An Epistle To Mr. Gay[1] Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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How could you Gay disgrace the Muse's trainA
To serve a tasteless court twelve years in vainA
Fain would I think our female friend sincereB
Till Bob the poet's foe possess'd her earC
Did female virtue e'er so high ascendD
To lose an inch of favour for a friendD
Say had the court no better place to chooseE
For triee than make a dry nurse of thy MuseE
How cheaply had thy liberty been soldF
To squire a royal girl of two years oldF
In leading strings her infant steps to guideG
Or with her go cart amble side by sideG
But princely Douglas and his glorious dameH
Advanced thy fortune and preserved thy fameH
Nor will your nobler gifts be misappliedG
When o'er your patron's treasure you presideG
The world shall own his choice was wise and justI
For sons of Phoebus never break their trustI
Not love of beauty less the heart inflamesJ
Of guardian eunuchs to the sultan's damesJ
Their passions not more impotent and coldF
Than those of poets to the lust of goldF
With P an's purest fire his favourites glowK
The dregs will serve to ripen ore belowK
His meanest work for had he thought it fitL
That wealth should be the appanage of witL
The god of light could ne'er have been so blindM
To deal it to the worst of human kindM
But let me now for I can do it wellN
Your conduct in this new employ foretellN
And first to make my observation rightO
I place a statesman full before my sightO
A bloated minister in all his gearB
With shameless visage and perfidious leerB
Two rows of teeth arm each devouring jawP
And ostrich like his all digesting mawP
My fancy drags this monster to my viewQ
To shew the world his chief reverse in youQ
Of loud unmeaning sounds a rapid floodR
Rolls from his mouth in plenteous streams of mudR
With these the court and senate house he pliesS
Made up of noise and impudence and liesS
Now let me show how Bob and you agreeB
You serve a potent prince as well as heB
The ducal coffers trusted to your chargeT
Your honest care may fill perhaps enlargeT
His vassals easy and the owner blestU
They pay a trifle and enjoy the restU
Not so a nation's revenues are paidV
The servant's faults are on the master laidV
The people with a sigh their taxes bringW
And cursing Bob forget to bless the kingW
Next hearken Gay to what thy charge requiresX
With servants tenants and the neighbouring squiresX
Let all domestics feel your gentle swayY
Nor bribe insult nor flatter nor betrayY
Let due reward to merit be allow'dZ
Nor with your kindred half the palace crowdZ
Nor think yourself secure in doing wrongA2
By telling noses with a party strongA2
Be rich but of your wealth make no paradeV
At least before your master's debts are paidV
Nor in a palace built with charge immenseB2
Presume to treat him at his own expenseB2
Each farmer in the neighbourhood can countC2
To what your lawful perquisites amountC2
The tenants poor the hardness of the timesD2
Are ill excuses for a servant's crimesD2
With interest and a premium paid besideG
The master's pressing wants must be suppliedG
With hasty zeal behold the steward comeE2
By his own credit to advance the sumE2
Who while th'unrighteous Mammon is his friendD
May well conclude his power will never endD
A faithful treasurer what could he do moreB
He lends my lord what was my lord's beforeB
The law so strictly guards the monarch's healthF2
That no physician dares prescribe by stealthF2
The council sit approve the doctor's skillG2
And give advice before he gives the pillG2
But the state empiric acts a safer partH2
And while he poisons wins the royal heartH2
But how can I describe the ravenous breedI2
Then let me now by negatives proceedI2
Suppose your lord a trusty servant sendD
On weighty business to some neighbouring friendD
Presume not Gay unless you serve a droneJ2
To countermand his orders by your ownJ2
Should some imperious neighbour sink the boatsK2
And drain the fish ponds while your master dotesK2
Shall he upon the ducal rights intrenchL2
Because he bribed you with a brace of tenchL2
Nor from your lord his bad condition hideG
To feed his luxury or soothe his prideG
Nor at an under rate his timber sellN
And with an oath assure him all is wellN
Or swear it rotten and with humble airsK2
Request it of him to complete your stairsK2
Nor when a mortgage lies on half his landsK2
Come with a purse of guineas in your handsK2
Have Peter Waters always in your mindM
That rogue of genuine ministerial kindM
Can half the peerage by his arts bewitchL2
Starve twenty lords to make one scoundrel richL2
And when he gravely has undone a scoreB
Is humbly pray'd to ruin twenty moreB
A dext'rous steward when his tricks are foundM2
Hush money sends to all the neighbours roundM2
His master unsuspicious of his pranksK2
Pays all the cost and gives the villain thanksK2
And should a friend attempt to set him rightO
His lordship would impute it all to spiteO
Would love his favourite better than beforeB
And trust his honesty just so much moreB
Thus families like realms with equal fateN2
Are sunk by premier ministers of stateN2
Some when an heir succeeds go bodily onO2
And as they robb'd the father rob the sonP2
A knave who deep embroils his lord's affairsK2
Will soon grow necessary to his heirsK2
His policy consists in setting trapsK2
In finding ways and means and stopping gapsK2
He knows a thousand tricks whene'er he pleaseK2
Though not to cure yet palliate each diseaseK2
In either case an equal chance is runP2
For keep or turn him out my lord's undoneP2
You want a hand to clear a filthy sinkQ2
No cleanly workman can endure the stinkQ2
A strong dilemma in a desperate caseK2
To act with infamy or quit the placeK2
A bungler thus who scarce the nail can hitL
With driving wrong will make the panel splitL
Nor dares an abler workman undertakeR2
To drive a second lest the whole should breakR2
In every court the parallel will holdF
And kings like private folks are bought and soldF
The ruling rogue who dreads to be cashler'dF
Contrives as he is hated to be fear'dF
Confounds accounts perplexes all affairsK2
For vengeance more embroils than skill repairsK2
So robbers and their ends are just the sameH
To 'scape inquiries leave the house in flameH
I knew a brazen minister of stateF
Who bore for twice ten years the public hateF
In every mouth the question most in vogueS2
Was when will they turn out this odious rogueS2
A juncture happen'd in his highest prideF
While he went robbing on his master diedF
We thought there now remain'd no room to doubtF
The work is done the minister must outF
The court invited more than one or twoQ
Will you Sir Spencer or will you or youQ
But not a soul his office durst acceptF
The subtle knave had all the plunder sweptF
And such was then the temper of the timesK2
He owed his preservation to his crimesK2
The candidates observed his dirty pawsK2
Nor found it difficult to guess the causeK2
But when they smelt such foul corruptions round himT2
Away they fled and left him as they found himT2
Thus when a greedy sloven once has thrownJ2
His snot into the mess 'tis all his ownJ2

Jonathan Swift



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