When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him.
Silently one by one, in the infinite meadows of heaven, Blossomed the lovely stars, the forget-me-nots of the angels.
Freedom is not procured by a full enjoyment of what is desired, but by controlling the desire.
Whenever you're the child of a famous person, you get judged in odd ways because of that.
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
He was as great as a man can be without morality.
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.
What does it say about a president's policies when he has to use a cartoon character rather than real people to justify his record? What does it say about the fiction of old liberalism to insist that good jobs and good schools and good wages will result from policies that have failed us, time and again?