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MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

greyquillsquote: The kiss is an awful electrical spark that travels down George’s neck, his spine, his arms and legs. He shivers, presses closer, pours every inch of his hatred into the way he clutches at Dream’s neck. It burns.

hasudi: "There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up." ~George Burns~

hasudi: "I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life." ~George Burns~

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MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

OrangeChuck: This is legit hard because there are DJ many who have influenced comedy in various ways like Bob Hope, George Burns, Sid Caeser, Don Rickles and Eddie Murphy but I think I’ll go with these 4: George Carlin Richard Pryor Robin Williams Moms Mabley

ElleChorongAP: "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

NowOnWRUW: George Burns; Gracie Allen - Gracie's Relatives on Vibes with Vik

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

superisabel76: You know that Rich Little show had Richard Nixon talking to George Burns and then Johnny Carson quipping about it.

superisabel76: I'd pay a pretty penny to see a show by the real George Burns this weekend, too. I mean he's been dead since 1996. Anything he did onstage would be beside the point.

Tav_AngloPlace: I'm going to say this about George Carlin. I loved his comedy. He said things that made sense. He wasn't afraid and he was a true revolution of the genre-alongside Redd Foxx, George Burns, Richard Pryor and the like. You can tell, b/c it wasn't widely known arrests were made.

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

FuneralTimes: We regret to inform you of the recent death of William George Billy BURNS. For more details visit:

johnmarteslo: The George Burns And Gracie Allen Show | Pilot | The Kleebob Card Game |...

_QuotesBot_: Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns.

likegame51: •I’d rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I don’t. — George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

ElleChorongAP: "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

geekgalgroks: I've switched to A Damsel in Distress. Fred Astaire, Gracie Allen, and George Burns. It is delightful. Dancing, bad puns and jokes, slapstick.

AllezLesBoulez: the Roger Angell talking head bits in Ken Burns Baseball vs the George Will talking head bits in Ken Burns Baseball

1984_Poetry: So, George got locked up with Lenny, bc Lenny cursed on stage and George wouldn’t show his Id…. Then with Lenny’s recommendation, he and Burns got signed

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

BudKennedy: Photos of George Carlin when he was the evening DJ at KXOL in Fort Worth and launched his comedy act in The Cellar with newsman Jack Burns. It’s mentioned in “George Carlin’s American Dream.” (photos from Fort Worth Memories on FB)

PointedDavidow: I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns

TheLastAtom: Burns & Allen radio show 9/23/40 George Writes a Newspaper Column

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

likegame51: •I’d rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I don’t. — George Burns

armadill2010: Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. (George Burns)

cali_gari_GO: "Burns - Edit" by George FitzGerald

snowswirlbot: Blond hair burns George, making smoldering rings in the suit he should never have been able to afford, and he concedes the match. The shaking of his opponent's hand feels like the reading of his eulogy, but he’s dead, he’s been dead.

ScottishGolf: Scores after round one: -2 Rory Franssen T6 +1 Angus Carrick, Jack McDonald T29 +2 Matthew Wilson, Lewis Irvine T51 +3 George Burns, Jamie Stewart Leaders at -6.

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

ZoidPayHappySP: Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. -George Burns (1896 – 1996)

Covi1979749381: George soros can do anything to make this pappu PM as his most money making products amnesty and conversion is totally blocked by Modi n Italian pizza can't beat the gujrati masala chai and soros does not have the guts to taste the chai as he gets heart burns due to indigestion.

MikeToomeyTX: "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home." Phyllis Diller "At my age , flowers scare me." George Burns "I am so old that my blood type is discontinued." Bill Dane

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

Ash49204913: 18 Again - George Burns - Happy Birthday Song

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

maxinecaffeine: George Burns on the set of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (dir. Michael Schultz, 1978)

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

sanyong42626632: (George Burns)I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love ​​​[/cp]

Jandk17Fields: Will Rogers George Burns Jack Benny Groucho Marx George Carlin

pegmckenziebook: "Look to the future because that's where you'll spend the rest of your life." George Burns

ElleChorongAP: "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

Hamza202288756: "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." George Burns WE WANT ZDMN

greyquillsquote: The kiss is an awful electrical spark that travels down George’s neck, his spine, his arms and legs. He shivers, presses closer, pours every inch of his hatred into the way he clutches at Dream’s neck. It burns.

WSTWRLDBot: Westworld now has a helpful Male Host who works in the Machinery sector at the Burton Latimer location. Their name is George Burns.

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

umtlibrary: This week the Upper Merion Township Library has 95 new books and nine new movies. New items include Mean Baby, Licorice Pizza, This Time Tomorrow, This Will Not Pass, Ken Burns, Anna, Hidden Pictures, Uncertain Ground, and His Name Is George Floyd.

PoetryAlive: “I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.” — George Burns

A2Ipoc: Please join us for our May meeting May 24 at 6 pm at Burns Park. The day before the anniversary of George Floyd’s death, we are planning a public forum where the community can come together to talk about police oversight, public safety and how much more work there is to do!

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

SiartBoySubasp: I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns

beyourhome: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

snowswirlbot: Blond hair burns George, making smoldering rings in the suit he should never have been able to afford, and he concedes the match. The shaking of his opponent's hand feels like the reading of his eulogy, but he’s dead, he’s been dead.

HistoricalColl: One of a Kind 1971 George Burns Man of the Year Award from the 100 Club of MA.

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

TVStreamingX: Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns

likegame51: •I’d rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I don’t. — George Burns

sahilkapur: Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

likegame51: •I’d rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I don’t. — George Burns

petty_marshall: One of the greatest playoff games I’ve ever seen. That Vikings team was Ford tough and a shame they never won one for George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

snowswirlbot: Blond hair burns George, making smoldering rings in the suit he should never have been able to afford, and he concedes the match. The shaking of his opponent's hand feels like the reading of his eulogy, but he’s dead, he’s been dead.

greyquillsquote: The kiss is an awful electrical spark that travels down George’s neck, his spine, his arms and legs. He shivers, presses closer, pours every inch of his hatred into the way he clutches at Dream’s neck. It burns.

Benedix143: “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” ― George Burns BENEDIX QUIZMOKO WED

EyauukArt: Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

MuppetShowBot: Piggy: Mr. Burns, oh, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years. Would you — would you sing a song just for moi? George: I could never say no to a lady. Rowlf: Well, you don't have to worry then. It's only Miss Piggy.

tweetz789: I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.- George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Gonzo: It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. George: I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

rroobb78: What causes some people to not criticize George Burns for smoking a cigar then criticize Bill Clinton for having a cigar because he is a Democrat?

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ElleChorongAP: "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?

MuppetShowBot: Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!

welfordwrites: Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th. George Burns

MuppetShowBot: Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?



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