Jim The Splitter Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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The bard who is singing of Wollombi JimA
Is hardly just now in the requisite trimA
To sit on his Pegasus fairlyB
Besides he is bluntly informed by the MuseC
That Jim is a subject no singer should chooseC
For Jim is poetical rarelyB
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But being full up of the myths that are GreekD
Of the classic and noble and nude and antiqueD
Which means not a rag but the pelt onE
This poet intends to give Daphne the slipF
For the sake of a hero in moleskin and kipF
With a jumper and snake buckle belt onE
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No party is Jim of the Pericles typeG
He is modern right up from the toe to the pipeG
And being no reader or roamerH
He hasn't Euripides much in the headI
And let it be carefully tenderly saidI
He never has analysed HomerH
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He can roar out a song of the twopenny kindJ
But knowing the beggar so well I'm inclinedJ
To believe that a 'par' about KellyB
The rascal who skulked under shadow of curseK
Is more in his line than the happiest verseK
On the glittering pages of ShelleyB
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You mustn't however adjudge him in hasteL
Because a red robber is more to his tasteL
Than Ruskin Rossetti or DanteM
You see he was bred in a bangalow woodN
And bangalow pith was the principal foodO
His mother served out in her shantyB
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His knowledge is this he can tell in the darkP
What timber will split by the feel of the barkP
And rough as his manner of speech isQ
His wits to the fore he can readily bringR
In passing off ash as the genuine thingR
When scarce in the forest the beech isQ
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In 'girthing' a tree that he sells 'in the round'B
He assumes as a rule that the body is soundB
And measures forgetting to bark itB
He may be a ninny but still the old dogS
Can plug to perfection the pipe of a logS
And 'palm it' away on the marketB
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He splits a fair shingle but holds to the ruleT
Of his father's and haply his grandfather's schoolT
Which means that he never has blunderedB
When tying his shingles by slinging in moreH
Than the recognized number of ninety and fourH
To the bundle he sells for a hundredB
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When asked by the market for ironbark redB
It always occurs to the Wollombi headB
To do a 'mahogany' swindleU
In forests where never the ironbark grewH
When Jim is at work it would flabbergast youH
To see how the 'ironbarks' dwindleU
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He can stick to the saddle can Wollombi JimA
And when a buckjumper dispenses with himA
The leather goes off with the riderH
And as to a team over gully and hillV
He can travel with twelve on the breadth of a quillV
And boss the unlucky 'offsider'H
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He shines at his best at the tiller of sawW
On the top of the pit where his whisper is lawW
To the gentleman working below himA
When the pair of them pause in a circle of dustB
Like a monarch he poses exalted augustB
There's nothing this planet can show himA
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For a man is a man who can 'sharpen' and 'set'B
And he is the only thing masculine yetB
According to sawyer and splitterH
Or rather according to Wollombi JimA
And nothing will tempt me to differ from himA
For Jim is a bit of a hitterH
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But being full up we'll allow him to ripF
Along with his lingo his saw and his whipF
He isn't the classical 'notion'E
And after a night in his 'humpy' you seeB
A person of orthodox habits would beB
Refreshed by a dip in the oceanE
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To tot him right up from the heel to the headB
He isn't the Grecian of whom we have readB
His face is a trifle too shadyB
The nymph in green valleys of Thessaly dimA
Would never 'jack up' her old lover for himA
For she has the tastes of a ladyB
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So much for our hero A statuesque footB
Would suffer by wearing that heavy nailed bootB
Its owner is hardly AchillesX
However he's happy He cuts a great 'fig'S
In the land where a coat is no part of the 'rig'S
In the country of damper and 'billies'X

Henry Kendall



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