How Jack Made The Giants Uncommonly Sore Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCDDCEEFGGGG HHGDDGIIJKKKL KKMNNMOOPQQQP HHKHHKRRSTTTS QQUKKUVVWNNNW KKXX

Of all the ill fatedA
Boys ever createdB
Young Jack was the wretchedest ladC
An emphatic erraticD
Dogmatic fanaticD
Was foisted upon him as dadC
From the time he could walkE
And before he could talkE
His wearisome training beganF
On a highly barbarianG
DisciplinarianG
Nearly TartareanG
PlanG
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He taught him some RaleighH
And some of MacaulayH
Till all of Horatius he knewG
And the drastic sarcasticD
Fantastic scholasticD
Philippics of Junius tooG
He made him learn lotsI
Of the poems of WattsI
And frequently said he ignoredJ
On principle any son'sK
Title to benisonsK
Till he'd learned Tennyson'sK
MaudL
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For these are the giantsK
Of thought and of scienceK
He said in his positive wayM
So weigh them obey themN
Display them and lay themN
To heart in your infancy's dayM
Jack made no replyO
But he said on the slyO
An eloquent word that had comeP
From a quite indefensibleQ
Most reprehensibleQ
But indispensableQ
ChumP
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By the time he was twentyH
Jack had such a plentyH
Of books and paternal adviceK
Though seedy and needyH
Indeed he was greedyH
For vengeance whatever the priceK
In the editor's seatR
Of a critical sheetR
He found the revenge that he soughtS
And with sterling appliance ofT
Mind wrote defiance ofT
All of the giants ofT
ThoughtS
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He'd thunder and grumbleQ
At high and at humbleQ
Until he became in a whileU
Mordacious pugnaciousK
Rapacious Good graciousK
They called him the Yankee CarlyleU
But he never took restV
On his quarrelsome questV
Of the giants both mighty and smallW
He slated distorted themN
Hanged them and quartered themN
Till he had slaughtered themN
AllW
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And this is The Moral that lies in the verseK
If you have a go farther you're apt to fare worseK
When you turn it around it is different ratherX
You're not apt to go worse if you have a fair fatherX

Guy Wetmore Carryl



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