Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Quote by George Burns
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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George Burns Quotes
- Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
- I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
- I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
- I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
- Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
- I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Best Quotes
- I remember watching the Grammys and looking at the performances and crying to my mom, saying how much I wanted to be there.
- Unwearied ceaseless effort is the price that must be paid for turning faith into a rich infallible experience.
- The first holy truth in God 101 is that men and women of true faith have always had to accept the mystery of God's identity and love and ways. I hate that, but it's the truth.
- Cunning is the art of concealing our own defects, and discovering other people's weaknesses.
- You cannot find peace by avoiding life.
- Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!
- Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
- Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace.
- Grub first, then ethics.
- My experience has been that work is almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.