Farmer Downs Changes His Opinion Of Nature Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCC DBDBEE FGFGHH BIBIJJ KBKBII IBIBLL BBBBII IMIMNN OIOIPP IIIIQQ IRSRTT IBIBUU IPIPUU IRIRVV WMWMIINo said old Farmer Downs to me | A |
I ain't the facts denyin' | B |
That all young folks in love must be | A |
As birds must be a flyin' | B |
Don't go agin sech facts because | C |
I'm one as re specks Natur's laws | C |
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No sir Old Natur knows a thing | D |
Or two I'm calculatin' | B |
She don't make cat fish dance and sing | D |
Or sparrow hawks go skatin' | B |
She knows her business ev'ry time | E |
You bet your last an' lonely dime | E |
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I guess I'm posted pooty fair | F |
On that old gal's capers | G |
She allers acts upon the square | F |
Spite o' skyentific papers | G |
I borrows one most ev'ry week | H |
From Jonses down to Pincher's Creek | H |
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It sorter freshens up a man | B |
To read the newest notions | I |
Tho' I don't freeze much tew that thar plan | B |
About the crops ratotions | I |
You jest leave Natur do her work | J |
She'll do it she ain't one tew shirk | J |
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I'm all fur lettin Natur go | K |
The way she's sot on choosin' | B |
Ain't that the figger of a beau | K |
That's talkin' thar tew Susan | B |
Down by the orchard snake fence Yes | I |
All right it's Squire Sims I guess | I |
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He's jest the one I want tew see | I |
Come sparkin' guess they're lyin' | B |
That say that of old age he be | I |
Most sartinly a dyin' | B |
He's no sech thing Good sakes alive | L |
The man is only seventy five | L |
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An' she's sixteen I'm not the man | B |
Tew act sort of inhuman | B |
An' meanly spile old Natur's plan | B |
To jine a man and woman | B |
In wedlock's bonds Sirree she makes | I |
This grand old Natur no mistakes | I |
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They're standin' pooty clus the leaves | I |
Is round 'em like a bower | M |
The Squire's like the yaller sheaves | I |
An' she's the Corn Flower | M |
Natur's the binder allus true | N |
Tew make one heart of them thar two | N |
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Yas as I was a sayin' friend | O |
I'm all for Natur's teachins | I |
She ain't one in the bitter end | O |
Tew practice over reachins | I |
You trust her and she'll treat you well | P |
Don't doubt her by the leastest spell | P |
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I'm not quite clar but subsoil looks | I |
Jest kinder not quite pious | I |
I sorter think them farmin' books | I |
Will in the long run sky us | I |
Right in the mud the way they balk | Q |
Old Natur with thar darn fool talk | Q |
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When Susie marries Squire Sims | I |
I'll lease his upland farm | R |
I'll get it cheap enough from him | S |
Jest see his long right arm | R |
About her waist looks orful big | T |
Why gosh he's bought a new brown wig | T |
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Wal that's the way old Natur acts | I |
When bald folks go a sparkin' | B |
The skyentists can't alter facts | I |
With all their hard work larkin' | B |
A sparkin man will look his best | U |
That's Natur tain't no silly jest | U |
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Old Natur you and me is twins | I |
I never will git snarly | P |
With you old gal Why darn my shins | I |
That's only Jonses Charlie | P |
She's cuddlin' right agin his vest | U |
Eh What Old Natur knows what's best | U |
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Oh does she Wal p'raps 'tis so | I |
Jest see the rascal's arm | R |
About her waist You've got tew go | I |
Young man right off this farm | R |
Old Natur knows a pile no doubt | V |
But you an' her hed best get out | V |
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You Susie git right hum I'm mad | W |
Es enny bilin' crater | M |
In futur sick or well or sad | W |
I'll take no stock in Natur | M |
I'm that disgusted with her capers | I |
I'll run the farm by skyence papers | I |
Isabella Valancy Crawford
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