Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Best Quotes
- Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
- My dad was a Methodist minister.
- Great perils have this beauty, that they bring to light the fraternity of strangers.
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
- The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
- I don't build in order to have clients. I have clients in order to build.
- All the legal action I've taken against newspapers has had a massively positive effect on my life and achieved exactly what I wanted, which is privacy and non-harassment.
- The Ukrainian community is tight-knit by nature.
- Over and over, we hear politicians say they can't spend our tax dollars on environmental protection when the economy is so fragile.
- That's a central part of philosophy, of ethics. What do I owe to strangers? What do I owe to my family? What is it to live a good life? Those are questions which we face as individuals.