I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Best Quotes
- The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual.
- I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
- I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
- The wealthy are always surrounded by hangers-on science and art are as well.
- That business we started with 10 people has now grown into a great American success story.
- God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are.
- There are a lot of things that are personally uncomfortable to show, especially me without makeup and completely bloated or crying. But I've realized that it's time for me to show my audience that you don't have to be perfect to achieve your dreams. Because nobody relates to being perfect.
- They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's minds that women can do it. It's not just Kevin Costner, not just Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not just the guys.
- I want to deal with somebody who comes from another country to the United States and has a family that comes. I don't care if it's a black family from Jamaica or a Hispanic family from Mexico. These issues need to be dealt with, but they need to be dealt with in the entertaining way.
- To this day, I am the least materialistic person I know, because my father didn't raise me to just go out and buy this or that car. The only reason I wanted to make money as an actor was because I'm passionate about food!