How Much Fortunatus Could Do With A Cap Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBCDDCEE FFGHIGHIJK KKJJLMNLEE OPKKQNNQRR SSTTTTTKKK JHHHUHHUVW IIXXTKKTUU YYMMHHHHZZ HHHH

Fortunatus a fisherman DaneA
Set out on a sudden for SpainA
Because runs the storyB
He'd met with a hoaryB
Mysterious sorcerer chapC
Who trouble to save himD
Most thoughtfully gave himD
A magical traveling capC
I barely believe that the story is trueE
But here's what that cap was reported to doE
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Suppose you were sitting at homeF
And you wished to see Paris or RomeF
You'd pick up that bonnetG
You'd carefully don itH
The name of the city you'd callI
And the very next minuteG
By Jove you were in itH
Without having started at allI
One moment you sauntered on upper BroadwayJ
And the next on the Corso or rue de la PaixK
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Why it beat every journey of Cook'sK
Knocked spots out of Baedeker's booksK
He stepped from his doorwayJ
Direct into NorwayJ
He hopped in a trice to CeylonL
He saw MadagascarM
Went round by AlaskaN
And called on a girl in LuzonL
If they said she'd be down in a moment or twoE
He took while he waited a peek at PeruE
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He could wake up at eight in SiamO
Take his tub if he wanted in GuamP
Eat breakfast in KansasK
And lunch in MatanzasK
Go out for a walk in BrazilQ
Take tea in MadeiraN
Dine on the RivieraN
And smoke his cigar in SevilleQ
Go out to the theatre in VladivostokR
And retire in New York at eleven o'clockR
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Every tongue he could readily speakS
French German Italian GreekS
Norwegian BulgarianT
Turkish BavarianT
Japanese HindustaneeT
Russian and MexicanT
He was a lexiconT
Such as you seldom will seeK
His knowledge linguistic gave Ollendorff fitsK
And brought a hot flush to the face of BerlitzK
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He would bow in an intimate wayJ
To Menelik and to LoubetH
He was frequently beckonedH
By William the SecondH
A word of advice to receiveU
He talked with bravadoH
About the MikadoH
King Oscar Oom Paul the KhediveU
King Victor Emmanuel Second the ShahV
King Edward the Seventh Kwang Su and the CzarW
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But what did he get from it allI
His wife used to wait in the hallI
When this wandering mortalX
Set foot on the portalX
She always appeared on the sceneT
And far from ideallyK
Remarked Well I reallyK
Would like to know where you have beenT
Now what is the good of a wandering lifeU
If you have to tell all that you do to your wifeU
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She'd indulge in a copious cryY
She'd remark she'd undoubtedly dieY
Or like many anotherM
Go back to her motherM
And what would the world think of thatH
She only grew pleasantH
When offered a presentH
Of gloves or a gown or a hatH
And more than his talisman saved him in fareZ
Fortunatus expended in putting things squareZ
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And The Moral is easily saidH
Like our hero you're certain to findH
When such a cap goes on a headH
Retribution will follow behindH

Guy Wetmore Carryl



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