How Jack Made The Giants Uncommonly Sore Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDDCEEFGGGG HHGDDGIIJKKKL KKMNNMOOPQQQP HHKHHKRRSTTTS QQUKKUVVWNNNW KKXXOf all the ill fated | A |
Boys ever created | B |
Young Jack was the wretchedest lad | C |
An emphatic erratic | D |
Dogmatic fanatic | D |
Was foisted upon him as dad | C |
From the time he could walk | E |
And before he could talk | E |
His wearisome training began | F |
On a highly barbarian | G |
Disciplinarian | G |
Nearly Tartarean | G |
Plan | G |
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He taught him some Raleigh | H |
And some of Macaulay | H |
Till all of Horatius he knew | G |
And the drastic sarcastic | D |
Fantastic scholastic | D |
Philippics of Junius too | G |
He made him learn lots | I |
Of the poems of Watts | I |
And frequently said he ignored | J |
On principle any son's | K |
Title to benisons | K |
Till he'd learned Tennyson's | K |
Maud | L |
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For these are the giants | K |
Of thought and of science | K |
He said in his positive way | M |
So weigh them obey them | N |
Display them and lay them | N |
To heart in your infancy's day | M |
Jack made no reply | O |
But he said on the sly | O |
An eloquent word that had come | P |
From a quite indefensible | Q |
Most reprehensible | Q |
But indispensable | Q |
Chum | P |
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By the time he was twenty | H |
Jack had such a plenty | H |
Of books and paternal advice | K |
Though seedy and needy | H |
Indeed he was greedy | H |
For vengeance whatever the price | K |
In the editor's seat | R |
Of a critical sheet | R |
He found the revenge that he sought | S |
And with sterling appliance of | T |
Mind wrote defiance of | T |
All of the giants of | T |
Thought | S |
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He'd thunder and grumble | Q |
At high and at humble | Q |
Until he became in a while | U |
Mordacious pugnacious | K |
Rapacious Good gracious | K |
They called him the Yankee Carlyle | U |
But he never took rest | V |
On his quarrelsome quest | V |
Of the giants both mighty and small | W |
He slated distorted them | N |
Hanged them and quartered them | N |
Till he had slaughtered them | N |
All | W |
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And this is The Moral that lies in the verse | K |
If you have a go farther you're apt to fare worse | K |
When you turn it around it is different rather | X |
You're not apt to go worse if you have a fair father | X |
Guy Wetmore Carryl
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