I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't matter.
Politicians also have a love affair with the 'small business exemption.' Too much paperwork? Too heavy a burden? Not enough time? Just exempt small businesses from the rule. It sounds so pro-growth. Instead it's an admission that the costs of a regulation just can't be justified.
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
I spend a lot of time reading.
Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances.
The future you shall know when it has come before then forget it.
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
I'd love it if American kids were listening to Muslim music.
The winner's edge is not in a gifted birth, a high IQ, or in talent. The winner's edge is all in the attitude, not aptitude. Attitude is the criterion for success.