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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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I sure lost my musical direction in Hollywood. My songs were the same conveyer belt mass production, just like most of my movies were.
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
There is an urgent need for a radical revision of our current concepts of the nature of consciousness and its relationship to matter and the brain.
Risk is a part of God's game, alike for men and nations.
What I was proud of was that I used very few parts to build a computer that could actually speak words on a screen and type words on a keyboard and run a programming language that could play games. And I did all this myself.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities, great potential strength and ability. Prayer helps us tap and develop these powers.
Politics is not about money.
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