Verses On The Death Of Dr. Swift, D.s.p.d. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Dans l'adversit eacute de nos meilleurs amisA
nous trouvons quelque chose qui ne nous d eacute pla icirc t pasB
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As Rochefoucauld his maxims drewC
From Nature I believe 'em trueC
They argue no corrupted mindD
In him the fault is in mankindD
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This maxim more than all the restE
Is thought too base for human breastE
In all distresses of our friendsF
We first consult our private endsF
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While Nature kindly bent to ease usG
Points out some circumstance to please usG
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If this perhaps your patience moveH
Let reason and experience proveH
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We all behold with envious eyesI
Our equal rais'd above our sizeI
Who would not at a crowded showJ
Stand high himself keep others lowJ
I love my friend as well as youC
But would not have him stop my viewC
Then let him have the higher postK
I ask but for an inch at mostK
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If in a battle you should findD
One whom you love of all mankindD
Had some heroic action doneL
A champion kill'd or trophy wonL
Rather than thus be overtoptD
Would you not wish his laurels croptD
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Dear honest Ned is in the goutD
Lies rack'd with pain and you withoutD
How patiently you hear him groanM
How glad the case is not your ownM
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What poet would not grieve to seeN
His brethren write as well as heN
But rather than they should excelO
He'd wish his rivals all in hellO
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Her end when emulation missesP
She turns to envy stings and hissesQ
The strongest friendship yields to prideD
Unless the odds be on our sideD
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Vain human kind fantastic raceR
Thy various follies who can traceR
Self love ambition envy prideD
Their empire in our hearts divideD
Give others riches power and stationL
'Tis all on me a usurpationL
I have no title to aspireS
Yet when you sink I seem the higherT
In Pope I cannot read a lineU
But with a sigh I wish it mineU
When he can in one couplet fixV
More sense than I can do in sixV
It gives me such a jealous fitD
I cry Pox take him and his witD
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Why must I be outdone by GayW
In my own hum'rous biting wayW
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Arbuthnot is no more my friendD
Who dares to irony pretendD
Which I was born to introduceX
Refin'd it first and show'd its useX
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St John as well as Pultney knowsY
That I had some repute for proseY
And till they drove me out of dateD
Could maul a minister of stateD
If they have mortify'd my prideD
And made me throw my pen asideD
If with such talents Heav'n has blest 'emZ
Have I not reason to detest 'emZ
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To all my foes dear Fortune sendD
Thy gifts but never to my friendD
I tamely can endure the firstD
But this with envy makes me burstD
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Thus much may serve by way of proemZ
Proceed we therefore to our poemZ
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The time is not remote when IA2
Must by the course of nature dieA2
When I foresee my special friendsF
Will try to find their private endsF
Tho' it is hardly understoodD
Which way my death can do them goodD
Yet thus methinks I hear 'em speakB2
See how the Dean begins to breakC2
Poor gentleman he droops apaceR
You plainly find it in his faceR
That old vertigo in his headD
Will never leave him till he's deadD
Besides his memory decaysD2
He recollects not what he saysE2
He cannot call his friends to mindD
Forgets the place where last he din'dD
Plies you with stories o'er and o'erT
He told them fifty times beforeF2
How does he fancy we can sitD
To hear his out of fashion'd witD
But he takes up with younger folksG2
Who for his wine will bear his jokesG2
Faith he must make his stories shorterT
Or change his comrades once a quarterT
In half the time he talks them roundD
There must another set be foundD
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For poetry he's past his primeZ
He takes an hour to find a rhymeZ
His fire is out his wit decay'dD
His fancy sunk his Muse a jadeD
I'd have him throw away his penH2
But there's no talking to some menH2
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And then their tenderness appearsI2
By adding largely to my yearsI2
He's older than he would be reckon'dD
And well remembers Charles the SecondD
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He hardly drinks a pint of wineU
And that I doubt is no good signU
His stomach too begins to failJ2
Last year we thought him strong and haleJ2
But now he's quite another thingK2
I wish he may hold out till springK2
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Then hug themselves and reason thusG
It is not yet so bad with usG
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In such a case they talk in tropesG
And by their fears express their hopesG
Some great misfortune to portendD
No enemy can match a friendD
With all the kindness they professG
The merit of a lucky guessG
When daily How d'ye's come of courseG
And servants answer Worse and worseG
Would please 'em better than to tellO
That God be prais'd the Dean is wellO
Then he who prophecy'd the bestD
Approves his foresight to the restD
You know I always fear'd the worstD
And often told you so at firstD
He'd rather choose that I should dieA2
Than his prediction prove a lieA2
Not one foretells I shall recoverT
But all agree to give me overT
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Yet should some neighbour feel a painL2
Just in the parts where I complainL2
How many a message would he sendD
What hearty prayers that I should mendD
Inquire what regimen I keptD
What gave me ease and how I sleptD
And more lament when I was deadD
Than all the sniv'llers round my bedD
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My good companions never fearM2
For though you may mistake a yearM2
Though your prognostics run too fastD
They must be verify'd at lastD
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Behold the fatal day arriveN2
How is the Dean He's just aliveN2
Now the departing prayer is readD
He hardly breathes The Dean is deadD
Before the passing bell begunL
The news thro' half the town has runL
O may we all for death prepareO2
What has he left and who's his heirO2
I know no more than what the news isG
'Tis all bequeath'd to public usesG
To public use a perfect whimZ
What had the public done for himZ
Mere envy avarice and prideD
He gave it all but first he diedD
And had the Dean in all the nationL
No worthy friend no poor relationL
So ready to do strangers goodD
Forgetting his own flesh and bloodD
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Now Grub Street wits are all employ'dD
With elegies the town is cloy'dD
Some paragraph in ev'ry paperT
To curse the Dean or bless the DrapierT
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The doctors tender of their fameZ
Wisely on me lay all the blameZ
We must confess his case was niceG
But he would never take adviceG
Had he been rul'd for aught appearsG
He might have liv'd these twenty yearsG
For when we open'd him we foundD
That all his vital parts were soundD
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From Dublin soon to London spreadD
'Tis told at Court the Dean is deadD
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Kind Lady Suffolk in the spleenP2
Runs laughing up to tell the QueenP2
The Queen so gracious mild and goodD
Cries Is he gone 'tis time he shouldD
He's dead you say why let him rotD
I'm glad the medals were forgotD
I promis'd them I own but whenH2
I only was the Princess thenH2
But now as consort of a kingK2
You know 'tis quite a different thingK2
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Now Chartres at Sir Robert's leveeN
Tells with a sneer the tidings heavyN
Why is he dead without his shoesG
Cries Bob I'm sorry for the newsG
O were the wretch but living stillQ2
And in his place my good friend WillQ2
Or had a mitre on his headD
Provided Bolingbroke were deadD
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Now Curll his shop from rubbish drainsG
Three genuine tomes of Swift's remainsG
And then to make them pass the glibberT
Revis'd by Tibbalds Moore and CibberT
He'll treat me as he does my bettersG
Publish my will my life my lettersG
Revive the libels born to dieD
Which Pope must bear as well as ID
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Here shift the scene to representD
How those I love my death lamentD
Poor Pope will grieve a month and GayW
A week and Arbuthnot a dayW
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St John himself will scarce forbearT
To bite his pen and drop a tearT
The rest will give a shrug and cryT
I'm sorry but we all must dieT
Indifference clad in Wisdom's guiseG
All fortitude of mind suppliesG
For how can stony bowels meltD
In those who never pity feltD
When we are lash'd they kiss the rodD
Resigning to the will of GodD
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The fools my juniors by a yearT
Are tortur'd with suspense and fearT
Who wisely thought my age a screenP2
When death approach'd to stand betweenP2
The screen remov'd their hearts are tremblingK2
They mourn for me without dissemblingK2
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My female friends whose tender heartsG
Have better learn'd to act their partsG
Receive the news in doleful dumpsG
The Dean is dead and what is trumpsG
Then Lord have mercy on his soulR2
Ladies I'll venture for the voleR2
Six deans they say must bear the pallR2
I wish I knew what king to callR2
Madam your husband will attendD
The funeral of so good a friendD
No madam 'tis a shocking sightD
And he's engag'd to morrow nightD
My Lady Club would take it illR2
If he should fail her at quadrilleR2
He lov'd the Dean I lead a heartD
But dearest friends they say must partD
His time was come he ran his raceG
We hope he's in a better placeG
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Why do we grieve that friends should dieT
No loss more easy to supplyT
One year is past a different sceneP2
No further mention of the DeanP2
Who now alas no more is miss'dD
Than if he never did existD
Where's now this fav'rite of ApolloR2
Departed and his works must followR2
Must undergo the common fateD
His kind of wit is out of dateD
Some country squire to Lintot goesG
Inquires for Swift in Verse and ProseG
Says Lintot I have heard the nameZ
He died a year ago The sameZ
He searcheth all his shop in vainL2
Sir you may find them in Duck laneL2
I sent them with a load of booksG
Last Monday to the pastry cook'sG
To fancy they could live a yearT
I find you're but a stranger hereT
The Dean was famous in his timeZ
And had a kind of knack at rhymeZ
His way of writing now is pastD
The town hath got a better tasteD
I keep no antiquated stuffS2
But spick and span I have enoughS2
Pray do but give me leave to show 'emZ
Here's Colley Cibber's birth day poemZ
This ode you never yet have seenP2
By Stephen Duck upon the QueenP2
Then here's a letter finely penn'dD
Against the Craftsman and his friendD
It clearly shows that all reflectionL
On ministers is disaffectionL
Next here's Sir Robert's vindicationL
And Mr Henley's last orationL
The hawkers have not got 'em yetD
Your honour please to buy a setD
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Here's Woolston's tracts the twelfth editionL
'Tis read by every politicianL
The country members when in townT2
To all their boroughs send them downT2
You never met a thing so smartD
The courtiers have them all by heartD
Those maids of honour who can readD
Are taught to use them for their creedD
The rev'rend author's good intentionL
Hath been rewarded with a pensionL
He doth an honour to his gownT2
By bravely running priestcraft downT2
He shows as sure as God's in GloucesterT
That Jesus was a grand imposterT
That all his miracles were cheatsG
Perform'd as jugglers do their featsG
The church had never such a writerT
A shame he hath not got a mitreT
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Suppose me dead and then supposeG
A club assembled at the RoseG
Where from discourse of this and thatD
I grow the subject of their chatD
And while they toss my name aboutD
With favour some and some withoutD
One quite indiff'rent in the causeG
My character impartial drawsG
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The Dean if we believe reportD
Was never ill receiv'd at CourtD
As for his works in verse and proseG
I own myself no judge of thoseG
Nor can I tell what critics thought 'emZ
But this I know all people bought 'emZ
As with a moral view design'dD
To cure the vices of mankindD
His vein ironically graveU2
Expos'd the fool and lash'd the knaveU2
To steal a hint was never knownM
But what he writ was all his ownM
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He never thought an honour done himZ
Because a duke was proud to own himZ
Would rather slip aside and chooseG
To talk with wits in dirty shoesG
Despis'd the fools with stars and gartersG
So often seen caressing ChartresG
He never courted men in stationL
Nor persons held in admirationL
Of no man's greatness was afraidD
Because he sought for no man's aidD
Though trusted long in great affairsG
He gave himself no haughty airsG
Without regarding private endsG
Spent all his credit for his friendsG
And only chose the wise and goodD
No flatt'rers no allies in bloodD
But succour'd virtue in distressG
And seldom fail'd of good successG
As numbers in their hearts must ownM
Who but for him had been unknownM
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With princes kept a due decorumZ
But never stood in awe before 'emZ
He follow'd David's lesson justD
'In princes never put thy trust'D
And would you make him truly sourT
Provoke him with a slave in pow'rT
The Irish senate if you nam'dD
With what impatience he declaim'dD
Fair Liberty was all his cryT
For her he stood prepar'd to dieT
For her he boldly stood aloneM
For her he oft expos'd his ownM
Two kingdoms just as faction ledD
Had set a price upon his headD
But not a traitor could be foundD
To sell him for six hundred poundD
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Had he but spar'd his tongue and penH2
He might have rose like other menH2
But pow'r was never in his thoughtD
And wealth he valu'd not a groatD
Ingratitude he often foundD
And pity'd those who meant the woundD
But kept the tenor of his mindD
To merit well of human kindD
Nor made a sacrifice of thoseG
Who still were true to please his foesG
He labour'd many a fruitless hourT
To reconcile his friends in pow'rT
Saw mischief by a faction brewingK2
While they pursu'd each other's ruinL
But finding vain was all his careT
He left the Court in mere despairT
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And oh how short are human schemesG
Here ended all our golden dreamsG
What St John's skill in state affairsG
What Ormond's valour Oxford's caresG
To save their sinking country lentD
Was all destroy'd by one eventD
Too soon that precious life was endedD
On which alone our weal dependedD
When up a dangerous faction startsG
With wrath and vengeance in their heartsG
By solemn League and Cov'nant boundD
To ruin slaughter and confoundD
To turn religion to a fableR2
And make the government a BabelR2
Pervert the law disgrace the gownT2
Corrupt the senate rob the crownT2
To sacrifice old England's gloryT
And make her infamous in storyT
When such a tempest shook the landD
How could unguarded Virtue standD
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With horror grief despair the DeanP2
Beheld the dire destructive sceneP2
His friends in exile or the towerT
Himself within the frown of powerT
Pursu'd by base envenom'd pensG
Far to the land of slaves and fensG
A servile race in folly nurs'dD
Who truckle most when treated worstD
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By innocence and resolutionL
He bore continual persecutionL
While numbers to preferment roseG
Whose merits were to be his foesG
When ev'n his own familiar friendsG
Intent upon their private endsG
Like renegadoes now he feelsG
Against him lifting up their heelsG
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The Dean did by his pen defeatD
An infamous destructive cheatD
Taught fools their int'rest how to knowR2
And gave them arms to ward the blowR2
Envy hath own'd it was his doingK2
To save that helpless land from ruinL
While they who at the steerage stoodD
And reap'd the profit sought his bloodD
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To save them from their evil fateD
In him was held a crime of stateD
A wicked monster on the benchV2
Whose fury blood could never quenchV2
As vile and profligate a villainL
As modern Scroggs or old TresilianL
Who long all justice had discardedD
Nor fear'd he God nor man regardedD
Vow'd on the Dean his rage to ventD
And make him of his zeal repentD
But Heav'n his innocence defendsG
The grateful people stand his friendsG
Not strains of law nor judge's frownL
Nor topics brought to please the crownL
Nor witness hir'd nor jury pick'dD
Prevail to bring him in convictD
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In exile with a steady heartD
He spent his life's declining partD
Where folly pride and faction swayW
Remote from St John Pope and GayW
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His friendships there to few confin'dD
Were always of the middling kindD
No fools of rank a mongrel breedD
Who fain would pass for lords indeedD
Where titles gave no right or powerT
And peerage is a wither'd flowerT
He would have held it a disgraceG
If such a wretch had known his faceG
On rural squires that kingdom's baneL
He vented oft his wrath in vainL
Biennial squires to market broughtD
Who sell their souls and votes for noughtD
The nation stripp'd go joyful backW2
To rob the church their tenants rackW2
Go snacks with thieves and rappareesG
And keep the peace to pick up feesG
In ev'ry job to have a shareT
A jail or barrack to repairT
And turn the tax for public roadsG
Commodious to their own abodesG
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Perhaps I may allow the DeanL
Had too much satire in his veinL
And seem'd determin'd not to starve itD
Because no age could more deserve itD
Yet malice never was his aimZ
He lash'd the vice but spar'd the nameZ
No individual could resentD
Where thousands equally were meantD
His satire points at no defectD
But what all mortals may correctD
For he abhorr'd that senseless tribeX2
Who call it humour when they gibeX2
He spar'd a hump or crooked noseG
Whose owners set not up for beauxG
True genuine dulness mov'd his pityD
Unless it offer'd to be wittyD
Those who their ignorance confess'dD
He ne'er offended with a jestD
But laugh'd to hear an idiot quoteD
A verse from Horace learn'd by roteD
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He knew a hundred pleasant storiesG
With all the turns of Whigs and ToriesG
Was cheerful to his dying dayD
And friends would let him have his wayD
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He gave the little wealth he hadD
To build a house for fools and madD
And show'd by one satiric touchY2
No nation wanted it so muchY2
That kingdom he hath left his debtorT
I wish it soon may have a betterT

Jonathan Swift



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