How Jack Made The Giants Uncommonly Sore Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDDCEEFGGGG HHGDDGIIJKKKL KKMNNMOOPQQQP HHKHHKRRSTTTS QQUKKUVVWNNNW KKXX| Of all the ill fated | A |
| Boys ever created | B |
| Young Jack was the wretchedest lad | C |
| An emphatic erratic | D |
| Dogmatic fanatic | D |
| Was foisted upon him as dad | C |
| From the time he could walk | E |
| And before he could talk | E |
| His wearisome training began | F |
| On a highly barbarian | G |
| Disciplinarian | G |
| Nearly Tartarean | G |
| Plan | G |
| - | |
| He taught him some Raleigh | H |
| And some of Macaulay | H |
| Till all of Horatius he knew | G |
| And the drastic sarcastic | D |
| Fantastic scholastic | D |
| Philippics of Junius too | G |
| He made him learn lots | I |
| Of the poems of Watts | I |
| And frequently said he ignored | J |
| On principle any son's | K |
| Title to benisons | K |
| Till he'd learned Tennyson's | K |
| Maud | L |
| - | |
| For these are the giants | K |
| Of thought and of science | K |
| He said in his positive way | M |
| So weigh them obey them | N |
| Display them and lay them | N |
| To heart in your infancy's day | M |
| Jack made no reply | O |
| But he said on the sly | O |
| An eloquent word that had come | P |
| From a quite indefensible | Q |
| Most reprehensible | Q |
| But indispensable | Q |
| Chum | P |
| - | |
| By the time he was twenty | H |
| Jack had such a plenty | H |
| Of books and paternal advice | K |
| Though seedy and needy | H |
| Indeed he was greedy | H |
| For vengeance whatever the price | K |
| In the editor's seat | R |
| Of a critical sheet | R |
| He found the revenge that he sought | S |
| And with sterling appliance of | T |
| Mind wrote defiance of | T |
| All of the giants of | T |
| Thought | S |
| - | |
| He'd thunder and grumble | Q |
| At high and at humble | Q |
| Until he became in a while | U |
| Mordacious pugnacious | K |
| Rapacious Good gracious | K |
| They called him the Yankee Carlyle | U |
| But he never took rest | V |
| On his quarrelsome quest | V |
| Of the giants both mighty and small | W |
| He slated distorted them | N |
| Hanged them and quartered them | N |
| Till he had slaughtered them | N |
| All | W |
| - | |
| - | |
| And this is The Moral that lies in the verse | K |
| If you have a go farther you're apt to fare worse | K |
| When you turn it around it is different rather | X |
| You're not apt to go worse if you have a fair father | X |
Guy Wetmore Carryl
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