a LITTLE less like inkT
And isn't QUITE so sourM
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Then peering round with curious eyesU
He muttered Goodness graciousV
And so went on to criticiseV
Your room's an inconvenient sizeV
It's neither snug nor spaciousV
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That narrow window I expectW
Serves but to let the dusk inE
But please said I to recollectW
'Twas fashioned by an architectW
Who pinned his faith on RuskinE
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I don't care who he was Sir orX
On whom he pinned his faithY
Constructed by whatever lawZ
So poor a job I never sawZ
As I'm a living WraithY
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What a re markable cigarA2
How much are they a dozenE
I growled No matter what they areA2
You're getting as familiarM
As if you were my cousinE
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Now that's a thing I WILL NOT STANDB2
And so I tell you flatC2
Aha said he we're getting grandB2
Taking a bottle in his handB2
I'll soon arrange for THATC2
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And here he took a careful aimH
And gaily cried Here goesV
I tried to dodge it as it cameH
But somehow caught it all the sameH
Exactly on my noseV
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And I remember nothing moreX
That I can clearly fixV
Till I was sitting on the floorX
Repeating Two and five are fourX
But FIVE AND TWO are sixV
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What really passed I never learnedD2
Nor guessed I only knowE
That when at last my sense returnedD2
The lamp neglected dimly burnedD2
The fire was getting lowE
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Through driving mists I seemed to seeV
A Thing that smirked and smiledE2
And found that he was giving meV
A lesson in BiographyV
As if I were a childE2

Lewis Carroll



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