Dorothy Parker Quotes



Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania.






The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.



Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.


Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.


I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.


I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.


Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

Coolidge is dead" "How could they tell?




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bryleigh: are you a poem maker?
sharon harville: my favorite quote of hers was 'So go my love, your newer way. I will not be left in sorrow. As long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrows.

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