Blue And Red: Or, The Discontented Lobster Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Permit me Reader to make my bowA
And allowA
Me to humbly commend to your tender merciesB
The hero of these simple versesC
By domicile of the British NationD
By birth and family a CrustaceanD
One's hero should have a name that rare isE
And his was Homarus but VulgarisE
A Lobster who dwelt with several othersE
His sisters and brothersE
In a secluded but happy homeF
Under the salt sea's foamF
It layG
At the outermost point of a rocky bayG
A sandy tide pooly cliff bound coveH
With a red roofed fishing village aboveI
Of irregular cottages perched up highJ
Amid pale yellow poppies next to the skyJ
Shells and pebbles and wrack belowK
And shrimpers shrimping all in a rowK
Tawny sails and tarry boatsE
Dark brown nets and old cork floatsE
Nasty smells at the nicest spotsE
And blue jerseyed sailors and lobster potsE
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It is sweet to beL
At home in the deep deep seaL
It is very pleasant to have the powerM
To take the air on dry land for an hourM
And when the mid day midsummer sunD
Is toasting the fields as brown as a bunD
And the sands are baking it's very niceE
To feel as cool as a strawberry iceE
In one's own particular damp sea caveN
Dipping one's feelers in each green waveN
It is good for a very rapacious mawO
When storm tossed morsels come to the clawO
And 'the better to see with' down belowK
To wash one's eyes in the ebb and flowK
Of the tides that come and the tides that goK
So sang the Lobsters thankful for their merciesE
All but the hero of these simple versesE
Now a heroK
If he's worth the grand old nameP
Though temperature may change from boiling point to zeroK
Should keep his temper all the sameP
Courageous and content in his estateQ
And proof against the spiteful blows of FateQ
It therefore troubles me to have to sayG
That with this Lobster it was never soK
Whate'er the weather or the sort of dayG
No matter if the tide were high or lowK
Whatever happened he was never pleasedR
And not himself alone but all his kindred teasedR
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Oh ohK
What a world of woeK
We flounder about in here belowK
Oh dear oh dearS
It is too too dull down hereT
I haven't the slightest patienceE
With any of my relationsE
I take no interest whateverM
In things they call curious and cleverM
And for love of dear truth I state itU
As for my Home I hate itU
I'm convinced I was formed for a larger sphereS
And am utterly out of my element hereT
Then his brothers and sisters saidV
Each solemnly shaking his and her headV
You put your complaints in most beautiful verseE
And yet we are sureW
That in spite of all you have to endureW
You might go much farther and fare much worseE
We wish you could live in a higher sphereS
But we think you might live happily hereT
I don't live I only exist he saidV
Be pleased to look upon me as deadV
And he swam to his cave and took to his bedV
He sulked so long that the sisters criedX
Perhaps he has really and truly diedX
But the brothers went to the cave to peepY
For they said Perhaps he is only asleepY
They found him far too busy to talkZ
With a very large piece of bad salt porkA2
Dear Brother what luck you have had to dayG
Can you tell us prayG
Is there any more pork afloat in the bayG
But not a word would my hero sayG
Except to repeat with sad persistenceE
This is not life it's only existenceE
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One day there came to the fishing villageB2
An individual bent on pillageC2
But a robber whom true scientific feelingD2
May find guilty of picking but not of stealingD2
He picked the yellow poppies on the cliffsE
He picked the feathery seaweeds in the poolsE
He picked the odds and ends from nets and skiffsE
He picked the brains of all the country foolsE
He dried the poppies for his own herbariumE2
And caught the Lobsters for a seaside town aquariumE2
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Tank No is deepY
Tank No is coolF2
For clever contrivances always keepY
The water fresh in the poolF2
And a very fine plate glass window is free to the public viewG2
Through which you can stare at the passers by and the passers by stare at youG2
Said my hero This is a great varietyL
From those dull old rocks where we'd no societyL
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For the primal cause of incidentsE
One often hunts aboutH2
When it's only a coincidenceE
That matters so turned outH2
And I do not know the reasonD
Or the reason I would tellI2
But it may have been the seasonD
Why my hero chose this moment for casting off his shellI2
He had hitherto been dressedJ2
And so had all the restJ2
In purplish navy blue from top to toeK
But now his coat was newG2
It was of every shade of blueG2
Between azure and the deepest indigoK
And his sisters kept telling him till they were tiredK2
There never was any one so much admiredK2
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My hero was happy at last you will sayG
So he was dear Reader two nights and a dayG
Then as he and his relatives layG
Each at the mouth of his mockL2
Cave in the face of a miniature rockL2
They saw descending the opposite cliffM2
By jerks spasmodic of elbows stiffM2
Now hurriedly slipping now seeming calmerM
With the ease and the grace of a hog in armourM
And as solemn as any ancient palmerM
No less than nineN2
Exceedingly fineN2
And full grown lobsters all in a lineN2
But the worst of the matter remains to be saidV
These nine big lobsters were all of them redV
And when they got safe to the floor of the tankO2
For which they had chiefly good luck to thankO2
They settled their cumbersome coats of mailP2
And every lobster tucked his tailP2
Neatly under him as he satQ2
In a circle of nine for a cosy chatQ2
They seemed to be sitting hand in handR2
As shoulder to shoulder they sat in the sandR2
And waved their antenn in calm rotationD
Apparently holding a consultationD
But what were the feelings of Master Blue ShellI2
Oh gentle Reader how shall I tellI2
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From the moment that those Nine he sawO
He never could bear his blue coat moreS2
Oh Brothers in misfortune he saidV
Did you ever see any lobsters so grandR2
As those who sit down there in the sandR2
Why were we born at all since not one of us all was born redV
Dear Brother indeed this is quite a whimT2
So his brothers and sisters reasoned with himT2
And being exceedingly cultivatedU2
The case with remarkable fairness statedV2
Red is a primary colour it's trueG2
But so is BlueG2
And we all of us think dear BrotherM
That one is quite as good as the otherM
A swaggering soldier's a saucy varletV2
Though he looks uncommonly well in scarletV2
No doubt there's much to be saidV2
For a field of poppies of glowing redV2
For fiery rifts in sunset skiesE
Roses and blushes and red sunriseE
For a glow on the Alps and the glow of a forgeW2
A foxglove bank in a woodland gorgeW2
Sparks that are struck from red hot barsE
The sun in a mist and the red star MarsE
Flowers of countless shades and shapesE
Matadors' judges' and gipsies' capesE
The red haired king who was killed in the woodV2
Robin Redbreast and little Red Riding HoodV2
Autumn maple and winter hollyL
Red letter days of wisdom or follyL
The scarlet ibis rose cockatoosE
Cardinal's gloves and Karen's shoesE
Coral and rubies and huntsmen's pinkX2
Red in short is splendid we thinkX2
But then we don't think there's a pin to chooseE
If the Guards are handsome so are the BluesE
It's a narrow choice between Sappers and GunnersE
You sow blue beans and rear scarlet runnersE
Then think of the blue of a mid day skyJ
Of the sea and the hills and a Scotchman's eyeJ
Of peacock's feathers forget me notsE
Worcester china and jap tea potsE
The blue that the western sky wears casuallyL
Sapphire turquoise and lapis lazuliL
What can look smarterM
Than the broad blue ribbon of Knights of the GarterM
And if the subject is not too shockingD2
An intellectual lady's stockingD2
And who that loves huesE
Could fail to mentionD
The wonderful bluesE
Of the mountain gentianD
But to all that his brothers and sisters saidV2
He made no reply but I wish I were deadV2
I'm all over blue and I want to be redV2
And he moped and pined and took to his bedV2
That little one looks uncommonly sicklyL
Put him back in the sea and put him back quicklyL
The voice that spoke was the voice of FateV2
And the lobster was soon in his former stateV2
Where as of old he muttered and mumbledV2
And growled and grumbledV2
Oh dear what shall I doV2
I want to be red and I'm all over blueV2
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I don't think I ever met with a bookY2
The evil genius of which was a cookY2
But it thus befellI2
In the tale I have the honour to tellI2
For as he was fretting and fuming aboutV2
A fisherman fished my hero outV2
And in process of time he heard a voiceE
Which made him rejoiceE
The voice was the cook's and what she saidV2
Was He'll soon come out a beautiful redV2
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He was put in the potV2
The water was very hotV2
The less we say about this the betterM
It was all fulfilled to the very letterM
He did become a beautiful redV2
But then which he did not expect he was deadV2
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Some gentle readers cannot well endureW
To see the ill end of a bad beginningD2
And hope against hope for a nicer cureW
For naughty heroes than to leave off sinningD2
And yet persisting in behaving badlyL
Do what one will does commonly end sadlyL
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But things in general are so much mixedV2
That every case must stand upon its meritsE
And folks' opinions are so little fixedV2
And no one knows the least what he inheritsE
I should be glad to shed some parting gloryL
Upon the hero of this simple storyL
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It seems to me a mean end to a balladV2
But the truth is he was made into saladV2
It's not how one's hero should end his daysE
In a mayonnaiseE
But I'm told that he looked exceedingly niceE
With cream coloured sauce and pale green lettuce and iceE
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I confess that if he'd been my relationD
This would not afford me any consolationD
For I feel though one likes to speak well of the deadV2
That it must be saidV2
He need not have died so early lamentedV2
If he'd been content to live contentedV2
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P S His claws were raised to very high stationsE
They keep the earwigs from our carnationsE

Juliana Horatia Ewing



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