I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Best Quotes
- If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?
- April is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory out of desire, stirring. Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in a forgetful snow, feeding A little life with dried tubers.
- No Arab ruler will consider the peace process seriously so long as he is able to toy with the idea of achieving more by the way of violence.
- Since God knows our future, our personalities, and our capacity to listen, He isn't ever going to say more to us than we can deal with at the moment.
- Start with a clean grill. Keep it clean by brushing with a wire brush after preheating, and again after cooking. Make sure to oil your grates and your food before putting it on the grill to keep it from sticking.
- But what is the difference between literature and journalism. Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all.
- I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up to them and I loved them, but I was like, 'Where are Middle Eastern women?'
- I have a great respect for incremental improvement, and I've done that sort of thing in my life, but I've always been attracted to the more revolutionary changes. I don't know why. Because they're harder. They're much more stressful emotionally. And you usually go through a period where everybody tells you that you've completely failed.
- If you have issues with family, friends, and people at work, try and solve these issues head on so you can move on and concentrate on having the life you want.
- When a positive exchange between a brand and customers becomes quantifiable metrics, it encourages brand to provide better service, customer service to do a better job, and consumers to actively show their gratitude.