A Hyde Park Larrikin Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AAAABCBB DEDF GHGH IAIA CACA JBJB KCKC LMLM NONO MPMP BMBM KMKM QBQBRSRSTPTP MMMM UMUM VMVV BUBU WPWP XHXH SVSV BBBB UHUH YSYS ZSZS

You may have heard of Proclus sirA
If you have been a readerA
And you may know a bit of herA
Who helped the Lycian leaderA
I have my doubts the head you sportB
Now mark me don't get crustyC
Is hardly of the classic sortB
Your lore I think is fustyB
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Most likely you have stuck to tractsD
Flushed through with flaming cursesE
I judge you neighbour by your actsD
So don't you damn my versesF
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But to my theme The Asian sageG
Whose name above I mentionH
Lived in the pitchy Pagan ageG
A life without pretensionH
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He may have worshipped gods like ZeusI
And termed old Dis a masterA
But then he had a strong excuseI
He never heard a pastorA
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However it occurs to meC
That had he cut DemeterA
And followed you or followed meC
He wouldn't have been sweeterA
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No doubt with shepherds of this timeJ
He's not the clean potatoB
Because excuse me for my rhymeJ
He pinned his faith to PlatoB
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But these are facts you can't denyK
My pastor smudged and sootyC
His mind was like a summer skyK
He lived a life of beautyC
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To lift his brothers' thoughts aboveL
This earth he used to labourM
His heart was luminous with loveL
He didn't wound his neighbourM
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To him all men were just the sameN
He never foamed at altarsO
Although he lived ere Moody cameN
Ere Sankey dealt in psaltersO
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The Lycian sage my reverend sirM
Had not your chances ampleP
But after all I must preferM
His perfect pure exampleP
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You having read the Holy WritB
The Book the angels fosterM
Say have you helped us on a bitB
You overfed impostorM
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What have you done to edifyK
You clammy chapel tinkerM
What act like his of days gone byK
The grand old Asian thinkerM
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Is there no deed of yours at allQ
With beauty shining through itB
Ah no your heart reveals its gallQ
On every side I view itB
A blatant bigot with a bigR
Fat heavy fetid carcassS
You well become your greasy rigR
You're not a second ArcasS
What sort of gospel do you preachT
What Bible is your BibleP
There's worse than wormwood in your speechT
You livid living libelP
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How many lives are growing grayM
Through your depraved behaviourM
I tell you plainly every dayM
You crucify the SaviourM
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Some evil spirit curses youU
Your actions never varyM
You cannot point your finger toU
One fact to the contraryM
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You seem to have a wicked joyV
In your malicious labourM
Endeavouring daily to destroyV
The neighbour's love for neighbourV
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The brutal curses you ejectB
Make strong men dread to hear youU
The world outside your petty sectB
Feels sick when it is near youU
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No man who shuns that little holeW
You call your tabernacleP
Can have you shriek a ransomed soulW
He wears the devil's shackleP
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And hence the Papist by your clanX
Is dogged with words inhumanH
Because he loves that friend of manX
The highest type of womanH
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Because he has that faith which seesS
Before the high CreatorV
A Virgin pleading on her kneesS
A shining MediatorV
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God help the souls who grope in nightB
Who in your ways have trustedB
I've said enough the more I writeB
The more I feel disgustedB
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The warm soft air is tainted throughU
With your pernicious leavenH
I would not live one hour with youU
In your peculiar heavenH
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Now mount your musty pulpit thumpY
And muddle flat clodhoppersS
And let some long eared booby humpY
The plate about for coppersS
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At priest and parson spit and barkZ
And shake your church with cursesS
You bitter blackguard of the darkZ
With this I close my versesS

Henry Kendall



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