Blue And Red: Or, The Discontented Lobster Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCDDEEEEFFGGHIJJKK EEEE LLMMDDEENNOOKKKEEKPK PQQGKGKRR KKKSTEEMMUUSTVVEWWES TVVVXXYYZA2GGGGEE B2C2D2D2EEEEE2E2 YF2YF2G2G2LL EH2EH2DI2DI2J2J2KG2G 2KK2K2 GGGL2L2M2M2MMMN2N2N2 VVO2O2P2P2Q2Q2R2R2DD I2I2 OS2VR2R2VT2T2U2V2G2G 2MMV2V2V2V2EEW2W2EEE EV2V2LLEEX2X2EEEEJJE ELLMMD2D2EDEDV2V2V2V 2LLV2V2V2V2V2V2 Y2Y2I2I2V2V2EEV2V2 V2V2MMV2V2 WD2WD2LL V2EV2ELL V2V2EEEE DDV2V2V2V2 EEPermit me Reader to make my bow | A |
And allow | A |
Me to humbly commend to your tender mercies | B |
The hero of these simple verses | C |
By domicile of the British Nation | D |
By birth and family a Crustacean | D |
One's hero should have a name that rare is | E |
And his was Homarus but Vulgaris | E |
A Lobster who dwelt with several others | E |
His sisters and brothers | E |
In a secluded but happy home | F |
Under the salt sea's foam | F |
It lay | G |
At the outermost point of a rocky bay | G |
A sandy tide pooly cliff bound cove | H |
With a red roofed fishing village above | I |
Of irregular cottages perched up high | J |
Amid pale yellow poppies next to the sky | J |
Shells and pebbles and wrack below | K |
And shrimpers shrimping all in a row | K |
Tawny sails and tarry boats | E |
Dark brown nets and old cork floats | E |
Nasty smells at the nicest spots | E |
And blue jerseyed sailors and lobster pots | E |
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It is sweet to be | L |
At home in the deep deep sea | L |
It is very pleasant to have the power | M |
To take the air on dry land for an hour | M |
And when the mid day midsummer sun | D |
Is toasting the fields as brown as a bun | D |
And the sands are baking it's very nice | E |
To feel as cool as a strawberry ice | E |
In one's own particular damp sea cave | N |
Dipping one's feelers in each green wave | N |
It is good for a very rapacious maw | O |
When storm tossed morsels come to the claw | O |
And 'the better to see with' down below | K |
To wash one's eyes in the ebb and flow | K |
Of the tides that come and the tides that go | K |
So sang the Lobsters thankful for their mercies | E |
All but the hero of these simple verses | E |
Now a hero | K |
If he's worth the grand old name | P |
Though temperature may change from boiling point to zero | K |
Should keep his temper all the same | P |
Courageous and content in his estate | Q |
And proof against the spiteful blows of Fate | Q |
It therefore troubles me to have to say | G |
That with this Lobster it was never so | K |
Whate'er the weather or the sort of day | G |
No matter if the tide were high or low | K |
Whatever happened he was never pleased | R |
And not himself alone but all his kindred teased | R |
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Oh oh | K |
What a world of woe | K |
We flounder about in here below | K |
Oh dear oh dear | S |
It is too too dull down here | T |
I haven't the slightest patience | E |
With any of my relations | E |
I take no interest whatever | M |
In things they call curious and clever | M |
And for love of dear truth I state it | U |
As for my Home I hate it | U |
I'm convinced I was formed for a larger sphere | S |
And am utterly out of my element here | T |
Then his brothers and sisters said | V |
Each solemnly shaking his and her head | V |
You put your complaints in most beautiful verse | E |
And yet we are sure | W |
That in spite of all you have to endure | W |
You might go much farther and fare much worse | E |
We wish you could live in a higher sphere | S |
But we think you might live happily here | T |
I don't live I only exist he said | V |
Be pleased to look upon me as dead | V |
And he swam to his cave and took to his bed | V |
He sulked so long that the sisters cried | X |
Perhaps he has really and truly died | X |
But the brothers went to the cave to peep | Y |
For they said Perhaps he is only asleep | Y |
They found him far too busy to talk | Z |
With a very large piece of bad salt pork | A2 |
Dear Brother what luck you have had to day | G |
Can you tell us pray | G |
Is there any more pork afloat in the bay | G |
But not a word would my hero say | G |
Except to repeat with sad persistence | E |
This is not life it's only existence | E |
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One day there came to the fishing village | B2 |
An individual bent on pillage | C2 |
But a robber whom true scientific feeling | D2 |
May find guilty of picking but not of stealing | D2 |
He picked the yellow poppies on the cliffs | E |
He picked the feathery seaweeds in the pools | E |
He picked the odds and ends from nets and skiffs | E |
He picked the brains of all the country fools | E |
He dried the poppies for his own herbarium | E2 |
And caught the Lobsters for a seaside town aquarium | E2 |
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Tank No is deep | Y |
Tank No is cool | F2 |
For clever contrivances always keep | Y |
The water fresh in the pool | F2 |
And a very fine plate glass window is free to the public view | G2 |
Through which you can stare at the passers by and the passers by stare at you | G2 |
Said my hero This is a great variety | L |
From those dull old rocks where we'd no society | L |
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For the primal cause of incidents | E |
One often hunts about | H2 |
When it's only a coincidence | E |
That matters so turned out | H2 |
And I do not know the reason | D |
Or the reason I would tell | I2 |
But it may have been the season | D |
Why my hero chose this moment for casting off his shell | I2 |
He had hitherto been dressed | J2 |
And so had all the rest | J2 |
In purplish navy blue from top to toe | K |
But now his coat was new | G2 |
It was of every shade of blue | G2 |
Between azure and the deepest indigo | K |
And his sisters kept telling him till they were tired | K2 |
There never was any one so much admired | K2 |
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My hero was happy at last you will say | G |
So he was dear Reader two nights and a day | G |
Then as he and his relatives lay | G |
Each at the mouth of his mock | L2 |
Cave in the face of a miniature rock | L2 |
They saw descending the opposite cliff | M2 |
By jerks spasmodic of elbows stiff | M2 |
Now hurriedly slipping now seeming calmer | M |
With the ease and the grace of a hog in armour | M |
And as solemn as any ancient palmer | M |
No less than nine | N2 |
Exceedingly fine | N2 |
And full grown lobsters all in a line | N2 |
But the worst of the matter remains to be said | V |
These nine big lobsters were all of them red | V |
And when they got safe to the floor of the tank | O2 |
For which they had chiefly good luck to thank | O2 |
They settled their cumbersome coats of mail | P2 |
And every lobster tucked his tail | P2 |
Neatly under him as he sat | Q2 |
In a circle of nine for a cosy chat | Q2 |
They seemed to be sitting hand in hand | R2 |
As shoulder to shoulder they sat in the sand | R2 |
And waved their antenn in calm rotation | D |
Apparently holding a consultation | D |
But what were the feelings of Master Blue Shell | I2 |
Oh gentle Reader how shall I tell | I2 |
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From the moment that those Nine he saw | O |
He never could bear his blue coat more | S2 |
Oh Brothers in misfortune he said | V |
Did you ever see any lobsters so grand | R2 |
As those who sit down there in the sand | R2 |
Why were we born at all since not one of us all was born red | V |
Dear Brother indeed this is quite a whim | T2 |
So his brothers and sisters reasoned with him | T2 |
And being exceedingly cultivated | U2 |
The case with remarkable fairness stated | V2 |
Red is a primary colour it's true | G2 |
But so is Blue | G2 |
And we all of us think dear Brother | M |
That one is quite as good as the other | M |
A swaggering soldier's a saucy varlet | V2 |
Though he looks uncommonly well in scarlet | V2 |
No doubt there's much to be said | V2 |
For a field of poppies of glowing red | V2 |
For fiery rifts in sunset skies | E |
Roses and blushes and red sunrise | E |
For a glow on the Alps and the glow of a forge | W2 |
A foxglove bank in a woodland gorge | W2 |
Sparks that are struck from red hot bars | E |
The sun in a mist and the red star Mars | E |
Flowers of countless shades and shapes | E |
Matadors' judges' and gipsies' capes | E |
The red haired king who was killed in the wood | V2 |
Robin Redbreast and little Red Riding Hood | V2 |
Autumn maple and winter holly | L |
Red letter days of wisdom or folly | L |
The scarlet ibis rose cockatoos | E |
Cardinal's gloves and Karen's shoes | E |
Coral and rubies and huntsmen's pink | X2 |
Red in short is splendid we think | X2 |
But then we don't think there's a pin to choose | E |
If the Guards are handsome so are the Blues | E |
It's a narrow choice between Sappers and Gunners | E |
You sow blue beans and rear scarlet runners | E |
Then think of the blue of a mid day sky | J |
Of the sea and the hills and a Scotchman's eye | J |
Of peacock's feathers forget me nots | E |
Worcester china and jap tea pots | E |
The blue that the western sky wears casually | L |
Sapphire turquoise and lapis lazuli | L |
What can look smarter | M |
Than the broad blue ribbon of Knights of the Garter | M |
And if the subject is not too shocking | D2 |
An intellectual lady's stocking | D2 |
And who that loves hues | E |
Could fail to mention | D |
The wonderful blues | E |
Of the mountain gentian | D |
But to all that his brothers and sisters said | V2 |
He made no reply but I wish I were dead | V2 |
I'm all over blue and I want to be red | V2 |
And he moped and pined and took to his bed | V2 |
That little one looks uncommonly sickly | L |
Put him back in the sea and put him back quickly | L |
The voice that spoke was the voice of Fate | V2 |
And the lobster was soon in his former state | V2 |
Where as of old he muttered and mumbled | V2 |
And growled and grumbled | V2 |
Oh dear what shall I do | V2 |
I want to be red and I'm all over blue | V2 |
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I don't think I ever met with a book | Y2 |
The evil genius of which was a cook | Y2 |
But it thus befell | I2 |
In the tale I have the honour to tell | I2 |
For as he was fretting and fuming about | V2 |
A fisherman fished my hero out | V2 |
And in process of time he heard a voice | E |
Which made him rejoice | E |
The voice was the cook's and what she said | V2 |
Was He'll soon come out a beautiful red | V2 |
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He was put in the pot | V2 |
The water was very hot | V2 |
The less we say about this the better | M |
It was all fulfilled to the very letter | M |
He did become a beautiful red | V2 |
But then which he did not expect he was dead | V2 |
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Some gentle readers cannot well endure | W |
To see the ill end of a bad beginning | D2 |
And hope against hope for a nicer cure | W |
For naughty heroes than to leave off sinning | D2 |
And yet persisting in behaving badly | L |
Do what one will does commonly end sadly | L |
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But things in general are so much mixed | V2 |
That every case must stand upon its merits | E |
And folks' opinions are so little fixed | V2 |
And no one knows the least what he inherits | E |
I should be glad to shed some parting glory | L |
Upon the hero of this simple story | L |
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It seems to me a mean end to a ballad | V2 |
But the truth is he was made into salad | V2 |
It's not how one's hero should end his days | E |
In a mayonnaise | E |
But I'm told that he looked exceedingly nice | E |
With cream coloured sauce and pale green lettuce and ice | E |
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I confess that if he'd been my relation | D |
This would not afford me any consolation | D |
For I feel though one likes to speak well of the dead | V2 |
That it must be said | V2 |
He need not have died so early lamented | V2 |
If he'd been content to live contented | V2 |
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P S His claws were raised to very high stations | E |
They keep the earwigs from our carnations | E |
Juliana Horatia Ewing
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