If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Quote by George Burns
Click on the picture of
George Burns quote
you want to see a larger version.
George Burns Quotes
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
When we think of the major threats to our national security, the first to come to mind are nuclear proliferation, rogue states and global terrorism. But another kind of threat lurks beyond our shores, one from nature, not humans - an avian flu pandemic.
If money titles meant anything, I'd play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then it's been a good year.
In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Frankly, if you do politics, you should not be thinking about your dignity.
I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
I got a lot of things that society had promised would make me whole and fulfilled - all the things that the culture tells you from preschool on will quiet the throbbing anxiety inside you - stature, the respect of colleagues, maybe even a kind of low-grade fame.
Perhaps religious conscience upsets the designs of those who feel that the highest wisdom and authority comes from government. But from the beginning, this nation trusted in God, not man. Religious liberty is the first freedom in our Constitution.