I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Nature is my manifestation of God. I go to nature every day for inspiration in the day's work. I follow in building the principles which nature has used in its domain.
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
By reading the scriptures I am so renewed that all nature seems renewed around me and with me. The sky seems to be a pure, a cooler blue, the trees a deeper green. The whole world is charged with the glory of God and I feel fire and music under my feet.
It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning.
Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed.
The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.
Technology is like water it wants to find its level. So if you hook up your computer to a billion other computers, it just makes sense that a tremendous share of the resources you want to use - not only text or media but processing power too - will be located remotely.