The Tariff On Tin Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCBCDD EEFFGG EE HHIIHH HHBBBHHGG DJGJGKLKMKNGGOOOO POOHHBBPPOOPPPPOOQRR OOO SSHHSOOTTTDDBBBMonarch of Hannah's rocking chair | A |
With unclipped beard and unkempt hair | A |
Sitting at ease by the kitchen fire | B |
Nor heeding the wind and the driving sleet | C |
Jo Lumpkin perused the Daily Liar | B |
A leading and stanch Democratic sheet | C |
While Hannah his wife in her calico | D |
Sat knitting a pair of mittens for Jo | D |
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Hanner he said and he raised his eyes | E |
And looked exceedingly grave and wise | E |
The kentry's agoin I guess tu the dogs | F |
Them durned Republikins they air hogs | F |
A dev'lish purty fix we air in | G |
They've gone un riz the teriff on tin | G |
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How's thet said Hannah and turned her eyes | E |
With a look of wonder and vague surprise | E |
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Why them confoundered Congriss chaps | H |
Hez knocked the prices out uv our craps | H |
We can't sell butter ner beans no more | I |
Tu enny furren ship er shore | I |
Becuz them durned Republikins | H |
Hez gone un riz the teriff on tins | H |
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Hannah dropped her knitting work on her knees | H |
And looked very solemn and ill at ease | H |
She gazed profoundly into the fire | B |
Then hitched her chair a little bit nigher | B |
And said as she glanced at the Daily Liar | B |
With a sad wan look in her buttermilk eyes | H |
I vum thet's a tax on punkin pies | H |
Fer they know we allers bakes 'em in | G |
Pans un platters un plates uv tin | G |
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I wouldn't agrumbled a bit said Jo | D |
Et a tax on sugar un salt un sich | J |
But I swow it's a morul political sin | G |
Tu drive the farmer intu the ditch | J |
With thet pesky teriff on tin | G |
Ef they'd a put a teriff on irn un coal | K |
Un hides un taller un hemlock bark | L |
Why thet might a helped us out uv a hole | K |
By buildin uv mills un givin uv work | M |
Un gladd'nin many a farmer's soul | K |
By raisin the price of pertaters un pork | N |
But durn their eyes it's a morul sin | G |
They've gone un riz the teriff on tin | G |
I wouldn't wonder a bit ef Blaine | O |
Hed diskivered a tin mine over in Maine | O |
Er else he hez foundered a combinashin | O |
Tu gobble the tin uv the hull creashin | O |
I'll bet Jay Gould is intu the'trust ' | - |
Un they've gone in tergether tu make er bust | P |
Un tu keep the British frum crowdin in | O |
They've gone un riz the teriff on tin | O |
What'll we du fer pans un pails | H |
When the cow comes in un the old uns fails | H |
Tu borrer a word frum Scripter Hanner | B |
Un du it tu in pious manner | B |
You'll hev tu go down in yer sock fer a ducat | P |
Er milk old Roan in a wooden bucket | P |
Fer them Republikins durn their skin | O |
Hez riz sich a turrible teriff on tin | O |
Tu cents a pound on British tin plate | P |
Why Hanner you see at thet air rate | P |
Accordin tu this ere newspaper print | P |
Un it mus be so er it wouldn't' be in't | P |
It's a dollar un a half on one tin pan | O |
Un about six shillin on a coffee can | O |
Un ten shillin Hanner on a dinner pail | Q |
Gol won't it make the workin men squeal | R |
Thet durned Republikin tax un steal | R |
They call it Protecshin but blast my skin | O |
Ef it aint a morul political sin | O |
Thet durned Republikin teriff on tin | O |
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Un then they hev put a teriff on silk | S |
Un satin un velvit un thet air ilk | S |
Un broadcloth un brandy un Havanny cigars | H |
Un them slick silk hats thet our preacher wears | H |
Un he'll hev tu wear humspun un drink skim milk | S |
Un Hanner you see we'll hev tu be savin | O |
Un whittle our store bill down tu a shavin | O |
You can't go tu meetin in silks I vum | T |
You'll hev tu wear ging um er stay tu hum | T |
But Hannah said sharply I won't though I swum | T |
And Hannah gazed wistfully on her Jo | D |
As he rocked himself mournfully to and fro | D |
And then she looked thoughtfully into the fire | B |
While the sleet fell faster and the wind blew higher | B |
And Jo took a turn at the Daily Liar | B |
Hanford Lennox Gordon
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