Farmer Downs Changes His Opinion Of Nature Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABABCC DBDBEE FGFGHH BIBIJJ KBKBII IBIBLL BBBBII IMIMNN OIOIPP IIIIQQ IRSRTT IBIBUU IPIPUU IRIRVV WMWMII

No said old Farmer Downs to meA
I ain't the facts denyin'B
That all young folks in love must beA
As birds must be a flyin'B
Don't go agin sech facts becauseC
I'm one as re specks Natur's lawsC
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No sir Old Natur knows a thingD
Or two I'm calculatin'B
She don't make cat fish dance and singD
Or sparrow hawks go skatin'B
She knows her business ev'ry timeE
You bet your last an' lonely dimeE
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I guess I'm posted pooty fairF
On that old gal's capersG
She allers acts upon the squareF
Spite o' skyentific papersG
I borrows one most ev'ry weekH
From Jonses down to Pincher's CreekH
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It sorter freshens up a manB
To read the newest notionsI
Tho' I don't freeze much tew that thar planB
About the crops ratotionsI
You jest leave Natur do her workJ
She'll do it she ain't one tew shirkJ
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I'm all fur lettin Natur goK
The way she's sot on choosin'B
Ain't that the figger of a beauK
That's talkin' thar tew SusanB
Down by the orchard snake fence YesI
All right it's Squire Sims I guessI
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He's jest the one I want tew seeI
Come sparkin' guess they're lyin'B
That say that of old age he beI
Most sartinly a dyin'B
He's no sech thing Good sakes aliveL
The man is only seventy fiveL
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An' she's sixteen I'm not the manB
Tew act sort of inhumanB
An' meanly spile old Natur's planB
To jine a man and womanB
In wedlock's bonds Sirree she makesI
This grand old Natur no mistakesI
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They're standin' pooty clus the leavesI
Is round 'em like a bowerM
The Squire's like the yaller sheavesI
An' she's the Corn FlowerM
Natur's the binder allus trueN
Tew make one heart of them thar twoN
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Yas as I was a sayin' friendO
I'm all for Natur's teachinsI
She ain't one in the bitter endO
Tew practice over reachinsI
You trust her and she'll treat you wellP
Don't doubt her by the leastest spellP
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I'm not quite clar but subsoil looksI
Jest kinder not quite piousI
I sorter think them farmin' booksI
Will in the long run sky usI
Right in the mud the way they balkQ
Old Natur with thar darn fool talkQ
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When Susie marries Squire SimsI
I'll lease his upland farmR
I'll get it cheap enough from himS
Jest see his long right armR
About her waist looks orful bigT
Why gosh he's bought a new brown wigT
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Wal that's the way old Natur actsI
When bald folks go a sparkin'B
The skyentists can't alter factsI
With all their hard work larkin'B
A sparkin man will look his bestU
That's Natur tain't no silly jestU
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Old Natur you and me is twinsI
I never will git snarlyP
With you old gal Why darn my shinsI
That's only Jonses CharlieP
She's cuddlin' right agin his vestU
Eh What Old Natur knows what's bestU
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Oh does she Wal p'raps 'tis soI
Jest see the rascal's armR
About her waist You've got tew goI
Young man right off this farmR
Old Natur knows a pile no doubtV
But you an' her hed best get outV
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You Susie git right hum I'm madW
Es enny bilin' craterM
In futur sick or well or sadW
I'll take no stock in NaturM
I'm that disgusted with her capersI
I'll run the farm by skyence papersI

Isabella Valancy Crawford



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