Dear Doctor, I Have Read Your Play Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Dear Doctor I have read your playA
Which is a good one in its wayA
Purges the eyes and moves the bowelsB
And drenches handkerchiefs like towelsB
With tears that in a flux of griefC
Afford hysterical reliefC
To shatter'd nerves and quicken'd pulsesD
Which your catastrophe convulsesD
I like your moral and machineryE
Your plot too has such scope for sceneryE
Your dialogue is apt and smartF
The play's concoction full of artF
Your hero raves your heroine criesD
All stab and everybody diesD
In short your tragedy would beE
The very thing to hear and seeE
And for a piece of publicationG
If I decline on this occasionG
It is not that I am not sensibleH
To merits in themselves ostensibleH
But and I grieve to speak it playsD
Are drugs mere drugs Sir nowadaysD
I had a heavy loss by ManuelI
Too lucky if it prove not annualH
And Sotheby with his damn'd OrestesD
Which by the way the old bore's best isD
Has lain so very long on handJ
That I despair of all demandJ
I've advertis'd but see my booksD
Or only watch my shopman's looksD
Still Ivan Ina and such lumberK
My back shop glut my shelves encumberK
There's Byron too who once did betterK
Has sent me folded in a letterK
A sort of it's no more a dramaL
Than Darnley Ivan or KehamaL
So alter'd since last year his pen isD
I think he's lost his wits at VeniceD
Or drain'd his brains away as stallionG
To some dark eyed and warm ItalianG
In short Sir what with one and t'otherK
I dare not venture on anotherK
I write in haste excuse each blunderK
The coaches through the street so thunderK
My room's so full we've Gifford hereM
Reading MSS with Hookham FrereN
Pronouncing on the nouns and particlesD
Of some of our forthcoming articlesD
The Quarterly ah Sir if youO
Had but the genius to reviewO
A smart critique upon St HelenaL
Or if you only would but tell in aL
Short compass what but to resumeL
As I was saying Sir the roomL
The room's so full of wits and bardsD
Crabbes Campbells Crokers Freres and WardsD
And others neither bards nor witsD
My humble tenement admitsD
All persons in the dress of GentP
From Mr Hammond to Dog DentP
A party dines with me todayA
All clever men who make their wayA
Crabbe Malcolm Hamilton and ChantreyN
Are all partakers of my pantryN
They're at this moment in discussionG
On poor De Sta e l's late dissolutionG
Her book they say was in advanceD
Pray Heaven she tell the truth of FranceD
'Tis said she certainly was marriedQ
To Rocca and had twice miscarriedQ
No not miscarried I opineR
But brought to bed at forty nineR
Some say she died a Papist someL
Are of opinion that's a humL
I don't know that the fellow SchlegelH
Was very likely to inveigleH
A dying person in compunctionG
To try the extremity of unctionG
But peace be with her for a womanG
Her talents surely were uncommonG
Her publisher and public tooQ
The hour of her demise may rueQ
For never more within his shop heN
Pray was she not interr'd at CoppetQ
Thus run our time and tongues awayA
But to return Sir to your playA
Sorry Sir but I cannot dealH
Unless 'twere acted by O'NeillH
My hands are full my head so busyN
I'm almost dead and always dizzyN
And so with endless truth and hurryN
Dear Doctor I am yoursD
-
JOHN MURRAYN

George Gordon Byron



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