I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Best Quotes
- Yeah, I mean the material, directors, the other cast, and if you think you can do something with the character then you do it and go from there. I am looking forward to doing some smaller movies.
- Live truth instead of professing it.
- I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.
- To attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing the Darkness. It cannot be.
- Salman Rushdie, indeed any writer who abuses the prophet or indeed any prophet under Islamic law, the sentence for that is actually death.
- The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
- Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness.
- Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
- They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
- I lead no party I follow no leader. I have given the best part of my life to careful study of Islam, its law and polity, its culture, its history and its literature.