Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Quote by George Burns
Click on the picture of George Burns quote you want to see a larger version.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Click on the picture of George Burns quote you want to see a larger version.
George Burns Quotes
- Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
- Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
- At my age flowers scare me.
- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
- I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
- If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
- I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
- Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Best Quotes
- You know, my dad served in the President's Cabinet after his time as a governor. He told me he enjoyed being governor a lot more. Now, I understand why. If I do my job well, I can make a difference in people's lives and I can help our children realize their dreams.
- When Character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. inspirational quotes
- I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
- The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization.
- Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.
- Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
- Knowledge is power. Information is liberating. Education is the premise of progress, in every society, in every family.
- We are persuaded that good Christians will always be good citizens, and that where righteousness prevails among individuals the Nation will be great and happy. Thus while just government protects all in their religious rights, true religion affords to government it's surest support.
- My dad was in the army. World War II. He got his college education from the army. After World War II he became an insurance salesman. Really, I didn't know my dad very well. He and my mother split up after the war. I was raised by my maternal grandmother and grandfather, and by my mother.
- It is the superfluous things for which men sweat, - superfluous things that wear our togas theadbare, that force us to grow old in camp, that dash us upon foreign shores.