The Tariff On Tin Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Monarch of Hannah's rocking chairA
With unclipped beard and unkempt hairA
Sitting at ease by the kitchen fireB
Nor heeding the wind and the driving sleetC
Jo Lumpkin perused the Daily LiarB
A leading and stanch Democratic sheetC
While Hannah his wife in her calicoD
Sat knitting a pair of mittens for JoD
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Hanner he said and he raised his eyesE
And looked exceedingly grave and wiseE
The kentry's agoin I guess tu the dogsF
Them durned Republikins they air hogsF
A dev'lish purty fix we air inG
They've gone un riz the teriff on tinG
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How's thet said Hannah and turned her eyesE
With a look of wonder and vague surpriseE
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Why them confoundered Congriss chapsH
Hez knocked the prices out uv our crapsH
We can't sell butter ner beans no moreI
Tu enny furren ship er shoreI
Becuz them durned RepublikinsH
Hez gone un riz the teriff on tinsH
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Hannah dropped her knitting work on her kneesH
And looked very solemn and ill at easeH
She gazed profoundly into the fireB
Then hitched her chair a little bit nigherB
And said as she glanced at the Daily LiarB
With a sad wan look in her buttermilk eyesH
I vum thet's a tax on punkin piesH
Fer they know we allers bakes 'em inG
Pans un platters un plates uv tinG
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I wouldn't agrumbled a bit said JoD
Et a tax on sugar un salt un sichJ
But I swow it's a morul political sinG
Tu drive the farmer intu the ditchJ
With thet pesky teriff on tinG
Ef they'd a put a teriff on irn un coalK
Un hides un taller un hemlock barkL
Why thet might a helped us out uv a holeK
By buildin uv mills un givin uv workM
Un gladd'nin many a farmer's soulK
By raisin the price of pertaters un porkN
But durn their eyes it's a morul sinG
They've gone un riz the teriff on tinG
I wouldn't wonder a bit ef BlaineO
Hed diskivered a tin mine over in MaineO
Er else he hez foundered a combinashinO
Tu gobble the tin uv the hull creashinO
I'll bet Jay Gould is intu the'trust '-
Un they've gone in tergether tu make er bustP
Un tu keep the British frum crowdin inO
They've gone un riz the teriff on tinO
What'll we du fer pans un pailsH
When the cow comes in un the old uns failsH
Tu borrer a word frum Scripter HannerB
Un du it tu in pious mannerB
You'll hev tu go down in yer sock fer a ducatP
Er milk old Roan in a wooden bucketP
Fer them Republikins durn their skinO
Hez riz sich a turrible teriff on tinO
Tu cents a pound on British tin plateP
Why Hanner you see at thet air rateP
Accordin tu this ere newspaper printP
Un it mus be so er it wouldn't' be in'tP
It's a dollar un a half on one tin panO
Un about six shillin on a coffee canO
Un ten shillin Hanner on a dinner pailQ
Gol won't it make the workin men squealR
Thet durned Republikin tax un stealR
They call it Protecshin but blast my skinO
Ef it aint a morul political sinO
Thet durned Republikin teriff on tinO
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Un then they hev put a teriff on silkS
Un satin un velvit un thet air ilkS
Un broadcloth un brandy un Havanny cigarsH
Un them slick silk hats thet our preacher wearsH
Un he'll hev tu wear humspun un drink skim milkS
Un Hanner you see we'll hev tu be savinO
Un whittle our store bill down tu a shavinO
You can't go tu meetin in silks I vumT
You'll hev tu wear ging um er stay tu humT
But Hannah said sharply I won't though I swumT
And Hannah gazed wistfully on her JoD
As he rocked himself mournfully to and froD
And then she looked thoughtfully into the fireB
While the sleet fell faster and the wind blew higherB
And Jo took a turn at the Daily LiarB

Hanford Lennox Gordon



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