I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Best Quotes
- Could I have but a line a century hence crediting a contribution to the advance of peace, I would yield every honor which has been accorded by war.
- No complaint... is more common than that of a scarcity of money.
- I approach love differently now that I know it's hard for it to work out.
- If we try to give smile to others, unknowingly it comes back to our face.
- It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
- Sociophobia kills someone's confidence, there are a lot of fear apart from sociophobia that kills someone's personality.
- The connection between dress and war is not far to seek your finest clothes are those you wear as soldiers.
- Democracy shows not only its power in reforming governments, but in regenerating a race of men and this is the greatest blessing of free governments.
- Humanity has experienced many revolutionary changes over the course of history: revolutions in agriculture, in science, industrial production, as well as numerous political revolutions. But these have all been limited to the external aspects of our individual and collective lives.
- Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.